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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED,...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the mitaani, mtaa with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten kwa parasprites, and now wewe want me to buy wewe a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are wewe in a bad mood? krisimasi is coming soon....

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It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the beach, pwani with Amy, even though he hated water.

Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: wewe haven't alisema that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic...

Originally, this is what I had planned for the first chase, but I thought of something else, and was zaidi happier with that.

Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an machungwa, chungwa car. Not only did he moto Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until...

upinde wa mvua Dash drove her car out of Pontiac.

Pinkie Pie: Do wewe zhink anyone is following us?
Rainbow Dash: I hope not. Keep an eye out for anyone that wewe think is working for Tirek.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich.
Rainbow Dash: As much as I'm glad I saved you, please speak English.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Sees an machungwa, chungwa car behind her* Remember seeing an machungwa, chungwa Chevrolet Nova?
Rainbow Dash: What? *Looks behind her* Oh no, that's one of Tirek's ponies! *Floors it*
Stallion: *Follows upinde wa mvua Dash*
Pinkie Pie: Zhere's not much he can do.
Stallion: *Opens a window on his car, and grabs a revolver*...

It was a beautiful siku in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, upinde wa mvua Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that wewe would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until wewe get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let wewe down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, upinde wa mvua Dash met an earth gppony, pony named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...