Twilight Fanfiction Article: A siku with the cullens chpt. 4

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posted by twilightchick

siku 3
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Alice: *giggles*
edward: ali, whats so funny?
alice: oh its nothing *busts out laughing*
bella: *asks cautiously* what is it alice?
alice: my vision. i can see that wewe and edward are going to have a problem and it just played out for me
bella: oh-no..
alice: oh yes, edward will tell wewe what he just saw
edward: bella, upendo we better get out of here..
bella: whats going on?.... Alice Cullen wewe better tell me whats going on before i get the box!
alice: oh so scary *rolls her eyes* mike is coming!
bella: AHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE!!
jasper: *door rings* i'll get it! *smiling as he walks to the door*
bella: NO WAIT TIL I GET OUT! *tries to get out the back door*
*jasper majibu the door*
mike: BELLA, BABY WHERE ARE wewe GOING?
bella; away from you
*mike steps in*
edward *jumps in front of him and growls*
mike: bella, babay why are wewe here at the cullens, wewe need to be nyumbani with me.
bella: excuse me! im married and thank the lord it aint to you
mike: oh baby dont be like that
edward: she can be how ever she wants to be and stop with this baby crap, she aint your baby!
mike: YES SHE IS! wewe WANNA FIGHT FOR HER CULLEN!
edward:WHY FIGHT WHEN I ALREADY HAVE HER!
mike: wewe dont have her! bella, baby, tell him that wewe belong to me, now hun who are wewe married to? *smiles cause he thinks she gonna say his name*
bella:FIRST OF ALL, IM NOT YOUR BABY,HUN, au WHATEVER PET NAME wewe GOT. SECOND, IM MARRIED TO EDWARD ABD IM FOREVER HIS. GOT IT DOG?!
edward: did wewe understand that newton!
mike: *laughs* she got an imagination doesnt she! com on baby, lets get wewe home. wewe need a few hours in my room, with some champainge, and some sexy pjs *reaches for her*
UGH! DONT TOUCH ME! *slaps mike*
mike: oo i like them fiesty
edward: *graps mike kwa the shirt* TOUCH HER AGAIN AND I WILL NEUTER YOU!
mike: well i geuss im going to die tonight because me and bella have a appointment to intend to *winks at bella*
bella: *glares* kill him.
edward: GLADLY!
carlise: no edward dont!
mike: *while edward is talking to carlisle, he runs and tackles bella and tries to kiss her* come one baby, one little kiss..
bella: * holding his face away from hers*
EDWARD HELP ME!
edward: HOLD ON upendo IM COMING! * charges with on of those nyota wars light up sword and yells like tarzan* (srry i know he wouldnt do that but work with us here..)
bella: oh lord.
mike: oh like thats going to do anything* leans down and tries kissing her again8
bella: ugh, im tired of this. GET OFF ME! *knocks him out* GET OUT MY FACE! GET OUT MY HOUSE< GET OUT MY LIFE BEFORE I bitch, kahaba SLAP wewe TO MEXICO!
*yells and fumes*
edward: THERE wewe GO LOVE!
mike: i thought wewe loved me? * cries* thats fine i'll give wewe some space then i'll come back inayofuata week
bella: *asks cautiously* when inayofuata week?
mike: au could i come back tomorrow love?
bella: oh yea sure.. NOW GET OUT! *kicks mike outside and slams the door* edward, you're taking me somewhere far away tomorrow, i dont care where just away from here!
edward: hang on * runs outside* NOW IF wewe EVER COME BACK HERE I WILL HURT wewe ABD YOUR FAMILY!
mike: * runs screaming like a girl* MOMMY!
edward: *chuckles and comes in and sits kwa bella*
bella: oh finally he's gone! im stressed. wanna go "color"? (a/n: its the same thing as checkers)
edward: heck yes love! *grabs bella and runs to the cottage*
alice: well thre they go.. *gives jasper a look*
jasper: *looks back*
alice: wewe wanna do something?
jasper: *runs and grabs alice and runs up the stairs*
alice: baby. thats not what i meant
jasper: aww man! * walks back down the stairs and sets her down* what did wewe mean?
emmett: *walks in* hujambo everyone
alice: i wanna go SHOPPING!hey emmett.
emmett: OMGH! I WANNA GO TOO! I FOUND THE CUTEST SHOES THAT WOULD LOOK GREAT ON ME AND YOU< BECAUSE OF OUR BODY SHAPES GURL!. THE GUYS WOULD KILL TO GET US!
rosalie: ummmm....awkward
emmett: THE ONLY THING THATS AWKWARD IN THIS ROOM IS YOUR CUP SIZE! HUN GIVE IT UP, wewe CANT WEAR THOSE BRAS, BECAUSE wewe ARE JUST SAGGING!
rosalie: UH EXCUSE ME, wewe AINT THE ONE TO TALK CAUSE WITH YOUR SAGGY MAN BOOBS, wewe NEED A SIZE 44D!
emmett: EQUEZZE ME? I FIT INTO A SIZE 49B, SO UGH MISS 99C!
rosalie: *looks shocked*
emmett: *shakes his head* JASPER STOP MESSING WITH MY EMOTIONS< IT AINT MY FAULT wewe CANT GET SOME!! rose baby im sorry!
