posted by tecna535
"Wings up, ladies, and take no prisoners!"
"Look at all the lovely little teeth, with bits of gum and blood on them!
"Don't forget to floss!"
"This is NOT proper Tooth Fairy behavior."
"Hello Jack, I heard a lot about you. And your teeth!"
"Open up! Are they really as white as they say? Yes! Oh, they really do sparkle like freshly fallen snow."
"Jack, I don't think wewe quite understand what we do."
"Each one of those lights is a child."
"Pitch? Pitch Black? Here?"
"Surprise! We came!"
"He's still awake."
"Sorry, but not all of us get to work one siku a year. Am I right, Sandy?"
"That's why we collect the teeth, Jack. They hold the most precious memories of childhood."
"We're talking seven continents! Millions of kids!"