I basically combined all the stories from Ruflowers, fixed up some stuff (spelling, grammar, etc) and swapped them around to the order that made the most sense...If this thing makes any sense at all. If you’d like to read them from the actual site, it’s link.

CHAPTER 1: Brandon Flowers was at the place where the white boys dance. He was grinding his groin into whoever had a penis!

Just then a black man strolled in. It was RUFUS WAINWRIGHT!!!!! Oh, he wasn’t really black, he was just Canadian.

Brandon’s pores started immediately tingling with glittery arousal. He popped and locked his way...