Best Dressed Engine And Other Stories

Ian is the narrator.

Narrator: I don't want to be the narrator.
Cameraman: Too bad. Do it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Why?!?!?! *Sighs* Trainz was filmed in High Definition before a Live Studio audience. wewe happy?
Cameraman: You're not finished yet. wewe still have a lot of lines in your script.
Ian: AH!! *Leaving the yards at 50 miles an hour*
Audience: *Laughing*
Yard Master: Come back! wewe forgot your train!
Cameraman: If I hide somewhere, will that work?
Audience: *Laughing*
Yard Master: Possibly.
Cameraman: Okay.
Sean: *Blows his horn*
Cameraman: Oh no, he's back!
Sean: *Pushing empty passenger cars...

S.B: Hello Shayne.
Shayne: Hello.
S.B: What is your inayopendelewa part of The Island Of Errol?
Shayne: There's lots of cool places around here. However, I'm gonna go ahead, and say that my inayopendelewa part about this island, are the other engines that I work with. Andrew especially, he knows how to make an engine laugh.
S.B: wewe and the other engines seem to enjoy telling each other jokes. What's with that?
Shayne: We could all use a good laugh from time to time. It not only puts us in a good mood, but it helps us concentrate on our work.
S.B: You're usually with one au two other engines when pulling a freight...

S.B is the narrator

Song: link

Sean: *Stops at Tracy Station*
Narrator: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what is this? It's October, isn't it? Well, what's with the krisimasi music?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I know that krisimasi is only two months away, but we gotta celebrate Halloween.
Sean: How?
Narrator: I'm not sure yet. So let's start the intro.

Song: link

Narrator: Uh, hello? You're still playing krisimasi music. *Sighs* wewe guys don't listen...whatever, let's just start this.
Sean: *Blows his horn twice as he pulls out of the station* I think this is the muziki department's idea of a joke.
Audience: *Quietly...

Song (Start at 2:22): link

Sean: *Passes a railroad crossing, then sees a red signal at Delta Station* Really? *Stops*

He wasn't upset for long though when he saw who stopped inayofuata to him with another passenger train.


Stop the song

Sean: *Looks to his left, and sees Mily*
Mily: Hi.
Sean: Hello.
Mily: What brings wewe here?
Sean: This red signal. I'm supposed to be at Nova.
Stationmaster: *Arrives* hujambo Sean, sorry for the delay, but Victoria, and Andrew are doing track work. Once Jerry, and Jesse pass through with their freights, wewe can go.
Sean: Good to know.
Mily: How's your siku been?...

S.B: Jerry, Sean's cousin. What's it like?
Jerry: I couldn't ask for a better cousin.
S.B: What is your inayopendelewa part of the Island Of Errol?
Jerry: I don't have a favorite. I like everything about this island. Kind of like Mily. That's what she alisema in her interview. Right?
S.B: Right. Now before wewe joined the Eastern Pacific, wewe were working on the Northern Errol Line. Why don't wewe explain that?
Jerry: It seemed like a good idea at the time, but once I found out what was really going on with Mr. Bruce, I decided that I had to leave as soon as possible. I didn't think it would be easy, until...

Narrator: It was just a normal siku at Mossberg Harbor. Everyone was doing their usual jobs.
Mily: *Waiting on the turntable, zungushwa pande mbalimbali with Jazlin*
Jazlin: *Watching them get turned around for their trip to Bellette Station*
Mily: So, where's Sean taking wewe for your inayofuata date?
Jazlin: Overseas. We're taking a brief, and much needed visit to San Francisco.
Mily: How are wewe gonna get there? Run over the water?
Audience: *Laughing*
Jazlin: *Laughs* That's a good one.
Mily: Thank you.
Jazlin: We're just going to take a boat.

Song: link

Corsair: *Passes them*

Corsair is in her non streamlined version

Front: link
Side:...

On a beautiful sunny day, Mily arrived at Mossberg Harbor with five coaches.

Sean: *Stopping inayofuata to Mily* Hey. *Talks in a Southern Accent* This station ain't big for the two of us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily: *Giggles* Come on, let's get turned around for our return trips. *Goes inayofuata to Sean as they head for the turntable*
Jazlin: *On the turntable*
Jesse: Will it be fixed soon?
Austin: Don't rush the workmen Jesse.
Workmen: *Finish fixing the turntable*
Jazlin: *Turning around*
Sean & Mily: *Waiting behind Jesse, and Austin*



Engine: *Heading towards Mily's coaches,...

Song: link

A James Bond gunbarrel sequence begins

Mily: *Going to the left in the middle of a while circle, and holds a gun, but she gets scared when she sees the gun* WHY AM I CARRYING THIS?!? *Throws the gun away*

The mduara, duara dissolves to the Northern Errol Line's yards.

Stop the song.

Mr. Bruce: You're all familiar with how the Eastern Pacific, and Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway use a bridge to get into Santa Cruz. Right?
Ferris: Sure.
Jack: That's what I heard, but I don't know if it's true au not.
Mr. Bruce: Well, it actually is. They are the only railroads to do this, for the time being.
Panzer:...

This is an updated version of an makala I previously published here.

The Island Of Sodor is well known for it's trains, and talking vehicles. However, not everyone rode on trains. Some people used automobiles to travel around Sodor. When it was first found in 1810 kwa the British, there were no automobiles on Sodor until 1930. At that time, the only cars on Sodor were manufactured kwa Vauxhall. In 1941, Sir Tophamm Hat arrived, and started building the North Western Railway. He had one of the Vauxhalls until 1943, when he ordered a Rolls Royce. Sir Tophamm Hat kept his Rolls-Royce until 1959,...

Narrator: It was a cold, but beautiful siku on the Island Of Errol.
Hannah: *At Impala Station*
Mily: *On The Eastern Pacific side of the station* Hi Hannah.
Hannah: Working on the Eastern Pacific again?
Mily: That's right. Mr. Baldwin has lots of freight to be moved around, and while some of his engines are doing that, I'm substituting for their passenger trains.
Hannah: Do wewe know when you'll be back?
Mily: Probably on Friday.
Conductor: All aboard!
Mily: Time for me to go Hannah. I'll see wewe later. *Blows her whistle twice, and rings her kengele while pulling her passenger train*
Narrator:...