Narnia Cast - Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy

"One word, Ma'am," he said, coming back from the fire; limping because of the pain. "One word. All you've been saying is quite right, I shouldn't wonder. I'm a chap who always liked to know the worst and then put the best face I can on it. So I won't deny any of what wewe said. But there's one thing zaidi to be said, even so. Suppose we HAVE only dreamed, au made up, all those things--trees and nyasi and sun and moon and stars and Aslan himself. Suppose we have. Then all I can say is that, in that case, the made-up things seem a goid deal zaidi important than the real ones. Suppose this black...

The sekunde installment in the Narnia franchise, adapted from C.S. Lewis maarufu young-adult ndoto novels, is slightly darker than THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE (2005), which is not to say that the first film is all sunlight and daffodils. But it does end with the implicit promise that, thanks to the courage and cleverness of the Pevensie siblings, human youngsters who rise to the challenge of righting a world where it's always winter and never Christmas, all wrongs have been righted for the foreseeable future. CASPIAN is predicated on the less comforting notion that the price of freedom...

This is dedicated to Siberian krisimasi and Conner, who will be getting married to each other soon! Congrats to both of you!! May God bless wewe in your new life together! :-)

“They could see that it was a tall girl, dressed in a single long vazi of clear blue which left her arms bare. She was bare-headed and her yellow hair hung down her back. And when they looked at her, they thought they had never before known what beauty meant.” –The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Starlight

He could never clearly describe how he fell in upendo with her. It was too wonderfully strange to explain; something...

kubeba with me, im about to go nuts criticizing Narnia shabiki fiction here. ok *deep breath* here i go... i have nothing against the shabiki fiction itself... i write some in fact, but some shabiki fiction stories about the Pevensies... are...well... let me put it this way.... IT IRRITATES THE *beeeeeeeep* OUT OF ME!!! im serious. there are a lot of good Pevensie fiction out there, but there are sooooo many stupid stories that deserve to be burned!!! ...except...well... wewe cant do that online.... wewe can maoni your criticism but no one pays attention to that.... anyway... i just finished kusoma one...

This goes out to all my fellow Narniacs who booed (or at least grimaced) at the infamous Suspian Kiss of Doom in the movie. And Dr. Elwin Ransom wrote this on NarniaWeb, so don't thank me (or hate me, depending on who wewe are) for the brilliance and dead accuracy of this parody. IT'S NOT ME.

In case wewe haven't figured it out kwa now, this is sung to the tune of "The Call". Enjoy, rate and comment, duckies!

The Wail

It started out as a feeling
And then our annoyance grew and grew —
As Susan and Caspian locked their lips
We knew the rumor was sadly true.

And then our screams grew louder and louder,...