The Vampire Diaries

Katherine was in the kitchen, making dinner. au at least she attempted to. She hadn’t been cooking since…well, this was the first time. She tried to open a bin, but the thing to open it was so stupid.
“Goddamn it!” she cursed and she smashed the bin against the wall. “Why can’t we have blood like normal vampires?” she yelled.
“Because I feel like eating American food” Stefan alisema being annoying. “So better get it ready, already”
He was sitting on the kitanda with Rebekah who kept giving him secret stares. One time she didn’t look away fast enough. “What’s your deal?...

“You sure you’re okay with this?”
Alaric had offered to live with Elena and Jeremy and they had accepted. “It’s not too weird au anything?”
“No, Ric, you’re zaidi than welcome” Jeremy said.
“What about you, Elena? Are wewe okay with it?” Alaric asked.
Elena was busy with her phone, so she didn’t hear Ric. “Eh, what? Yeah, sure, no problem”
“Who’re wewe taxing?” Jeremy asked.
“Damon” Elena said. “He won’t answer any of my calls, so I hope he’ll reply to my messages”
“He’s avoiding you?” Ric asked surprised.
“Seems like it” Elena said. “I don’t...