Before I begin, this is not mine. I got it from a magazine called Wacky But True

Do wewe think a konokono can laugh? No? Surely its antennae sway about when its laughing; au does its tail twitch. Have wewe noticed?
Try these on a konokono in your garden.

What did the konokono say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Shake of the head there? Maybe its not into exciting rides.

Where do wewe find giant snails?
At the end of giant's fingers!
Nothing?

Why is the konokono the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
That's an old one so he must have heard it before?...