1. TMG was running from a cheetah. He ran so fast, he caught the cheetah.
2. A hair dropped from Mr. McGrath's head. This siku was known as Janurary 17th, 1994.
3. Monsters check their closet for TMG.
4. TMG doesn't break hearts. He breaks legs.
5. TMG roundhouse kicked Tom Kenny to China.
6. Katy Perry wrote the song "E.T." for Megamind.
7. Why the dinosaurs went exstinct: TMG learned to time travel.
8. TMG travelled the world in 40 days.
9. TMG jumped into Antarctic waters. Now, that orca won't mess with that penguin, auk again. 
10. TMG taught a rattlesnake to do his laundry.
11. TMG won a bicycle race...