Hi! (: This is a parody I wrote. This is set in Peeta's pov right after the 74th hunger games(:
Now and then I think of when we were in that cave.
When wewe ran and got the medicine so I wouldn't die.
Waited so long for wewe to notice me,
but wewe and haymitch went and lied to me.
Now I wish i hadn't have survived
Some victors get addicted to drinks au morphling.
But im only addicted to what I thought, What I thought we were.
So after the games, when we were on that train,
and wewe alisema that things would be the same,
before any of these games ever happened.
But wewe didn't have to cut me off,
Pretend our upendo never happened and that the kiss meant nothing.
Cause katniss I still need your love,
wewe havn't spoke to me in awhile and it feels so rough.
wewe and Haymitch went and planned it though,
then wewe didn't have the decency to call back my number.
Katniss i don't want wewe to go,
But Now your just some tribute that I used to know
Now your just some tribute that I used to know
Now your just some tribute that I used to know
Now and then I think of that time I threw wewe the bread.
How I should've just walked out, and handed it to wewe instead.
But wewe told me it was all okay,
that I saved your life that day.
But I told wewe I couldn't let it go.
Then i see wewe hung up on gale, once more.
But wewe didn't have to cut me off,
Pretend our upendo never happened and that the kiss meant nothing.
Cause katniss I steal need your love,
wewe havn't spoke to me in awhile and it feels so rough.
wewe and Haymitch went and planned though,
then wewe didn't have the decency to call back my number.
Katniss i don't want wewe to go,
But Now your just some tribute that I used to know
Now your just some tribute that I used to know
Now your just some tribute that I used to know
Now and then I think of when we were in that cave.
When wewe ran and got the medicine so I wouldn't die.
Waited so long for wewe to notice me,
but wewe and haymitch went and lied to me.
Now I wish i hadn't have survived
Some victors get addicted to drinks au morphling.
But im only addicted to what I thought, What I thought we were.
So after the games, when we were on that train,
and wewe alisema that things would be the same,
before any of these games ever happened.
But wewe didn't have to cut me off,
Pretend our upendo never happened and that the kiss meant nothing.
Cause katniss I still need your love,
wewe havn't spoke to me in awhile and it feels so rough.
wewe and Haymitch went and planned it though,
then wewe didn't have the decency to call back my number.
Katniss i don't want wewe to go,
But Now your just some tribute that I used to know
Now your just some tribute that I used to know
Now your just some tribute that I used to know
Now and then I think of that time I threw wewe the bread.
How I should've just walked out, and handed it to wewe instead.
But wewe told me it was all okay,
that I saved your life that day.
But I told wewe I couldn't let it go.
Then i see wewe hung up on gale, once more.
But wewe didn't have to cut me off,
Pretend our upendo never happened and that the kiss meant nothing.
Cause katniss I steal need your love,
wewe havn't spoke to me in awhile and it feels so rough.
wewe and Haymitch went and planned though,
then wewe didn't have the decency to call back my number.
Katniss i don't want wewe to go,
But Now your just some tribute that I used to know
Now your just some tribute that I used to know
Now your just some tribute that I used to know
This is just a joke. Don't take it seriously! I upendo HG and (most) of these characters! Oh and there might be spoilers, so be careful if wewe haven't read up till Mockingjay!
President Snow- Making young children kill each other is totally fine.
Peeta- Don't tell the girl that wewe upendo about your feelings for her, until wewe have to kill her.
Mrs. Everdeen- It's fine to blank out on your kids and leave them to fend for themselves. Who cares if your husband died? Just don't take care of your kids and it will be okay.
Gale- Creating a bomb that kills your best friend's little sister is perfectly fine, as long as wewe get your way (which involves killing the entire country)
Katniss- It's okay to break the laws and sell squirrels to the baker whose son wewe have to kill, and whose wife maoni wewe as trash.
Cinna- It's totally okay to set your clients on fire, then make them hold hands and pretend to be in upendo before they have to kill each other.
President Snow- Making young children kill each other is totally fine.
Peeta- Don't tell the girl that wewe upendo about your feelings for her, until wewe have to kill her.
Mrs. Everdeen- It's fine to blank out on your kids and leave them to fend for themselves. Who cares if your husband died? Just don't take care of your kids and it will be okay.
Gale- Creating a bomb that kills your best friend's little sister is perfectly fine, as long as wewe get your way (which involves killing the entire country)
Katniss- It's okay to break the laws and sell squirrels to the baker whose son wewe have to kill, and whose wife maoni wewe as trash.
Cinna- It's totally okay to set your clients on fire, then make them hold hands and pretend to be in upendo before they have to kill each other.
