South Park Article: Youtube au no Youtube? (oh crap..)

posted by SilverFanGirl

SFG- *smacks forehead* I'm sick of these stupid questions...
Kyle- OMG! Cartman, what did wewe ask?!!?
Cartman- Me?!?! how about you!
SFG- No, guys. Here's the question: YouTube au not?
Cartman and kyle- YES! *turn to each other* HEY!
SFG- *smacks forhead again* I'm REALLY sick of these two...
Cartman- Hey, hujambo Micks!
SFG- *sighs* What?Cartman- What did wewe say to Kyle the other day?
SFG- nothing. I just asked him to answer the maswali honestly. Now, I want resoning in this answer. Cartman, why do wewe say yes to YouTube?
Cartman- It may be a pain, like Kyle, but its useful, unlike Kyle.
Kyle- .....-_-
SFG- Kyle, explain why wewe say yes to YouTube.
Kyle- Alright, listen up fat boy! *points to Cartman* wewe shut your big-
SFG- SHUT UP!
Kyle- O.O
SFG- Now, answer my question.
Kyle- *shuts up*
SFG- Why do wewe say yes to Youtube?
Kyle- 'Cause...uh...I don't know. I upendo YouTube.
Butters- Everyone does dumbass
SFG-....................Yes, of course everyone does.
Butters- Exactly
SFG- Kyle, really, why do wewe like YouTube?
Kyle-.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
SFG- wewe have no answer, do you?
Kyle- uh, no.
Cartman- HA HA! I took your answer! HA HA! I'm better than Kyle! Wait, I've always been!
Kyle- No wewe aren't, I am.
SFG- Oh boy....
Cartman- Why do wewe say that?
Kyle- 'Cause I got to kiss Micks.
SFG- wewe cannot speak that ever again, Kyle!
Kyle- Well its true!
Cartman- *looks sadly up at SFG* You...You like this piece of shit?
SFG- *sighs* Let me explain... Let's just get on with the YouTube question. What's your inayopendelewa Youtube video?
Cartman- *turns to Butters, Kenny, and Stan* Did wewe hear that guys? Micks likes Kyle! And they kissed!
SFG- Kyle, no we didn't.
Kyle- Then I got to cuddle in your-
Cartman- Oh my God, he got to cuddle in her boobs!!! After all I did for you, Kyle.
SFG- Guys, drop this subject and let's go to a new one!
Cartman- No, no, Micks. We gotta know this story. *laughs* Alright Kyle, tell this story!
Stan- STORYTIME!
Kenny- mememem (I can't wait!!)
Butters- Oh my God, Kyle! Get on with it!!
SFG- *smacks forehead* I'm sourround kwa idiots...
Cartman- ^^

GrumpyGirl That was sort of funny and I was takin a Bruno Mars quiz til this one popped up!

kndluva Very Funny!

GrumpyGirl Man I read diz again Nd I laughed my fuckin ass off again!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

SilverFanGirl Thank you guys for reading this and loving it. :) People love me because I'm a comedy kind of person. I make them laugh and they just love that part about me. :D Thanks for enjoying this and hopefully I will have more stuff up. =^_^=

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Source: south park studios

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Wendy Testaberger's Cussing Song.

posted by pompeybabe

Mrs. Landers was a health nut! She cooked chakula in a wok!
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle! The rooster just won't quit!
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets! They're cuddly and sweet!
Monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their
Meeting in the office, au meeting in the hall!
The boss, he wants to see wewe so wewe can suck his
Balzac was a writer! He lived with Allen Funt!
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water can really make wewe sick!
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring wewe luck
And if wewe all don't like it, I don't give a flying ****!"

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juu Ten Reasons wewe Know Your Obsessed With South Park

posted by founten

10.) wewe can see a screencap and instantly name the episode it's from.

9.) When watching a new episode wewe can tell which characters are voiced kwa Matt and which are voiced kwa Trey.

8.) wewe understand every word Kenny says.

7.) wewe own the movie on zaidi then one format

6.) wewe talk like Terrance and Phillip whenever wewe see a Canadian.

7.) wewe know Ike's birth name

6.) wewe know what "Time Warped" is.

5.) wewe have a Youtube account filled with South Park videos, your user ikoni is your shabiki made character and wewe are currantly a character in a shabiki made South Park spin-off.

4.) wewe were so exited when...

Captain Wendy

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Viking Red

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1x01 'Cartman Gets an Anal Probe'

added by jlhfan624

Source: Comedy Central

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South Park Meets Saved kwa the kengele (Conclusion)

posted by GenImagination

Butters and Al Gore are walking up the stairs to get to Butters room.

Al Gore: "Little boy...aren't wewe suppose to be at school?"
Butters: "YEA! But my parents went to California. They won't be back for 3 days."
Al Gore: "Ok...fair enough. What is your name anyway?"
Butters: "BUTTERS!"

Butters opens the door and sits down in his computer chair. Al Gore sits on a beanbag.

Al Gore: "Butters...what is it about Al Gore that wewe like so much?"
Butters: "When I heard wewe created the Internet on YouTUBE wewe became a God to me."
Al Gore: "Precisely what I am. God."
Butters: "YEA! Cause without wewe I wouldn't...