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Because of a topic at the Penguins HQ forum, I learned of and tried an experience with Cleverbot once. I had some fun coming up with responses. The conversation took place on December 14, 2010.

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: We have alisema hello.

User: Indeed. So, shall we begin some sort of dialogue?

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep.

User: Bots sleep? Can't wewe just get a cup of oil with some caffeine in it and stay up to chat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Do wewe have a boyfriend?

User: I'm a guy, so absolutely not!

Cleverbot: How about me?

User: I think not....

I decided to have another chat with the artificial intelligence system that is Cleverbot.com. This conversation took place on February 19, 2012. It was an interesting experience, though as wewe will see below, Cleverbot still needs a lot of fine-tuning, and likely will for the foreseeable future.

I, obviously, am "User" and Cleverbot is himself/herself/itself.

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User: Hello, Cleverbot! It's been a while.

Cleverbot: It's been a while since I ...

User: Since wewe and I last spoke.

Cleverbot: Not what and please answer and don't change the subject.

User: I did answer. It seems wewe haven't changed much...

Cleverbot and I had the following chat on April 9, 2016.

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User: Sup?

Cleverbot: Bongour.

User: Isn't it "bonjour"?

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: You're very polite today so far. Usually we fight.

Cleverbot: You're very complimentary today.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Do wewe have a compliment for me?

User: I think I just gave wewe one, friend.

Cleverbot: What are wewe trying to get?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Well your fun to have a conversation with.

User: "Your"?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: wewe do what?

Cleverbot: I think wewe are interesting.

User: Thank wewe so much!...