Johnny and Donald Trump had chajio, chakula cha jioni with a few security guards, and his family in The White House.
Johnny: *Eating ribs with fries, and a sprite*
Donald: *Eating steak, mnofu with water*
Donald Jr: *Eating ribs with coke*
Ivanka: *Eating a hamburger with water*
Melania: *Eating steak, mnofu with fries & coke*
Donald Jr: So, you're from the CIA Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: That's right. Your dad requested that I come here in case someone tried to kill him.
Ivanka: Why do people have to get so angry about the changes you're making?
Donald: People are afraid of change. Everyone thinks the changes I'm making are wrong even though they're improving the economy.
Johnny: Illegal immigration has to end. You'd think people would be happy about your efforts.
Donald: Riots are taking place over things that have already been fixed. Women's rights, equal rights for blacks, other races, and homosexuals. For some reason they think I'm trying to undo all of that.
Johnny: All because wewe mentioned a ukuta at the Mexican border.
Melania: If people only understood my husband's intentions, this would never happen.
Johnny: Unfortunately they're too stupid to understand. Thankfully not everyone is like that.
Virgil walked into a parking garage, and met a good friend of his.
Virgil: Brian.
Brian: hujambo Virg.
Virgil: Did wewe tell everyone?
Brian: *Nods* They'll be ready when wewe give the signal.
Virgil: Tomorrow. 8 AM on the dot. We'll storm the White House, and kill President Trump. The Social Justice Warriors will finally bring an end to his leadership. When it falls, we'll pick a new leader who will increase taxes, unemployment, and make everyone suffer while we triumph.
2 B Continued
Johnny: *Eating ribs with fries, and a sprite*
Donald: *Eating steak, mnofu with water*
Donald Jr: *Eating ribs with coke*
Ivanka: *Eating a hamburger with water*
Melania: *Eating steak, mnofu with fries & coke*
Donald Jr: So, you're from the CIA Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: That's right. Your dad requested that I come here in case someone tried to kill him.
Ivanka: Why do people have to get so angry about the changes you're making?
Donald: People are afraid of change. Everyone thinks the changes I'm making are wrong even though they're improving the economy.
Johnny: Illegal immigration has to end. You'd think people would be happy about your efforts.
Donald: Riots are taking place over things that have already been fixed. Women's rights, equal rights for blacks, other races, and homosexuals. For some reason they think I'm trying to undo all of that.
Johnny: All because wewe mentioned a ukuta at the Mexican border.
Melania: If people only understood my husband's intentions, this would never happen.
Johnny: Unfortunately they're too stupid to understand. Thankfully not everyone is like that.
Virgil walked into a parking garage, and met a good friend of his.
Virgil: Brian.
Brian: hujambo Virg.
Virgil: Did wewe tell everyone?
Brian: *Nods* They'll be ready when wewe give the signal.
Virgil: Tomorrow. 8 AM on the dot. We'll storm the White House, and kill President Trump. The Social Justice Warriors will finally bring an end to his leadership. When it falls, we'll pick a new leader who will increase taxes, unemployment, and make everyone suffer while we triumph.
2 B Continued