my favorite Leo saying is when they are at the Wolf House fighting Khione
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Khione: "You could join me son of Hephaestus. I know you find me beautiful. It would be enough for my plan if these other two were to die. Reject that rediculous destiny the Fates have given you. Live and be my champion, instead. Your skills would be quite useful."
-Leo looked stunned. He glancec behind him, like Khione might be talking to someone else. For a second Jason was worried. He figured Leo didn't have beautiful goddesses make him offers like this everyday.
Then he laughed so hard, he doubled over. "Yeah, join you. Right. Until you get bored and turn me into a Leosicle? Lady, nobody messes with my dragon and gets away with it. I can't beleive I thought you were hot."
Khione's face turned red. "Hot? You dare insult me? I am cold Leo Valdez. Very, very cold."
She shot a blast of wintry sleet at the demigods, but Leo held his hand up. A wall of fire roared to life in front of them, and the snow dissolved in a steamy cloud.
Leo grinned. "See lady, that's what happens to snow in Texas. It freaking melts!"

That's my favorite one.

Lol, yeah! Score 1 for Leo!

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Haha, I dunno there's a lot of things I like that Leo says:))

I completely agree with babbytreegrowth, that is my favorite Leo saying. I don't think it's humanly possible to dislike him.

here are two:
When they are in the cave and Piper just explained her dreams,
Jason-Aw, come on, You've saved us both on this quest. I'd put my life in your hands any day.
Leo-Same, can I have a hug too?


Thier walking into Aeolus's place across the patched floor.


Piper-You'll catch me if I fall?
Jason-Uh, sure
Leo- You're catching me too Superman but I ain't holding your hand.



I Love Leo!

I also have another like when the wolf dude tries to eat them.
Leo pulls out a thing of gasoline and lights a fire to keep the wolves back.
"Guys," Leo warned. "This is all the gas I can produce." (or spomething like that, sorry I don't have my book on hand.) His face turned red. "Wow that came out wrong. I mean the burning kind."
Man who would not like Leo Valdez a.k.a. Flaming Valdez? By the way for all you Leo lovers ther is a club for him.

I know that one. There is no way u could not LOL at that

I love all of them. Percy and him would be good friends I think, because that are both-freaking-hilarious!

Oh Leo, Leo, Leo. Without you The lost hero would have never been funny.

"Flame on!"-Leo Valdez

I don't really like him but,

And I was like pfft right, I'm going to listen to a face in porta potty sludge.

I'm Leo Valdez, Bad Boy Supreme, and you know the ladies love a bad boy.

That's one of my fav quotes.

I got a few... I like

"Can we just call the storm spirits? Venti sounds like an evil espresso drink."

"I don't know what demi means, and I'n not feeling very godly. You guys feeling godly?"

"No stupid... You're a Percy, I'm a Leo."

"I can't summon more gas!"

"I try very hard to be annoying! Don't insult my ability to annoy!"

"I'm coming back for you, Calypso. I swear it on the River Styx."

The last one isn't funny, I just think it's sweet, showing that Leo can be responsible and keep a promise

^Aww... The last one is sweet. At the end of Blood of Olympus when he goes to get Calypso and finds Ogygia:

"YEAH! WHO DIED? WHO CAME BACK? WHO'S YOU FREAKING SUPERSIZED McSHIZZLE NOW BABY? Woooooooo!" Talking (Yelling) to Calypso.

Ohh yeah I forgot that one... I did find it hilarious though! :)