Goin back to Hogwarts - Darren Criss
HARRY:
Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel glares of
My cousin, my uncle and my aunt.
Can't believe how cruel they are
And it stings my lighting scar
To know that they'll never ever give me what I want.
I know I don't deserve these
Awful rules made kwa the Dursleys
Here on privet drive.
Can't take these stupid of these muggles,
But despite all of my struggles,
I'm still alive.
I’m sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, it’s September, so I’m skipping this town
hujambo It’s no mystery, there’s nothing here for me now
I gotta get back to Hogwarts,
I gotta get back to school.
I gotta get myself to Hogwarts,
Where everyone thinks I'm cool.
Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts,
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
It’s all that I love, and it's all that I need at
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I'm going back---
I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry
Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
NO WAY this mwaka anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome
I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand
Defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
And do it all with my best friend Ron, 'cuz together we're totally awesome
RON: Yeah, 'cuz together we're totally awesome!
Did somebody say Ron?
HARRY: Ron, what are wewe doing here?
RON: hujambo man sorry it took so long to get here I had to get some flu powder but, get everything wewe need and lets get goin'
HARRY: Where are we goin'?
RON: To Diagon Alley ofcoarse
HARRY: cool
*flu powder power flu powder power flu powder power flu powder power*
RON:
It's been so long, but we're going back
Don’'t go for work, don't go there for class
HARRY:
As long as were together--
RON:
-- gonna kick some ass
HARRY & RON:
... and it’s gonna be totally awesome!
This mwaka we'll take everybody kwa storm,
Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm
HERMIONE:
But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class
If we want to pass our OWLS!
RON: Oh Hermione why do wewe have to be such a buzzkill?
HERMIONE: because guys school's not all about fun and games we have to study hard If we wanna be good wizards and witches *Argh*
HERMIONE:
I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart
Check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start
What I lack in looks well I make up in heart,
And well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome
This mwaka I plan to study a lot...
RON:
That would be cool if wewe were actually hot
HARRY:
hujambo Ron, come on, we're the only Marafiki that she's got!
RON:
And that's cool...
HERMIONE:
... and that's totally awesome
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
Yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!
We're sick of summer and this waiting around
It's like we're sitting in the Lost and found
Don't take no sorcery
For anyone to see how...
We gotta get back to Hogwarts
We gotta get back to school
We gotta get back to Hogwarts
Where everything is magic-cooooool
EVERYONE:
Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
--- I think we're going back...
GINNY: Rooooon! wewe were supposed to take me to Madame Mulkins and use those zickles mom gave wewe for my vazi fitting
HARRY: Who's this?
RON: Oh this is stupid, dumb little sister Ginny. Ginny this is Harry... Potter
GINNY: Oh you're Harry Potter, you're the boy who lived
HARRY: Yeah, and your Ginny
GINNY: Oh it's Ginevra
HARRY: Yeah, I'll just stick with Ginny
RON: Stupid sister *slap* don't crowd the famous friend
HERMIONE: Do wewe guys hear music?
GINNY: Yeah what is that?
RON: Someone's coming
CHO’s POSSY:
Cho Chang
Domo arigato, Cho Chang
Gung hujambo Fat Choy, Chang
Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang
GINNY: Oh, who's that?
HARRY: That's Cho Chang
RON: Yeah that's the girl Harry's been totally in upendo with since freshman year.
HERMIONE: Yeah but, he won't say anything to her
RON: Well yeah wewe never tell a girl wewe like them it will make wewe look like an idiot.
GINNY: Konnichiwa Cho Chang. It is good to meet you, I am Ginny Weasley
LAVENDER: Bitch, I aint Cho Chang
RON: That's Lavender Brown *slap* racist sister
CHO: Oh that's alright, I'm Cho Chang y'all
HARRY *gasp* She's perfect
RON: Yeah but, too bad she's dating Cedric Diggory though
HARRY: Seriously, who the hell is Cedric Diggory?
RON: He's that guy wewe know he's just like, huge and tall and huge
CEDRIC:
Oh, Cho Chang
I am so in upendo with Cho Chang
From Bangkok to Ding Dang
I sing my upendo aloud for Cho Chaaaaaang
HARRY: I hate that guy
MALFOY: Did someone say Draco Malfoy?
HARRY: Malfoy what do wewe want?
MALFOY: So Potter, back for another mwaka at Hogwarts are you? Maybe this mwaka you'll wise up and hang out with a higher calibar of wizard
HARRY: Listen, Draco Ron and Hermione are my best Marafiki in the world and I wouldn't trade them for anything
MALFOY: Have it your way. Wait, don't tell me red hair, hand me down clothes and a stupid complection wewe must be a Weasley.
