A man kwa the name of Virgil Adams was trying to sell some vitabu on Ebay when an ad popped up for Donald Trump.
Virgil: This bastard is getting too much publicity. Why can't he just be replaced kwa another president? *Looks to a drawer on the left, and places his right hand on his chin* I think I know how to do that.
Meanwhile, Johnny was getting close to the White House. As Commander Kane mentioned, people were rioting.
SJW's: He shouldn't be our president!
Trump Supporters: If wewe don't like him, leave the country!
Johnny: *Watching the riot, he has to slow down*
SJW: *Walks to Johnny's car*
Johnny: Can wewe tell your Marafiki to songesha out of the way?
SJW: Do wewe support Trump?
Johnny: That's none of your business.
SJW: Get out! *Opens the door* I found another Trump supporter!
Johnny: I'm CIA! If wewe lay a single finger on me, I'll kill you!
SJW: *Pulls Johnny out of the car*
Johnny: *Grabs his 1911 R1, and shoots the SJW*
SJW's: *Running away*
Trump Supporters: *Running away*
Johnny: *Stands over his victim* Why didn't wewe listen?
SJW: We'll do whatever it takes to get rid of Trump, and his supporters, even if it means committing crimes, and causing harm to others. *Closes her eyes, and dies*
Johnny: *Gets back in his car, and drives to the white house*
When he arrived at the white house, Johnny met a guard who decided to be cocky.
Guard: What are wewe doing here?
Johnny: I'm Johnny Lightning. The CIA agent Trump requested.
Guard: Why would he want you?
Johnny: According to my boss, he personally requested my presence here, since he thinks you're not good enough at your job.
Guard: *Raises his rifle* Why I oughta-
Trump: *Walks outside* Stand down. Didn't I tell wewe that this gentleman was from CIA?
Johnny: No harm done Mr. President. I'm Johnny Lightning.
Trump: *Shaking Johnny's hand* I'm very glad to have wewe here Mr. Lightning. Come inside.
Johnny: Oh yes, but first. *Pushes a red button on his watch, making his car disappear*
Guard: *Walking to where the car once was* Where did it go?!
Johnny: That's for me to know, and for wewe to find out.
Trump: *Chuckles* Are wewe hungry?
Johnny: I guess so. Let's eat.
Trump: Good. *Walks with Johnny*
2 B Continued
Virgil: This bastard is getting too much publicity. Why can't he just be replaced kwa another president? *Looks to a drawer on the left, and places his right hand on his chin* I think I know how to do that.
Meanwhile, Johnny was getting close to the White House. As Commander Kane mentioned, people were rioting.
SJW's: He shouldn't be our president!
Trump Supporters: If wewe don't like him, leave the country!
Johnny: *Watching the riot, he has to slow down*
SJW: *Walks to Johnny's car*
Johnny: Can wewe tell your Marafiki to songesha out of the way?
SJW: Do wewe support Trump?
Johnny: That's none of your business.
SJW: Get out! *Opens the door* I found another Trump supporter!
Johnny: I'm CIA! If wewe lay a single finger on me, I'll kill you!
SJW: *Pulls Johnny out of the car*
Johnny: *Grabs his 1911 R1, and shoots the SJW*
SJW's: *Running away*
Trump Supporters: *Running away*
Johnny: *Stands over his victim* Why didn't wewe listen?
SJW: We'll do whatever it takes to get rid of Trump, and his supporters, even if it means committing crimes, and causing harm to others. *Closes her eyes, and dies*
Johnny: *Gets back in his car, and drives to the white house*
When he arrived at the white house, Johnny met a guard who decided to be cocky.
Guard: What are wewe doing here?
Johnny: I'm Johnny Lightning. The CIA agent Trump requested.
Guard: Why would he want you?
Johnny: According to my boss, he personally requested my presence here, since he thinks you're not good enough at your job.
Guard: *Raises his rifle* Why I oughta-
Trump: *Walks outside* Stand down. Didn't I tell wewe that this gentleman was from CIA?
Johnny: No harm done Mr. President. I'm Johnny Lightning.
Trump: *Shaking Johnny's hand* I'm very glad to have wewe here Mr. Lightning. Come inside.
Johnny: Oh yes, but first. *Pushes a red button on his watch, making his car disappear*
Guard: *Walking to where the car once was* Where did it go?!
Johnny: That's for me to know, and for wewe to find out.
Trump: *Chuckles* Are wewe hungry?
Johnny: I guess so. Let's eat.
Trump: Good. *Walks with Johnny*
2 B Continued
Brad Upton as Virgil Adams
