So I've decided to make a orodha of all the dumb/interesting/funny things I hear during my day. Feel free to add your own in the comments. If I like 'em, I'll add 'em!
1. "I'm almost a stud. I have the STD, now all I need is U." -Vernon
2. "Does anyone know where Augustus is?"
"Massachussetts!" -Teacher and Chyanne
3. *wrong answer*
"You are the worst nerd ever." -Michael
4. "Twelve!"
"Um, this is multiple choice." -Jasper and Teacher
5. "Can-"
"SPARKLY HEADBAND!" -Teacher and Madison
6. "Am I being bitchy today? I'm being bitchy today. I'm sorry I'm bitching today." -Summer
7. "You can't give me an F. wewe upendo me!" -Summer
8. "I need wewe to pay attention."
"I need wewe to give me an A, too. But I don't see that happening." -Teacher and Vernon
9. "Holy crap! Why do wewe have so much chakula in your desk!?"
"I blame your brother." -Robert and Teacher
10. "Why is it wewe only have a kisu out when we're alone...?" -Ceara
11. "Did he hit you!?"
"Yeah."
"Good. Now I'm not the only one that's hit wewe before." -Ceara and Teacher.
12. "I don't mean to make this zaidi awkward than it is, but I just realized that wewe have an awesome butt." -Summer
13. "The cops are here."
"You think they'll clean my room for me?" -Stepdad and Madison
14. "I upendo you."
"You just want my cookie dough."
"Yeahhh..." -Summer and Libby
15. "I hate you. wewe know that, right?" -Brendan (a.k.a. Brenda)
16. "Christ, Dylan. Go smoke another one."
"I'd upendo to." -Ceara and Dylan
17. "Do wewe have any SPAM?" -Troy
18. "Stupid question, but... Which side does the mduara, duara part on a nine go? Left au right?" -Jesús
19. "If anyone asks, I got the screamin' shits and I went home. 'Kay? 'Kay." -Dylan
20. "I need to get high. wewe coming?"
"Nah, I'll stay here and watch Jimmy rape Donté." - Dylan and Ceara
21. "Why did wewe write 'fag' on Gavin's birthday card...?"
"Oh shit. Wrong Gavin." -Ceara and Madison
22. "Pastor, my teacher called me a whore!"
"Are you?" -Madison and Pastor
23. "Hey...my mom was born in '97!"
"Your mom is only fifteen?"
"What...? Oh shut up!" -Abby and Erin
24. "Your face just really pisses me off." -Madison
25. "If I bitch, kahaba at wewe for any reason in the inayofuata seven days, disregard it. Mother Nature has just decided to shit all over my week." -Ceara
26. "Men are so much smarter than women!"
"Remind me again who you're paying to do your homework."
"...Shut up, Nerd." -Robert and Ceara
27. "My poop feels like sandpaper coming out of my butthole!" -Forrest
28. "You look very studly today. Wanna go make out in that closet?" -Madison
29. "I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so-"
"No. I am not calling you." -Donté and Ceara
30. "I was jerking off for like twenty dakika yesterday. It was crazy. I actually got kind of bored. I was like, 'Come on, little sperm cells. Time to come out!'"
"...Dafuq did wewe just say?" -Alec and Summer
31. "I finally called wewe last night."
"I know... I answered." -Nathanial and Ceara
32. "We were both naked and talking about changing the world. It was pretty epic." -Ceara
33. "Hi!"
"No. wewe ditched me. Not awesome." -Kiasen and Nathanial
34. "She looks like she had sex with a clown." -Zac
35. "I feel bad for Michael..."
"Why?"
"He has a baby penis." -Kiasen and Ceara
36. "I'm not sure if I find that disturbing au a turn on." -Ceara
37. "I dropped my pen. Can wewe pick it up for me? Oh, well would wewe look at that. My pants fell down, too." -Nathanial
38. "Madison just bit me!"
"This doesn't surprise me."
"Why not?"
"It's Madison. She bites people." -Kiasen and Ceara
39. "I'm not sure, but now that I think about it, we do talk about child abductions a lot. That's probably an issue." -Zac
40. "Chemistry sounds fun! I want to blow shit up!!" -Zac
41. "There's a ninja buibui in my room, I can't find it now!"
"It's probably breeding."
"Shut up!" -Zac and Ceara
42. "You've seen his penis!?"
"I have indeed! He has a nice penis."
"CEARA! NAUGHTY!!" -Kiasen and Ceara
43. "You with a penis is a scary thought..." -Damon
Once again, feel free to add your own!
