Japanese Skarloey Meme

Lee was inside the historical society's main building with Tyler. There, he met Bill, William, Brian, Susan, and Cindy.

Tyler: Gentlemen, and Bill's girls.
Bill: *Laughs with Susan, and Cindy*
Tyler: This man, Lee Brent, came all the way here from Flemington New Jersey aboard his switcher named Ethan.
Lee: Norfolk Southern's been trying to catch me. I met up with a steam engine named Lauren who told me to jiunge wewe guys. She says you're planning to find a man named Robert Snyder.
Brian: Yes we are.
Lee: But from what I understand, your other engines are not running, and Jessica is the only one who...

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Narrator: It's a krisimasi episode that's produced weeks before Christmas, because why not?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *At Mossberg Harbor with Austin* I mean it's still November. Why are we doing a krisimasi episode this early?
Austin: Don't ask me. *Leaves with five hopper cars containing gravel*
Sean: *Waiting for his conductor*
Conductor: *Steps in front of Sean* wewe have a special train. Since today is krisimasi Eve, wewe are pulling four passenger cars, with seven freight cars containing krisimasi stuff.
Sean: Do wewe even know what this krisimasi stuff is?
Audience: *Laughing*
Conductor:...