It's been a mwaka since the series finale aired, but many of us still suffer from Post-Traumatic SOA Disorder. Below are a orodha of depressing SOA-related things wewe may encounter in everyday life. Effects of exposure to these things may range from a twang in your heartstrings to actual tears. PTSOAD can strike anywhere, anytime. (But is likely to occur on this page, so sorry about that.)
There are pictures, but I believe this to be relatively spoiler-free. Everything might not make sense to those of wewe who haven't finished the onyesha yet, but I don't think any of this will ruin it for you. That being said, most of these are presented without much explanation, because that would lead to spoilers. Think of it as an inside joke without the joke. For those of wewe who know what you're getting into and plan on continuing anyway, I salute you, and pass wewe an imaginary box of tissues.
#10 - ELVIS
Thanks a lot, Bobby.
#9 - CROWS
Seeing them. Hearing them. Damn you, wewe feathery bastards.
#8 - MARILYN MANSON
Not that he was ever incredibly easy to look at, but now it's worse.
#7 - CHILI
Always expect a head. Always.
#6 - THE PHRASE "BITE YOUR TONGUE"
Ow. How 'bout no.
#5 - THE CRUCIFIX
Jesus kills.
#4 - "YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE"
Happy, innocent children's song? Not anymore.
#3 - PIE
It's part of the SOA diet plan.
#2 - THE PHRASE "I GOT THIS"
wewe got this, I got tears.
#1 - THE SIGHT OF A MEAT FORK
Nope. Just nope.
There are pictures, but I believe this to be relatively spoiler-free. Everything might not make sense to those of wewe who haven't finished the onyesha yet, but I don't think any of this will ruin it for you. That being said, most of these are presented without much explanation, because that would lead to spoilers. Think of it as an inside joke without the joke. For those of wewe who know what you're getting into and plan on continuing anyway, I salute you, and pass wewe an imaginary box of tissues.
#10 - ELVIS
Thanks a lot, Bobby.
#9 - CROWS
Seeing them. Hearing them. Damn you, wewe feathery bastards.
#8 - MARILYN MANSON
Not that he was ever incredibly easy to look at, but now it's worse.
#7 - CHILI
Always expect a head. Always.
#6 - THE PHRASE "BITE YOUR TONGUE"
Ow. How 'bout no.
#5 - THE CRUCIFIX
Jesus kills.
#4 - "YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE"
Happy, innocent children's song? Not anymore.
#3 - PIE
It's part of the SOA diet plan.
#2 - THE PHRASE "I GOT THIS"
wewe got this, I got tears.
#1 - THE SIGHT OF A MEAT FORK
Nope. Just nope.
