John: Take your brother outside as fast as wewe can, and don't look back!

Sam: wewe know how I feel about Halloween.

Sam: Cuz we're not exactly the Bradys.
Sam's friend: And I'm not exactly the Huxstables.

Sam: What would I do without you?
Jessica: Crash and burn.

Sam: wewe scared the crap outta me.
Dean: Well, that's because you're outta practice. *Sam flips him over* I guess not. Get off me.
Sam: Dean, what the hell are wewe doing here?
Dean: Well, I was looking for a beer.

Dean: I upendo the smurfs. wewe know, I gotta tell you, you are completely outta my brother's league.
Jessica: Just let me go put something...