wewe say you've got no emotion, but I know that can't be true
'Cuz I see the way wewe look at me when wewe think I can't see you
Just put your hand in mine and we'll kiss all night long
Oh, why won't wewe be my Vulcan lover?
Don't wewe raise an eyebrow at me
Just be my Vulcan lover
I think your pointy ears are sexy
Be my Vulcan lover
If wewe don't believe me, try a mind meld and I think you'll see
That I really want you
To be my Vulcan lover
I'll help wewe out every seven years when it's time to go through pon farr
We won't have to take wewe to Vulcan when your behavior gets bizarre
Your higher body temperature...
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