funny sonic

Everyone has a preference, Shadow au Sonic. For a lot of people, one of them is their inayopendelewa character. And that's great. Everyone has an opinion, wewe can like who wewe want. But that's not what this makala is about. No, this is about who would win in a fight. And we're going kwa the game canon, so no comic abilities au Sonic X stuff.

First, I'll be looking at each of their advantages over his opponent. Then, I'll apply those advantages to a canonically logical battle between the two, and after that a fight without morality. Let's get started! :D

Sonic: Sonic has several advantages over Shadow...

And every night, I lay awake
I find a confliction.
And every night, it just stays the same
In my dream, of absolution

In the night light
Do wewe see what wewe dream
All your troubles
Are they all what they seem
Look around you
Then wewe may realize
All the preachers
All with their lies

And I might know of our future
But then wewe still control the past
Only wewe know if you'll be together
Only wewe know if we shall last

In the night light
Do wewe still feel your pain
For the valor
wewe wait; it never came
If wewe were able
Would wewe go change the past
To mend a faux pas
With one last chance

And I might...

Sonic stopped in front of a fast chakula restaurant.
"Sonic, we're gonna camp out at a restaurant?" Tails asked.
"What?...... No! We're juust coming here to eat lunch!"
"Lunch?" Didn''t we just wake up?"
"Yeah but it's already noon. And it's a Saturday. wewe know how much I like to sleep on the weekends."
"Oh.... Well, now that wewe mention it I am hungry."
Sonic opened the glass door and held it open for Tails.
It was very clean and small in side. There were only a couple booths kwa huge windows, along with colorful lights above each table. The floor had that kikale, kale fashioned black and white tile on the ground....

(a phone rings and Chip picks it up)
Chip:Hello?
Sonic:Hey Chip,it's me Sonic.
Chip:What can I do wewe for?
Sonic:I was just going to check the messages of the machine so hang up and I'll call right back.
Chip:Got ya.
(Chip hangs up)
seconds later...
(the phone rings and Chip picks it up)
Chip:Hello?
Sonic:Chip?(chuckles)Didn't I just ask wewe not to pick up?
Chip:No,you alisema I should hang up and wewe called right back.
Sonic:What I meant was that I want the machine to get it,not wewe I'm trying to check my messages.
Chip:You want to me to just check them for you?
Sonic:No thank you.The last time wewe did that...