RON: Hey, Malfoy lay off my sister okay? she may be a pain in the punda but, she's my pain in the ass
MALFOY: Oh, isn't this cute it's like a little loser family. Hogwarts has really gone to the mbwa but, luckily inayofuata mwaka I'll be transfered to Pigfarts.
MALFOY:
This mwaka wewe bet I’m gonna get outta here
The reign of Malfoy is drawing near
I’ll have the greatest wizard career,
It's gonna be totally awesome
Look out world, for the dawn of the day
When everyone will do whatever I say
And that Potter wont be in my way, and then
I’ll be the one who is totally awesome!
GOYLE:
Yeah you’ll be the one that is totally awesome.
HERMIONE: Guys come on! Were gonna miss the train!
ALL:
Who knows how fast this years gonna go?
Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow
HARRY:
Maybe at last, I’ll talk to Cho,
RON:
Oh no, that be WAY too awesome
ALL:
We’re back to learn everything that we can
It’s great to come back to where we began
And here we are, and alakazam! Here we go, this is totally awesome!
Come on and teach us everything wewe know
The summer’s over and were itchin’ to go
NEVILLE:
I think were ready for
Albus Dumbledore
DUMBLEDORE:
Welcome, all of wewe to Hogwarts
I welcome all of wewe to school
Did wewe know that here at Hogwarts
We’ve got a hidden swimming pool?
Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts
Welcome, all wewe hotties, nerds, and tools
Now that I've got wewe here at Hogwarts
I’d like to go over just a couple of rules:
My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am headmaster of Hogwarts wewe can all call me Dumbledore. I also suppose wewe can also call me Albus If wewe want a detention, no I'm only kidding I'll expell wewe If wewe call me Albus.
ALL:
Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I love, and all that I need.
At HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS,
Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends
To Gryffindors!
Hufflepuffs!
Ravenclaws!
Slytherins!
Back to the place where our story begins
It’s HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS,
DUMBLEDORE:
I’m sorry, what’s its name?
ALL:
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS,
DUMBLEDORE:
I didn’t hear wewe kids!
ALL:
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS,
HARRY:
Man, I’m glad I’m back.
HARRY:
Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel glares of
My cousin, my uncle and my aunt.
Can't believe how cruel they are
And it stings my lighting scar
To know that they'll never ever give me what I want.
I know I don't deserve these
Awful rules made kwa the Dursleys
Here on privet drive.
Can't take these stupid of these muggles,
But despite all of my struggles,
I'm still alive.
I’m sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, it’s September, so I’m skipping this town
hujambo It’s no mystery, there’s nothing here for me now
I gotta get back to Hogwarts,
I gotta get back to school.
I gotta get myself to Hogwarts,
Where everyone thinks I'm cool.
Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts,
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
It’s all that I love, and it's all that I need at
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I'm going back---
I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry
Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
NO WAY this mwaka anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome
I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand
Defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
And do it all with my best friend Ron, 'cuz together we're totally awesome
RON: Yeah, 'cuz together we're totally awesome!
Did somebody say Ron?
HARRY: Ron, what are wewe doing here?
RON: hujambo man sorry it took so long to get here I had to get some flu powder but, get everything wewe need and lets get goin'
HARRY: Where are we goin'?
RON: To Diagon Alley ofcoarse
HARRY: cool
*flu powder power flu powder power flu powder power flu powder power*
RON:
It's been so long, but we're going back
Don’'t go for work, don't go there for class
HARRY:
As long as were together--
RON:
-- gonna kick some ass
HARRY & RON:
... and it’s gonna be totally awesome!
This mwaka we'll take everybody kwa storm,
Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm
HERMIONE:
But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class
If we want to pass our OWLS!
RON: Oh Hermione why do wewe have to be such a buzzkill?
HERMIONE: because guys school's not all about fun and games we have to study hard If we wanna be good wizards and witches *Argh*
HERMIONE:
I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart
Check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start
What I lack in looks well I make up in heart,
And well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome
This mwaka I plan to study a lot...
RON:
That would be cool if wewe were actually hot
HARRY:
hujambo Ron, come on, we're the only Marafiki that she's got!
RON:
And that's cool...
HERMIONE:
... and that's totally awesome
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
Yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!
We're sick of summer and this waiting around
It's like we're sitting in the Lost and found
Don't take no sorcery
For anyone to see how...
