Ian: *In the train yard*
S.B: Ian, people think your personality is a mixture of kindness with disrespect. What do wewe have to say about that?
Ian: That sounds about right. Sometimes, I feel like being nice to others, sometimes, I don't feel like being nice. Mostly depends on how I'm feeling.
S.B: What is your inayopendelewa part of the Island Of Errol?
Ian: Don't get me started. Lots of things pop up into my mind. I think my most inayopendelewa part of this island is the harbor. wewe can't get a better view of the Pacific Ocean anywhere else.
S.B: Being an SD50, people think you're unreliable. Anything wewe want to say to those people?
Ian: No. Just because I'm an SD50, doesn't mean I'm unreliable. I got some modifications, I don't break down that often, and I even made myself stronger in the process.
S.B: Who do wewe like to work with?
Ian: I like everyone on this railroad, but I prefer to work with myself. I'll make a few exceptions for Mily thought since she's my girlfriend. Plus, it helps when her tender is in your face, and being in front of her, wewe get to see her beautiful face, and her cylinders. It's like she's asking for wewe to make out with her.
S.B:..right. Just make sure she doesn't see this, otherwise, wewe might make her angry.
Ian: Nothing makes her angry.
S.B: If wewe insult her like that, she will. What will wewe do when this interview is over?
Ian: Want to know what I really think about Mily?
S.B: Uh, nope! I better be going.

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S.B: Watch Ian, and other characters on Trainz. Episodes are ilitumwa once a week, and look for zaidi interviews in between.