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posted by Bluekait
This is one I pick about ghosts.

If wewe pick a type of horror story, I'll do a shout out. If wewe haven't, here's a link:

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The camp counsler gathered the kids around the fire. "Let me tell wewe a ghost story.

I found a diary entry. I found it kwa a burnt chruch. wewe want to hear it? Well, I will read it.

Dear Journal,

I went mad. I didn't mean too. I burn down the church. I...I...I killed and I made my sins. Wait! There's scratching at my door! No! No! N---


The rest was torn. I went inside the church and I almost vomited. There was the remains of the saint on the middle of the floor. I felt something touch me. I slowly turned. It. The ghost of the old saint was demonly disturbing. He pointed to his right.

'You want me to go that way?'

He nods and vanishes. I went in that direction and came upon a cementry and chapel. "Alas. Why would he bbring me here?" I looked around for clues. I went up to the chapel and knocked. A skinny priest answered, 'Yes?'

'Hi, I came from the burnt chruch and the ghost of the old saint pointed this way and I--'

He grabbed me, dragged in the chapel and killed me there. My remains were never found. I still haunt there every night. The priest? He hunged himself mad. "

One of the kids asked, "If wewe were killed?" and put her hand on his chest. It went through. He smiled evily. They all screamed and one kwa one, they were killed unusually.
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    It was a very warm night, and James Potter had decided to enjoy himself, and walked along the Hogwarts fields with his invisibility cloak. The moon was full and bright, illuminating everything to a perfect wonder.
    The mood was ruined when he saw the moon blocked kwa a human figure, who was hanging to a ufagio with his robes, bare back and underwear exposed in the process. It was skinny, the hair short and stringy, and the nose unmistakable. Occasionally Snape would reach backward to try to find the pocket, but always failed. But James could see the...
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Author's note: Make sure you've read Ruby's makala 'Madman' in order to understand this short story which takes place in the the early 1990s.

Notice: None of the following is true,the characters
Bobby,Wayne,Maggie and Angie
Are all fictional.
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The cold air whipped their faces as the four drunkly wobbled to the outskirts of their town and on their way they sung songs with messed up and wrong lyrics cursing and swearing at anything in their way.

They were walking past the woods when one of them who's name was Bobby halted to a...
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posted by ProfSnape
    Well, instead of watching him bleed to death, Harry finally fixed him up with bandages—but not before looking at the most personal and deepest secrets. Today Severus remains the only man to work as both headmaster and teacher simultaneously. He enjoys reading, potion brewing, and the defense against the dark arts—the class he currently teaches. He hates children, homeless people, and dogs. He is still obsessed with Lily Evans.

    Yes, as it turns out, Molly Weasley’s spell was alisema slurred, allowing Bellatrix to remain standing today. As the...
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There are things that Severus Snape never be pronounced in the mouth.

1. Harry are wewe okay? You're not dreaming bad lately? But once wewe let me know if there is trouble!

2. Minerva, I have long wanted to say that I like your * cat * body.

3. All right, Miss Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!

4. Uhh, Lucius, wewe always shine in your hair. What shampoo do wewe use?

5. Draco, ask for forgiveness from Ron nicely!

6. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks!

7.I decided I will be a priest, and build an Potter altar.

8. Oh, Harry, wewe flew so well before, wewe really deserve the Quidditch Cup!

9.Albus, I have no time for tea! Assembly will be, and I can not find my new pink robe.

10.Where is my rubber duck? I want my rubber duck!!!!
posted by Bluekait
Little Johnny boy didn't know about it till it happen. He was curious but didn't take warnings seriously. His parents couldn't handle the loss of their only son. Do wewe want to know what happened? Here it goes.

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Johnny boy was an 17 year-old boy who dressed in black and known for his charm and outstanding, mind-blowning magic tricks. He had lived a good life and had good grades in school. Johnny had a girlfriend, Caitie, who was pregant with his kid. One day, Johnny heard about a rumor around school. They say that if wewe go...
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I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make kittens good fighting because they eat pizza that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.

The End.
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