Liam: Hey, Harry! Take a look at this.
Harry: Sure. *looks* Whoa, it's a girl. And?
Liam: And she lives in England - and she's the one who won our contest to come and see us perform and meet us backstage!
Harry: Awesome! She's really pretty.
Liam: Yeah *smiling*
Harry: Too bad wewe have Danielle, right? *curious*
Liam: *scratching back of his head* Um, yeah.... about that...
Harry: Uh-oh.
Liam: Well, Danielle and I have been having a lot of problems lately. I wish we were zaidi like Eleanor and Lou
Harry: Can't blame wewe there. Taylor was just a slut to me and just ran off for her 50th boyfriend in her life.
Liam: Now, now, I respect Taylor so don't talk to her that way.
Harry: *changing subject* Ok, whatever so do the other lads know?
Liam: Uh, I'm not completely sure. Maybe so. If they don't I'll just tell them.
Zayn: WAZUPPPPPP
Lou: I like carrots.
Niall: I just like food.
Harry: I have dimples.
Liam: I am annoyed.
*other boys laugh*
Harry: WE KNOW!
LOU: WHY ARE wewe YELLING?
Harry: I.... DON'T..... know. ha, ha!
Zayn: So, we heard about the sexy girl that won the contest.
Liam: Oh, great!
Lou: Uh-oh. But it looks like she hates us....
Liam: What're talking about?
Lou: Her friend actually signed her up because she knows that her friend isn't a shabiki of us, and wants her to get to know us and like us.
Harry: How did wewe know that?
Lou: I'm on Twitter.
Niall: How about we all just jiunge the conversation with this girl and find out zaidi information.
Zayn: Great idea.
*pull out their phones and log in to Twitter and follow the girl*
Harry: Shit, this girl has 4.5k followers!
Liam: We have zaidi followers than her though
Lou: But, he means that she just has a lot of followers, that's all.
Niall: Guys, I made the first convo....
Convo:
Mikki (the girl who won the contest and doesn't like one direction)
*on twitter sitting in different places on the beach*
Niall: erm hello. my name is niall horan - wewe probably already know that.
*answer 5 dakika later*
Mikki: well, yea wewe just randomly followed me.... -_-
Niall: it's Twitter... ? I can unfollow If wewe want me to.
Mikki: umm....okay ?
Liam: ok, um we heard that wewe won our contest! :)
Mikki: O, you're the 1D daddy as everyone says.
Liam: ER yeah I guess so. wewe excited 2 meet us>?
Lou: I LIKE CARROTS
Zayn: WAZZUP
Mikki: Yeah, carrots are delicious...hi Zayn ? and no i'm not a shabiki of one direction
Harry: How come? what did we ever do?
Mikki: wewe don't have to do something to make me not like you. i'm just not into your muziki and am annoyed with all the girls who scream your name and all that...... nothing personal. Is this convo over now??/
Lou: this is my new best friend...and she does have a point, fellas.
Liam: I guess so...but I still don't understand.
Zayn: life is nothing but happiness and disappointment.
Mikki: right on, Zayn dude. but look mr. payne, U DON'T have to understand everything - and wewe don't need to know why I don't like you. i'm gone and gtfo if you're gonna talk about the shit of me not liking wewe
Harry: Sure. *looks* Whoa, it's a girl. And?
Liam: And she lives in England - and she's the one who won our contest to come and see us perform and meet us backstage!
Harry: Awesome! She's really pretty.
Liam: Yeah *smiling*
Harry: Too bad wewe have Danielle, right? *curious*
Liam: *scratching back of his head* Um, yeah.... about that...
Harry: Uh-oh.
Liam: Well, Danielle and I have been having a lot of problems lately. I wish we were zaidi like Eleanor and Lou
Harry: Can't blame wewe there. Taylor was just a slut to me and just ran off for her 50th boyfriend in her life.
Liam: Now, now, I respect Taylor so don't talk to her that way.
Harry: *changing subject* Ok, whatever so do the other lads know?
Liam: Uh, I'm not completely sure. Maybe so. If they don't I'll just tell them.
Zayn: WAZUPPPPPP
Lou: I like carrots.
Niall: I just like food.
Harry: I have dimples.
Liam: I am annoyed.
*other boys laugh*
Harry: WE KNOW!
LOU: WHY ARE wewe YELLING?
Harry: I.... DON'T..... know. ha, ha!
Zayn: So, we heard about the sexy girl that won the contest.
Liam: Oh, great!
Lou: Uh-oh. But it looks like she hates us....
Liam: What're talking about?
Lou: Her friend actually signed her up because she knows that her friend isn't a shabiki of us, and wants her to get to know us and like us.
Harry: How did wewe know that?
Lou: I'm on Twitter.
Niall: How about we all just jiunge the conversation with this girl and find out zaidi information.
Zayn: Great idea.
*pull out their phones and log in to Twitter and follow the girl*
Harry: Shit, this girl has 4.5k followers!
Liam: We have zaidi followers than her though
Lou: But, he means that she just has a lot of followers, that's all.
Niall: Guys, I made the first convo....
Convo:
Mikki (the girl who won the contest and doesn't like one direction)
*on twitter sitting in different places on the beach*
Niall: erm hello. my name is niall horan - wewe probably already know that.
*answer 5 dakika later*
Mikki: well, yea wewe just randomly followed me.... -_-
Niall: it's Twitter... ? I can unfollow If wewe want me to.
Mikki: umm....okay ?
Liam: ok, um we heard that wewe won our contest! :)
Mikki: O, you're the 1D daddy as everyone says.
Liam: ER yeah I guess so. wewe excited 2 meet us>?
Lou: I LIKE CARROTS
Zayn: WAZZUP
Mikki: Yeah, carrots are delicious...hi Zayn ? and no i'm not a shabiki of one direction
Harry: How come? what did we ever do?
Mikki: wewe don't have to do something to make me not like you. i'm just not into your muziki and am annoyed with all the girls who scream your name and all that...... nothing personal. Is this convo over now??/
Lou: this is my new best friend...and she does have a point, fellas.
Liam: I guess so...but I still don't understand.
Zayn: life is nothing but happiness and disappointment.
Mikki: right on, Zayn dude. but look mr. payne, U DON'T have to understand everything - and wewe don't need to know why I don't like you. i'm gone and gtfo if you're gonna talk about the shit of me not liking wewe