We gotta get back to Hogwarts
We gotta get back to school
We gotta get back to Hogwarts
Where everything is magic-cooooool
EVERYONE:
Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
--- I think we're going back...
GINNY: Rooooon! wewe were supposed to take me to Madame Mulkins and use those zickles mom gave wewe for my vazi fitting
HARRY: Who's this?
RON: Oh this is stupid, dumb little sister Ginny. Ginny this is Harry... Potter
GINNY: Oh you're Harry Potter, you're the boy who lived
HARRY: Yeah, and your Ginny
GINNY: Oh it's Ginevra
HARRY: Yeah, I'll just stick with Ginny
RON: Stupid sister *slap* don't crowd the famous friend
HERMIONE: Do wewe guys hear music?
GINNY: Yeah what is that?
RON: Someone's coming
CHO’s POSSY:
Cho Chang
Domo arigato, Cho Chang
Gung hujambo Fat Choy, Chang
Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang
GINNY: Oh, who's that?
HARRY: That's Cho Chang
RON: Yeah that's the girl Harry's been totally in upendo with since freshman year.
HERMIONE: Yeah but, he won't say anything to her
RON: Well yeah wewe never tell a girl wewe like them it will make wewe look like an idiot.
GINNY: Konnichiwa Cho Chang. It is good to meet you, I am Ginny Weasley
LAVENDER: Bitch, I aint Cho Chang
RON: That's Lavender Brown *slap* racist sister
CHO: Oh that's alright, I'm Cho Chang y'all
HARRY *gasp* She's perfect
RON: Yeah but, too bad she's dating Cedric Diggory though
HARRY: Seriously, who the hell is Cedric Diggory?
RON: He's that guy wewe know he's just like, huge and tall and huge
CEDRIC:
Oh, Cho Chang
I am so in upendo with Cho Chang
From Bangkok to Ding Dang
I sing my upendo aloud for Cho Chaaaaaang
HARRY: I hate that guy
MALFOY: Did someone say Draco Malfoy?
HARRY: Malfoy what do wewe want?
MALFOY: So Potter, back for another mwaka at Hogwarts are you? Maybe this mwaka you'll wise up and hang out with a higher calibar of wizard
HARRY: Listen, Draco Ron and Hermione are my best Marafiki in the world and I wouldn't trade them for anything
MALFOY: Have it your way. Wait, don't tell me red hair, hand me down clothes and a stupid complection wewe must be a Weasley.
RON: Hey, Malfoy lay off my sister okay? she may be a pain in the punda but, she's my pain in the ass
MALFOY: Oh, isn't this cute it's like a little loser family. Hogwarts has really gone to the mbwa but, luckily inayofuata mwaka I'll be transfered to Pigfarts.
MALFOY:
This mwaka wewe bet I’m gonna get outta here
The reign of Malfoy is drawing near
I’ll have the greatest wizard career,
It's gonna be totally awesome
Look out world, for the dawn of the day
When everyone will do whatever I say
And that Potter wont be in my way, and then
I’ll be the one who is totally awesome!
GOYLE:
Yeah you’ll be the one that is totally awesome.
HERMIONE: Guys come on! Were gonna miss the train!
ALL:
Who knows how fast this years gonna go?
Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow
HARRY:
Maybe at last, I’ll talk to Cho,
RON:
Oh no, that be WAY too awesome
ALL:
We’re back to learn everything that we can
It’s great to come back to where we began
And here we are, and alakazam! Here we go, this is totally awesome!
Come on and teach us everything wewe know
The summer’s over and were itchin’ to go
NEVILLE:
I think were ready for
Albus Dumbledore
DUMBLEDORE:
Welcome, all of wewe to Hogwarts
I welcome all of wewe to school
Did wewe know that here at Hogwarts
We’ve got a hidden swimming pool?
Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts
Welcome, all wewe hotties, nerds, and tools
Now that I've got wewe here at Hogwarts
I’d like to go over just a couple of rules:
My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am headmaster of Hogwarts wewe can all call me Dumbledore. I also suppose wewe can also call me Albus If wewe want a detention, no I'm only kidding I'll expell wewe If wewe call me Albus.
ALL:
Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I love, and all that I need.
At HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS,
Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends
To Gryffindors!
Hufflepuffs!
Ravenclaws!
Slytherins!
Back to the place where our story begins
It’s HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS,
DUMBLEDORE:
I’m sorry, what’s its name?
ALL:
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS,
DUMBLEDORE:
I didn’t hear wewe kids!
ALL:
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS,
HARRY:
Man, I’m glad I’m back.
