Dear John stills

Once upon a time two SE fangirls had made a plan..... a plan EVERY SE girl would apreciate.....They waited in excitment to hear what it was. They could barely sit still on thier chair, and they had thier face glued to the screen waiting for the answer to come. The wait was killing them, but they wanted to know what it was so they were the pacient little SE girls they are but it got zaidi and zaidi on thier nerves- they wouldn't onyesha that though - they were pretty little girls who always behaved. I bet this is exacly your reaction while you're kusoma this. Am I right?
Of course I am, I'm always...