Come out,come out wherever wewe are
And meet the young lady who fell from a star
She fell from the sky,she fell very far
And Kansas,she says,is the name of the star
(Kansas,she says,is the name of the star)
She brings wewe good news,or haven't wewe heard?
When she fell out of Kansas,a miracle occurred
It really was no miracle
What happened was just this:
The wind began to switch,the house to pitch
And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch
Just then the Witch,to satisfy an itch
Went flying on her broomstick thumbing for a hitch
And,oh,what happened was just rich
The house began to pitch,the jikoni took a slitch
It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch
The house began to pitch,the jikoni took a slitch
It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch
Who began to twitch,and was reduced to just a stitch
Of what was once the Wicked Witch
We thank wewe very sweetly
For doing it so neatly
You've killed her so completely
That we thank wewe very sweetly
Let the joyous news be spread
The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead
Ding dong the Witch is dead
Which old witch?
The Wicked Witch
Ding dong the Wicked Witch is dead
Wake up wewe sleepyhead
Rub your eyes,get out of bed
Wake up,the Wicked Witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go below,below,below
Yo ho,let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding dong the merry-oh,
Sing it high,sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead
As Mayor of the Munchkin City
In the county of the Land of Oz
I welcome wewe most regally
But we've got to verify it legally
To see
To see
If she
If she
Is morally,ethically
Spiritually,physically
Positively,absolutely
Undeniably and reliably dead
As Coroner I must aver
I thoroughly examined her
And she's not only merely dead
She's really most sincerely dead
Then this is a siku of independence for all the Munchkins and their descendants
If any
Yes,let the joyous news be spread
The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!
Ding dong the Witch is dead
Which old witch?
The Wicked Witch
Ding dong the Wicked Witch is dead
Wake up wewe sleepyhead
Rub your eyes,get out of bed
Wake up,the Wicked Witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go below,below,below
Yo ho,let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding dong the merry-oh
Sing it high,sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead
We represent the Lullaby League
The Lullaby League,the Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League,
We wish to welcome wewe to Munchkin Land
We represent the Lollypop Guild
The Lollypop Guild,The Lollypop Guild
And in the name of the Lollypop Guild,
We wish to welcome wewe to Munchkin Land
We welcome wewe to Munchkin Land
Tra la la la la tra la la tra la la la la la la
From now on you'll be history
You'll be history
You'll be history
You'll be history
And we will glorify your name
You'll be a bust
Be a bust
Be a bust
In the Hall of Fame
Tra la la la la
Tra la la
Tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la
Tra la la
Tra la la
Tra la la la la la
And meet the young lady who fell from a star
She fell from the sky,she fell very far
And Kansas,she says,is the name of the star
(Kansas,she says,is the name of the star)
She brings wewe good news,or haven't wewe heard?
When she fell out of Kansas,a miracle occurred
It really was no miracle
What happened was just this:
The wind began to switch,the house to pitch
And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch
Just then the Witch,to satisfy an itch
Went flying on her broomstick thumbing for a hitch
And,oh,what happened was just rich
The house began to pitch,the jikoni took a slitch
It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch
The house began to pitch,the jikoni took a slitch
It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch
Who began to twitch,and was reduced to just a stitch
Of what was once the Wicked Witch
We thank wewe very sweetly
For doing it so neatly
You've killed her so completely
That we thank wewe very sweetly
Let the joyous news be spread
The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead
Ding dong the Witch is dead
Which old witch?
The Wicked Witch
Ding dong the Wicked Witch is dead
Wake up wewe sleepyhead
Rub your eyes,get out of bed
Wake up,the Wicked Witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go below,below,below
Yo ho,let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding dong the merry-oh,
Sing it high,sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead
As Mayor of the Munchkin City
In the county of the Land of Oz
I welcome wewe most regally
But we've got to verify it legally
To see
To see
If she
If she
Is morally,ethically
Spiritually,physically
Positively,absolutely
Undeniably and reliably dead
As Coroner I must aver
I thoroughly examined her
And she's not only merely dead
She's really most sincerely dead
Then this is a siku of independence for all the Munchkins and their descendants
If any
Yes,let the joyous news be spread
The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!
Ding dong the Witch is dead
Which old witch?
The Wicked Witch
Ding dong the Wicked Witch is dead
Wake up wewe sleepyhead
Rub your eyes,get out of bed
Wake up,the Wicked Witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go below,below,below
Yo ho,let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding dong the merry-oh
Sing it high,sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead
We represent the Lullaby League
The Lullaby League,the Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League,
We wish to welcome wewe to Munchkin Land
We represent the Lollypop Guild
The Lollypop Guild,The Lollypop Guild
And in the name of the Lollypop Guild,
We wish to welcome wewe to Munchkin Land
We welcome wewe to Munchkin Land
Tra la la la la tra la la tra la la la la la la
From now on you'll be history
You'll be history
You'll be history
You'll be history
And we will glorify your name
You'll be a bust
Be a bust
Be a bust
In the Hall of Fame
Tra la la la la
Tra la la
Tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la
Tra la la
Tra la la
Tra la la la la la
