Antarctica
Skipper: *waddling along a long way behind the rest of the migrating penguins (however they can be seen on the horizon)*
Why did this have to happen? It's all my fault. If I hadn't passed out there may have been some hope for them. Why'd they have to go & save my life. It should've been me. Why, oh, why wasn't it me...
*frustrated & angry he sits down in the snow...just thinking...& starts weeping again*
(????): "What's the matter, cupcake?"
Skipper: *looks up at the penguin, auk standing over him* "Who are you?"
(????): "My name is Buck Rockgut. What seems to be the problem?"
Skipper: "My parents were just killed kwa a leopard seal...& it's all my fault."
Buck: "Your fault? Why is it your fault? Did wewe ask the muhuri to attack your parents?"
Skipper: "No, but--"
Buck: "No buts! wewe did not cause that attack. Leopard seals are just dangerous carnivores. wewe are not to blame for that."
Skipper: *sigh* "I suppose your right. Why are wewe here?"
Buck: "I just saw ya here. Thought I'd see what the dealeo was. Name?"
Skipper: "Skipper, Mr. Rockgut."
Buck: "That's Buck to wewe soldier. No need for formalities here."
Skipper: "OK...Buck. What am I supposed to do now?"
Buck: "We should get going."
Skipper: "Back to the migration?"
Buck: "Negative. I'm gonna onyesha wewe something. Something that might keep your mind off your problems."
Skipper: *follows Buck*
Buck: *leads him into a cave*
Skipper: "What are we doing here? Why don't wewe want to migrate?"
Buck: "Listen Candy corn! Do wewe want to keep your mind off your parents au not?"
Skipper: *nods head slowly*
Buck: "OK then. Listen up. I am what wewe call a secret agent. Do wewe know what that is?"
Skipper: "Well, yeah. I've heard rumors that penguins in our rookery have been chosen to be agents to help protect the flock. Only no one knows who they are. You're one of them?"
Buck: "Yep. And now I'm gonna teach wewe how to be one."
Skipper: "Me? A secret agent? How am I supposed to do that?"
Buck: "I saw how wewe handled a few of them ice burgs when wewe were throwing your little mantrums. Like this morning. wewe tore the crap out of it. There were icicles everywhere after wewe finished. We could use someone like you."
Skipper: "But I'm only 12 years old! That's against the rules!"
Buck: "Who says I'm one to follow the rules?"
Skipper: "...Um...I...There..."
Buck: "Stop 'stuttering & spit it out ya small potato!"
Skipper: "...Um...Fine. What do I have to do?"
2 Years Later...
*Buck & Skipper outside practicing*
Skipper: "HIYAH! HA! HO!" *kicking & punching an iceburg, he jumps, turns, & kicks the iceburg with all his strength, causing many icicles to break off & fly out*
Buck: "Now that's what I'm talkin' about. These past 2 years have been good to you."
Skipper: "Affirmative."
Buck: "Now that your training is complete, do whatever wewe want. But wewe step out a line even an inch...I'll take wewe down. wewe hear me?!"
Skipper: "Affirmative, sir."
Buck: "The flock will be back in T minus 2 months. That is if wewe want to jiunge them again."
Skipper: "...Maybe."
Buck: *salutes & leaves him*
To Be Continued...
Skipper: *waddling along a long way behind the rest of the migrating penguins (however they can be seen on the horizon)*
Why did this have to happen? It's all my fault. If I hadn't passed out there may have been some hope for them. Why'd they have to go & save my life. It should've been me. Why, oh, why wasn't it me...
*frustrated & angry he sits down in the snow...just thinking...& starts weeping again*
(????): "What's the matter, cupcake?"
Skipper: *looks up at the penguin, auk standing over him* "Who are you?"
(????): "My name is Buck Rockgut. What seems to be the problem?"
Skipper: "My parents were just killed kwa a leopard seal...& it's all my fault."
Buck: "Your fault? Why is it your fault? Did wewe ask the muhuri to attack your parents?"
Skipper: "No, but--"
Buck: "No buts! wewe did not cause that attack. Leopard seals are just dangerous carnivores. wewe are not to blame for that."
Skipper: *sigh* "I suppose your right. Why are wewe here?"
Buck: "I just saw ya here. Thought I'd see what the dealeo was. Name?"
Skipper: "Skipper, Mr. Rockgut."
Buck: "That's Buck to wewe soldier. No need for formalities here."
Skipper: "OK...Buck. What am I supposed to do now?"
Buck: "We should get going."
Skipper: "Back to the migration?"
Buck: "Negative. I'm gonna onyesha wewe something. Something that might keep your mind off your problems."
Skipper: *follows Buck*
Buck: *leads him into a cave*
Skipper: "What are we doing here? Why don't wewe want to migrate?"
Buck: "Listen Candy corn! Do wewe want to keep your mind off your parents au not?"
Skipper: *nods head slowly*
Buck: "OK then. Listen up. I am what wewe call a secret agent. Do wewe know what that is?"
Skipper: "Well, yeah. I've heard rumors that penguins in our rookery have been chosen to be agents to help protect the flock. Only no one knows who they are. You're one of them?"
Buck: "Yep. And now I'm gonna teach wewe how to be one."
Skipper: "Me? A secret agent? How am I supposed to do that?"
Buck: "I saw how wewe handled a few of them ice burgs when wewe were throwing your little mantrums. Like this morning. wewe tore the crap out of it. There were icicles everywhere after wewe finished. We could use someone like you."
Skipper: "But I'm only 12 years old! That's against the rules!"
Buck: "Who says I'm one to follow the rules?"
Skipper: "...Um...I...There..."
Buck: "Stop 'stuttering & spit it out ya small potato!"
Skipper: "...Um...Fine. What do I have to do?"
2 Years Later...
*Buck & Skipper outside practicing*
Skipper: "HIYAH! HA! HO!" *kicking & punching an iceburg, he jumps, turns, & kicks the iceburg with all his strength, causing many icicles to break off & fly out*
Buck: "Now that's what I'm talkin' about. These past 2 years have been good to you."
Skipper: "Affirmative."
Buck: "Now that your training is complete, do whatever wewe want. But wewe step out a line even an inch...I'll take wewe down. wewe hear me?!"
Skipper: "Affirmative, sir."
Buck: "The flock will be back in T minus 2 months. That is if wewe want to jiunge them again."
Skipper: "...Maybe."
Buck: *salutes & leaves him*
To Be Continued...
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the onyesha wewe will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because wewe will watch the onyesha nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because wewe will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because wewe will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because wewe will be watching the onyesha with tape holding up your eyelids so wewe don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the onyesha wewe will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because wewe will watch the onyesha nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because wewe will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because wewe will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because wewe will be watching the onyesha with tape holding up your eyelids so wewe don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.