The Doppler effect makes a really cool Halloween costume!
wewe can't learn Morse code at 3 AM.
Gravity is a heartless bitch
Once your mind is "pre-blown", it cannot be "re-blown
Pajamas were invented in India. You're welcome.
One would rather watch season 2 of Battlestar Gallactica with commentary than have a woman over for dinner.
nyota Trek and nyota Wars are two separate things. Seriously.
It doesn't matter if your children are non-existent, as long as they're smart and beautiful.
5318008 entered into a calculator spells “boobies” upside down.
Everyone Loves LOLcats.
Newton was one smart cookie.
What happens at Comic Con stays at Comic Con.
Sheldon is Batman.
It is alright to drink maziwa that taste funny.
One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Bazinga, I don't care.
Sheldon is not insane, his mother had him tested!
wewe have a sarcasm sign?
It must be humbling to suck on so many levels.
Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.
Apparently wewe can't hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.
nyota Trek is often turn to a force stronger than meself.
Stay out of Sheldons spot.
wewe can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sheldon.
Howard knows a lot of doctors.
Its okay to want to fling your poop at someone.
Penny is some sort of Chinese chakula prostitute?
If it does not feel like a arm wewe should let go.
Oh, Voodoo is real. wewe don't want to mess with Voodoo.
The great thing about Ernie (Sesame mitaani, mtaa Puppet) is that he didn't ask for anything, he just gave.
Its okay to throw iPodes out for fourth floor windows.
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
What would wewe be if wewe were attached to another object kwa an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Screwed.
Sheldon is one lab accident away from being a super villain.
Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
Do not let Sheldon drive.
Aquaman sucks.
wewe can't learn Morse code at 3 AM.
Gravity is a heartless bitch
Once your mind is "pre-blown", it cannot be "re-blown
Pajamas were invented in India. You're welcome.
One would rather watch season 2 of Battlestar Gallactica with commentary than have a woman over for dinner.
nyota Trek and nyota Wars are two separate things. Seriously.
It doesn't matter if your children are non-existent, as long as they're smart and beautiful.
5318008 entered into a calculator spells “boobies” upside down.
Everyone Loves LOLcats.
Newton was one smart cookie.
What happens at Comic Con stays at Comic Con.
Sheldon is Batman.
It is alright to drink maziwa that taste funny.
One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Bazinga, I don't care.
Sheldon is not insane, his mother had him tested!
wewe have a sarcasm sign?
It must be humbling to suck on so many levels.
Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.
Apparently wewe can't hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.
nyota Trek is often turn to a force stronger than meself.
Stay out of Sheldons spot.
wewe can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Sheldon.
Howard knows a lot of doctors.
Its okay to want to fling your poop at someone.
Penny is some sort of Chinese chakula prostitute?
If it does not feel like a arm wewe should let go.
Oh, Voodoo is real. wewe don't want to mess with Voodoo.
The great thing about Ernie (Sesame mitaani, mtaa Puppet) is that he didn't ask for anything, he just gave.
Its okay to throw iPodes out for fourth floor windows.
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
What would wewe be if wewe were attached to another object kwa an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
Screwed.
Sheldon is one lab accident away from being a super villain.
Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
Do not let Sheldon drive.
Aquaman sucks.
