The Muppets - Twilight Parody

Wayne and Wanda were hungry one night and decided to stop off at an Italian restaurant to get something to eat. They found an empty meza, jedwali at the back of the restaurant and sat down. As soon they sat down at their table, Jacques Roach appeared. Can I start wewe off with some drinks? asked Jacques Roach Sure, but wewe can make that a drink to share? asked Wayne Of course. What would wewe like to drink? asked Jacques Roach strawberry lemonade. alisema Wayne. Okay, your drink will be ready shortly. alisema Jacques Roach And make sure to bring two straws back. alisema Wayne as Jacques disappeared into the kitchen....

I know a lot of the Muppet onyesha Muppets and Sesame mitaani, mtaa Muppets were not able to make it to the wedding of Kermit and Miss Piggy in The Muppets Take Manhattan, so what's this orodha will be for: to cover a orodha of those muppets not in the wedding finale. So, let's first get started with the Muppet onyesha Muppets not present that should of have appeared:
Zelda Rose (This appearance is a given, she should of have been featured in the wedding finale)
Nigel the Conductor (I think an appearance in the ochestra pit with the Electric Mayhem would of have been a good role for him to fill in addition to...

This is the sekunde time Constantine and Dominic Badguy have got away with their antics. alisema Kermit First they turn us into cartoons, now they trap us in their crowded closet. alisema Kermit It's not all bad. At least we're all present and accounted for. alisema Fozzie I refuse to believe this is an antic. I'm sure Dominic Badguy and Constantine will be back to let us out. alisema Gonzo No. I don't think so. They would of have came back if they did want to let us out at all. alisema Kermit It seems just about everybody has followed here. Even Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, Polly Lobster, and all their pirate...

Dr. Phil van Neuter was sorting through his filing cabinet he used in his office to keep all the video tapes, including his krisimasi party of '93 tape that he watched quite often. He heard a knock at the door. Mulch! Now's not a good time to come in! yelled Dr. Phil van Neuter over his shoulder He changed his behavior when he realized it wasn't matandazo at all, but instead Wayne and Wanda. Come in, come in. Sure my office may be a pig sty and not exactly the most cleanest office. But do come in. And make sure to wipe your feet on the rug. alisema Dr. Phil van Neuter wewe keep a rug outside your office?...

Dr. Phil van Neuter was tired of his ham and cheese sandwiches always getting taken kwa matandazo and today was no different. matandazo managed to take his boss's sandwich, sandwichi from his hands and run around the room with it until Dr. Phil van Neuter got it back. To solve my problem so both of us can have a ham and cheese sandwich, sandwichi of our own, I've got a duplicating machine that will make two for both of us. alisema Dr. Phil van Neuter After duplicating the sandwich, matandazo now had his own to eat as well. After that, Dr. Phil van Neuter decided to go work in his office and enjoy his sandwich. He took the keys...

hujambo all, just thought i would post a orodha of all the muppets apart from the main cast that i found in the upinde wa mvua Connection finale, so let's get started:
Muppet Show:
*Beautiful siku Monster
*Louis Kazagger
*Behemoth
*Gladys the Cafeteria Lady
*Fleet Scribbler
*The Newsman
*Green Frackle
*Blue Frackle
*Lenny Lizard
*Shakey Sanchez
*J.P. Grosse
*Miss Mousey
*Marvin Suggs
*Mahna-Mahna
*Uncle Deadly
*Snowths
*Doglion
*Mean Mama
*Luncheon Counter Monster
*Sopwith the Camel
*Timmy Monster
*Fletcher Bird
*Gorgon Heap
*Gramps
*George the Janitor
Sesame Street:
*Ernie
*Bert
*Two-Headed Monster
*Maurice Monster
*Cookie Monster
*Big...

Your plan succeeded as usual, Number 2. The Muppets are in cartoon land and they are unable to do anything about the antics we pulled on them. alisema Constantine It did succeed. And now we're free to go to Scotland to celebrate an antic well pulled. alisema Dominic Badguy
(Back with Kermit and the other muppets)
It seems we've been cartoonified. alisema Kermit Are we doomed to remain this way forever? asked Fozzie Nah. If we take the portal back to the real world, we can get revenge on Constantine and Dominic Badguy for ever trapping us here to begin with. alisema Kermit I kinda like staying this way....