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SFG- So, guys. Now that wewe fought over kuki, vidakuzi and muffins.
Cartman- Yes we have, Kyle...
Kyle- Shut up! wewe know wewe like kuki, vidakuzi AND muffins!
SFG- Just, drop it! Alright?
Cartman- Whatever. *crossed arms over chest(if he even can)*
Kyle- So what's the topic this time?
SFG- If wewe all shut up and listen!
*All grow silent*
SFG- Now the survey swali is... Cats au Dogs?
Cartman- Totally dogs! Yes, dogs! Kyle will probably agree with me 'cause he knows I can kick his punda well!
Kyle- No wewe can't! wewe can't even ngumi, punch a pillow!
Cartman- Can too!
SFG- SHUT THE HELL UP wewe TWO! Kyle, what do wewe answer for this survey? Cats au dogs?
Kyle- Well, I do like dogs. But I upendo Cats better!
Butters- Oh God...
Kenny- Memememememe (This is going to end in a dog fight...)
SFG- Cats and mbwa fight to that, Kenny. Now, Cartman, why do wewe like dogs?
Cartman- Well wewe see, SilverFanGirl-
SFG- Oh please, call me Micks.
Cartman- Alright, Micks, I like dogs, because they're zaidi loyal THAN A CERTAIN SOMEONE! Now, I'm not gonna mention any names, but its very clear who I am talking about.
SFG- Well then, Kyle?
Kyle- I like cats, because they are sweet in personalty and they are also loyal.
SFG- You're only liking Cats because Cartman alisema wewe liked mbwa and wewe can't agree with him? Why is that? Why don't wewe ever agree with Cartman, but he agrees with you?
Kyle- Because I'm right and he's wrong! ALWAYS!
Cartman- *gets up* Wait a second! I am two right! Kyle, you're just jealous because I'm zaidi awesomener than wewe are!
Kyle- *rolls eyes* Cartman, wewe dumbass, "awesomener" isn't a word!
Cartman- It is in my dictionary!
Kenny- memmememe (oh, just kiss already!)
SFG- O.O Oh my God, Kenny! Why did wewe say that?
Butters- Because Kenny thinks Cartman and Kyle are gay for each other. Everyone does.
Kyle- DOES NOT!
Butters- wewe know its true, Kyle!
Cartman- *gasp* Kyle! You...you upendo me?
Kyle- *gets nervous* Well, I...I...um...I can...
Cartman- wewe do!?!?!
Kyle- NO I DON'T!
Cartman- OH MY GOD KYLE! OH MY GOD! WAIT UNTIL I TELL EVERYONE AT SCHOOL ABOUT THIS!!!
Kyle- -_-
SFG- ^^' Kyle, see me after the onyesha for a little "gay" talk, alright?
Kyle- Alright...*whispers to himself* big boobs.
SFG- What was that?
Kyle- NOTHING!
SFG- ....
Cartman- hujambo Micks, I like you.
SFG- Thank you, Cartman. I like wewe too.
Cartman- No, like like... Will wewe go out with me?
SFG- I'm way older than you, Cartman.
Cartman- How old?
SFG- Try 3-5 years older than you.
Cartman- that's not so bad.
SFG- Cartman go to hell! *walks off stage*
Kyle- *follows* BYE CARTMAN!
Cartman- ....
Butters- Sorry Cartman...
Kenny- memememe (She was good catch...)
Cartman- I know Kenny and Butters. I know...
Butters- wewe only hit on her because of her boobs, didn't you? And now Kyle is going to hit on her like wewe tried doing, huh?
Cartman- Yep! *pervy face* Let's go home, guys.
*All leave
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