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HALLUCINATION
Derek’s Perspective
I wake up in a hospital. Someone was hanging over me. It was kind of creepy. I looked around and realized I was the one in the hospital bed. I stared up at the person looking down at me.
I asked, “Why am I in a hospital, and who are you?”
They responded, “You were in a coma. wewe drank too much diet soda. wewe passed out. wewe kept screaming out, ‘CARTER! CARTER!’ and flailing your arms around. wewe kept saying, ‘Why, Jesse, why?’ We had to put wewe in a straightjacket so wewe wouldn’t harm yourself au others.”
“Okay, but who are you?”
“I’m your mother, dear. Now take a bite out of these Spaghettios!”
“So was all of that a hallucination?!”
“I suppose so.”
“Where’s my girlfriend?!”
“Dear, you’ve been single for 10 years now.”
“Wait, how old am I then?”
“You’re 32, dear.”
“Wow, I’m a loser, aren’t I?”
“No comment. Anyways, I do believe that wewe are ready to go home, yes?”
“I guess. One zaidi question, though. Are wewe a hallucination, too?”
She chuckled, “No, dear, I am not a hallucination. Let’s get wewe back to my house.”
“Okay, mum. Let’s head home."
HALLUCINATION
Derek’s Perspective
I wake up in a hospital. Someone was hanging over me. It was kind of creepy. I looked around and realized I was the one in the hospital bed. I stared up at the person looking down at me.
I asked, “Why am I in a hospital, and who are you?”
They responded, “You were in a coma. wewe drank too much diet soda. wewe passed out. wewe kept screaming out, ‘CARTER! CARTER!’ and flailing your arms around. wewe kept saying, ‘Why, Jesse, why?’ We had to put wewe in a straightjacket so wewe wouldn’t harm yourself au others.”
“Okay, but who are you?”
“I’m your mother, dear. Now take a bite out of these Spaghettios!”
“So was all of that a hallucination?!”
“I suppose so.”
“Where’s my girlfriend?!”
“Dear, you’ve been single for 10 years now.”
“Wait, how old am I then?”
“You’re 32, dear.”
“Wow, I’m a loser, aren’t I?”
“No comment. Anyways, I do believe that wewe are ready to go home, yes?”
“I guess. One zaidi question, though. Are wewe a hallucination, too?”
She chuckled, “No, dear, I am not a hallucination. Let’s get wewe back to my house.”
“Okay, mum. Let’s head home."
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