Dean: And the lunar cycles?
Sam: Uh-huh. mwezi after mwezi all the murders occur in the weeks leading up to the full moon.
Dean: Which is this week, right?
Sam: Hence the lawyer.
Dean: Awesome.
Sam: Dean, could wewe be a bigger geek about this?
Dean: I'm sorry man, but what about a human kwa day, a freak animal killing machine kwa night don't wewe understand? I mean, mtu-bweha are badass. We haven't seen one since we were kids.
Sam: Okay, Sparky. And wewe know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!
Madison: wewe get a few scotches in him and he starts hitting on anyone in a five mile radius. You...
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