So I found this on Tumblr:
"JEYNA: A juicy, wonderful, marinated steak, mnofu with our chef, Rick Riordan, holding it two feet above your head and subtly telling wewe you'll never get it.
JASPER: A plate of sweet-and-sour chicken with the sweet being made of absolute cuteness and the sour, wamekula being relationship problems.
FRAZE: An adorable cupcake with your inayopendelewa animal made of icing giving wewe puppy-dog eyes made of icing, until our chef puts a candle in it and "accidentally" sets the entire cupcake on moto when he misses the candle.
LAZEL: A very yummy chicken nugget that wewe just ache for zaidi of.
PERCABETH: A very homey, familiar food, like chicken noodle soup,that is made delicious kwa spices that your Marafiki added to it. Then our chef, again, comes over and says he forgot to add a spice, then proceeds to dump an entire bottle of vinegar into your soup, making it overflow onto the table, along with your feelings, as he watches wewe and your Marafiki cry."
And I entirely agree. ;_;
"JEYNA: A juicy, wonderful, marinated steak, mnofu with our chef, Rick Riordan, holding it two feet above your head and subtly telling wewe you'll never get it.
JASPER: A plate of sweet-and-sour chicken with the sweet being made of absolute cuteness and the sour, wamekula being relationship problems.
FRAZE: An adorable cupcake with your inayopendelewa animal made of icing giving wewe puppy-dog eyes made of icing, until our chef puts a candle in it and "accidentally" sets the entire cupcake on moto when he misses the candle.
LAZEL: A very yummy chicken nugget that wewe just ache for zaidi of.
PERCABETH: A very homey, familiar food, like chicken noodle soup,that is made delicious kwa spices that your Marafiki added to it. Then our chef, again, comes over and says he forgot to add a spice, then proceeds to dump an entire bottle of vinegar into your soup, making it overflow onto the table, along with your feelings, as he watches wewe and your Marafiki cry."
And I entirely agree. ;_;
If you're an Anti-Leo, then this is for you.
Based on "Weasley Is Our King," Slytherin version:
Valdez cannot save a thing
He cannot even fix a wing
That's why monsters all sing
Valdez is our King
Valdez was born in a bin
He always lets the monsters win
Thats why monsters all sing
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
Valdez will make Heroes die
Valdez is our King
And now, if you're a Leo shabiki like me, this is zaidi for you.
Based on "Weasley Is Our King," Gryffindor version:
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
He didn't let the monsters win
Valdez is our King
Valdez can fix anything
He beats monsters with bila mpangilio things
That's why demigods all sing
Valdez is our King
Based on "Weasley Is Our King," Slytherin version:
Valdez cannot save a thing
He cannot even fix a wing
That's why monsters all sing
Valdez is our King
Valdez was born in a bin
He always lets the monsters win
Thats why monsters all sing
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
Valdez will make Heroes die
Valdez is our King
And now, if you're a Leo shabiki like me, this is zaidi for you.
Based on "Weasley Is Our King," Gryffindor version:
Valdez is our King
Valdez is our King
He didn't let the monsters win
Valdez is our King
Valdez can fix anything
He beats monsters with bila mpangilio things
That's why demigods all sing
Valdez is our King