1. "I'm almost a stud. I have the STD, now all I need is U." -Vernon
2. "Does anyone know where Augustus is?"
"Massachussetts!" -Teacher and Chyanne
3. *wrong answer*
"You are the worst nerd ever." -Michael
4. "Twelve!"
"Um, this is multiple choice." -Jasper and Teacher
5. "Can-"
"SPARKLY HEADBAND!" -Teacher and Madison
6. "Am I being bitchy today? I'm being bitchy today. I'm sorry I'm bitching today." -Summer
7. "You can't give me an F. wewe upendo me!" -Summer
8. "I need wewe to pay attention."
"I need wewe to give me an A, too. But I don't see that happening." -Teacher and Vernon
9. "Holy crap! Why do wewe have so much chakula in your desk!?"
"I blame your brother." -Robert and Teacher
10. "Why is it wewe only have a kisu out when we're alone...?" -Ceara
11. "Did he hit you!?"
"Yeah."
"Good. Now I'm not the only one that's hit wewe before." -Ceara and Teacher.
12. "I don't mean to make this zaidi awkward than it is, but I just realized that wewe have an awesome butt." -Summer
13. "The cops are here."
"You think they'll clean my room for me?" -Stepdad and Madison
14. "I upendo you."
"You just want my cookie dough."
"Yeahhh..." -Summer and Libby
15. "I hate you. wewe know that, right?" -Brendan (a.k.a. Brenda)
16. "Christ, Dylan. Go smoke another one."
"I'd upendo to." -Ceara and Dylan
17. "Do wewe have any SPAM?" -Troy
18. "Stupid question, but... Which side does the mduara, duara part on a nine go? Left au right?" -Jesús
19. "If anyone asks, I got the screamin' shits and I went home. 'Kay? 'Kay." -Dylan
20. "I need to get high. wewe coming?"
"Nah, I'll stay here and watch Jimmy rape Donté." - Dylan and Ceara
21. "Why did wewe write 'fag' on Gavin's birthday card...?"
"Oh shit. Wrong Gavin." -Ceara and Madison
22. "Pastor, my teacher called me a whore!"
"Are you?" -Madison and Pastor
23. "Hey...my mom was born in '97!"
"Your mom is only fifteen?"
"What...? Oh shut up!" -Abby and Erin
24. "Your face just really pisses me off." -Madison
25. "If I bitch, kahaba at wewe for any reason in the inayofuata seven days, disregard it. Mother Nature has just decided to shit all over my week." -Ceara
26. "Men are so much smarter than women!"
"Remind me again who you're paying to do your homework."
"...Shut up, Nerd." -Robert and Ceara
27. "My poop feels like sandpaper coming out of my butthole!" -Forrest
28. "You look very studly today. Wanna go make out in that closet?" -Madison
29. "I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so-"
"No. I am not calling you." -Donté and Ceara
30. "I was jerking off for like twenty dakika yesterday. It was crazy. I actually got kind of bored. I was like, 'Come on, little sperm cells. Time to come out!'"
"...Dafuq did wewe just say?" -Alec and Summer
31. "I finally called wewe last night."
"I know... I answered." -Nathanial and Ceara
32. "We were both naked and talking about changing the world. It was pretty epic." -Ceara
33. "Hi!"
"No. wewe ditched me. Not awesome." -Kiasen and Nathanial
34. "She looks like she had sex with a clown." -Zac
35. "I feel bad for Michael..."
"Why?"
"He has a baby penis." -Kiasen and Ceara
36. "I'm not sure if I find that disturbing au a turn on." -Ceara
37. "I dropped my pen. Can wewe pick it up for me? Oh, well would wewe look at that. My pants fell down, too." -Nathanial
38. "Madison just bit me!"
"This doesn't surprise me."
"Why not?"
"It's Madison. She bites people." -Kiasen and Ceara
39. "I'm not sure, but now that I think about it, we do talk about child abductions a lot. That's probably an issue." -Zac
40. "Chemistry sounds fun! I want to blow shit up!!" -Zac
41. "There's a ninja buibui in my room, I can't find it now!"
"It's probably breeding."
"Shut up!" -Zac and Ceara
42. "You've seen his penis!?"
"I have indeed! He has a nice penis."
"CEARA! NAUGHTY!!" -Kiasen and Ceara
43. "You with a penis is a scary thought..." -Damon
Once again, feel free to add your own!
