1. wewe insist on watching everything he's been in.
2. wewe make an entire notebook dedicated to him.
3. wewe go on Google 2 au three times a siku in hopes of finding shirtless pictures of him.
4. wewe have to watch Ian's sex scene in Tell Me wewe upendo Me.
5. zaidi than once.
6. wewe become speechless when he dances in his underwear during The Rules of Attraction.
7. wewe actually know the scene I'm talking about.
8. wewe put Faith kwa George Michael on your ipod.
9. wewe always push rewind during the Damon/Vicki dance scene.
10. You're still holding a grudge against Lost for killing Boone.
11. wewe made it to the end of Lost City Raiders.
12.You made it to the end of Marco Polo.
13. wewe remember Young Americans.
14. And you've tried to find it on DVD.
15. When wewe suggest movie night, your friend ask what Ian Somerhalder movie you're gonna watch.
16. wewe can't watch a movie without trying to guess how old he was.
17. wewe bookmarked his page on IMDB.
18. wewe paid $35 for an Ian Somerhalder calendar.
19. wewe can't see Ian without yelling "take your shati off!"
20. And wewe do this so often no one notices anymore.
21. wewe made a Damon playlist on iTunes.
22. When you're bored wewe look up facts about him.
23. wewe have a biography book about him.
24. Whenever anyone mentions Ian in passing wewe mention his foundation and all the stuff it does while knowing what you're talking about.
25. wewe have an Ian cardboard cut out that wewe dress up for holidays.
26. And wewe put a scarf on it ;)
27. You've read all of his biographies.
28. Every mwaka wewe spend his birthday watching all of his movies.
29. Whenever wewe get drunk, wewe try to imitate his dance moves.
30. wewe stalk his relationship with Nina Dobrev on Google.
31. Even though wewe upendo Elena and Nina Dobrev, you're jealous she has Ian.
32. wewe daydreamed what wewe guys would do on a date.
33. wewe wear a scarf even when its not cold out, and when people ask wewe why wewe say "Damon compelled me not to tell you."
34. wewe say wewe hate Stefan because he has his own book series and Damon doesn't.
35. wewe get offended when wewe read a Hot Men orodha and Ian is not at the top.
36. wewe wish he was cast on True Blood so wewe could see zaidi of his....beauty.
37. Whenever a friend is over, and you're bored wewe say "i have something amazing to onyesha you," and wewe put on The Rules of Attraction.
38. wewe only go on twitter so wewe can stalk Ian's news feed.
39. wewe participate in Vampire Diaries contest in hopes of winning something with his autograph.
40. wewe have made Ian Somerhalder wallpaper/screensavers
41. When wewe see Ian in Wake wewe want to comfort him and wewe imagine what wewe would say.
42. wewe have Enjoy The Silence kwa Anberlin on your ipod.
43. You've converted someone who couldn't care less about Ian to someone who does Ian Somerhalder projects.
44. You've made other Ian Somerhalder orodha like his best moments.
45. wewe know the names of every single pet Ian has.
46. You've tried to contact Ian.
47. wewe know all of his character names and talk about them like they're real people.
48. wewe get offended when people named Ian are crazy au annoying and think they're not worthy of the name.
49. wewe would name children after his characters.
50. wewe bothered to read this whole list.
51. wewe get so excited when wewe and Ian have something in common that wewe swear you're meant to be together.
52. wewe would look through unlimited magazines in hopes of finding pictures of him.
53. Then wewe decorate your bedroom walls with them.
54. wewe watched all the deleted scenes in his shows/movies just to maximize your Ian footage.
55. Your ipod is full of Ian Somerhalder shabiki videos.
56. wewe forget what wewe liked before Ian because he takes up all your free time.
57. When someone comes to wewe for advice wewe start quoting Ian Somerhalder.
58. Your biggest dream is to meet him.
59. When someone has a different inayopendelewa actor wewe look at them like they're crazy.
60. When someone has a inayopendelewa actor that they think is hotter, wewe say "have wewe seen his abs?"
61. wewe know what i mean kwa 'the look' and 'the smirk.'
62. wewe have made an Ian Somerhalder Sim so wewe guys can get married.
63. wewe plan to travel to his birthplace.
64. Whenever wewe feel lazy, wewe picture Ian's abs and wewe feel inspired.
65. You've made merchandise on Cafepress.
66. When you're bored wewe write his name all over a page of your notebook.
67. Which leads to people calling wewe Mrs. Somerhalder.
68. wewe threaten to stop watching a onyesha if anything happens to his character (aka Lost)
69. You're pissed that Tell Me wewe upendo Me never had a sekunde season so Ian could come back.
70. In that onyesha when Ian was with a girl wewe yelled "yeah Ian get it!" (oh yeah my sister actually did this)
71. wewe know how to spell his last name.
72. wewe can't get a poster/calendar without your parents assuming you're gonna put it on the ceiling.
73. wewe liked Ian before he was Damon.
74. When something wewe upendo is being casted wewe say "Ian would be perfect for that role!"
75. When people ask wewe what other person wewe love..you don't know what to say.
76. You've made a orodha like this one.
77. wewe know that he is the sekunde oldest person on Vampire Diaries.
78. wewe wish he would bite wewe ;)
79. wewe thought of things that are missing from this list.
80. You're still kusoma this.