rosalie: WHATEVER DONT BLAME THAT ON JASPER! FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT IM GETTING THE BOX! SO GRAP YOUR DUCKY!
emmett: rose i upendo wewe please! jasper tell her!
jasper* staring into alice's eyes*
emmett: smacks the back of jasper's head* TELL HER wewe emo PERSON! (a/n: we nothing against emo people)
alice: he isnt emo and how could he do that to your emotions whens he's busy looking at me and every thought he has had right now is about me!
emmett: what now wewe can read minds?!
alice: *still looking at jasper* no edward told me
jasper: its true!
emmett: EDWARD IS AT THE COTTAGE GETTING HIS GROOVE ON, WHY WOULD HE CARE WHAT YALL ARE DOING?! GOSH I SWEAR wewe GUYS ARE NUTS!
alice: * snaps her head up* WHAT?! DUDE IM NOT NUT ! AND HE'S NOT GETTING HIS GROOVE ON!
emmett: uh-huh!
alice: prove it!
emmett: go look!
alice: i rather not..
emmett: yes wewe would! * pushes her to the cottage*
alice: NO EMMETT!
emmett: bella looks so sexy when shes naked
rosalie: THATS IT EMMETT GET IN THE DARN BOX.... AFTER wewe PROVE THAT TO ALICE!
alice: NO PLEASE DONT!
emmett: * pushes her through their bedroom*
alice: *covers her eyes* no emmett!
bella: AHHH ALICE WHAT ARE wewe DOING!
alice: *still has her hands over her eyes* im sorry bella emmett pushed me in here..
rosalie: edward cover up!
edward: no this is my house, i can run around naked if i wanted to! if wewe dont like it then wewe can leave!
rosalie* sits on the end of the bed*
edward: rosalie get off my bed! alice leave your interrupting things1
alice: im sorry its not like i wanted to be dragged here! * runs outside*
bella: IF wewe DONT LIVE HERE GET OUT!
*rose leaves*
emmett: * starring at bella* ummm bella....your sheet ....fell...wow wewe have a great bod..
edward: GET OUT!
emmett: NO wewe JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
bella: AHHH1 I'VE JUST BEEN VIOLATED!! GET OUT!!
emmett: * chuckles and pulls the sheet off of bella and edward* WHOO HOO!
bella and edward: AHH CARLISLE! ESME! EMMETT IS INTERRUPTING OUR COLORING SESSION AND VIOLATING ME(BELLA)
edward: YEA OUR COLORING PAGE GOT INTERRUPTED AND DRWN ON kwa THE UGLIEST PEN EVER (emmett)
bella: eddy poo i dont want him to see me naked..
emmett: too lake. and bella you're fine! no wonder eddt here always want to tap that!
bella: well thanks but GET OUT!
emmett: how many times a week? *winks*
rosalie: oh emmett. the box is ready for you! emmett: im busy right now!
edward: why are wewe worried about it? go play with rosalie au something
emmett: i want to know if you're good au not
rosalie: EMMETT! GET wewe AND YOUR SAGGY MAN BOOBS HERE NOW!
emmett: NO! AND THEY'RE NOT SAGGY, THY ARE PERFECTLY PERKY!
rosalie: ewww...
bella: hes better than you.*mumbles* for a one-hundred and eight mwaka old virgin
edward: hujambo im not that anymore!
emmett: how many times?!
edward: if i tell wewe will wewe get out?
emmett: sure
edward: everyday...now get out!
emmett: NICE!
bella: emmett,get out before i call jessica and lauren on wewe *grins evilly*
emmett: IM OUT!
edward: thank you! *to bella*
now where were we?... i think i know * smiles*
* 2 hours later*
bella: we need to check on nessie
edward: cant it wait?
bella: maybe later honey
edward: you're right, but i dont want us to be done, but its a wise decision* hurries and gets dressed* upendo why dont wewe get dressed
bella: ok *stands in the closet* um i dont know what to wear..
edward: her let me help * sniffs out blue jeans and a t-shirt* i want my girl to be comfortable* hands her the clothes*
bella: aww thanks honey* kisses him passionly*
nessie: * walks kwa the room* EWWW I'VE BEEN SCARRED!AHH! *runs off*
edward: umm love.. i think we just scarred our little girl...i think its time for the talk
bella: the talk?! he's just a baby!
edward: she's 10.
bella: fine* walks out the room* nessie your dad wants to talk to you
* nessie walks into the room cautiously and 10 dakika later*
bella: * walks back in the room* how'd it go?
nessie: * her face is blank*
edward: i think it went well.. i just hope she understands it..
*emmett walks in eating a banana*
nessie: AHHH!
bella: calm down baby! * calms her* wewe used the banana, ndizi example didnt wewe edward?
edward: maybe..
*rosalie walks in eating a corndog*
nessie: AHHHHHH!
* jasper walks in eating a doughnut*
nessie: OH MY GOSH AHHHHHHHH!*runs out the room*
bella: wewe used the chakula example?! that a bad way to explain that kind of stuff! oh my poor baby, she's scarred for life now.
nessie: *from her room* YEAH I AM!
bella:...... why are wewe all eating human chakula anyway?..
emmett, jasper, and rosalie: we felt like it
bella: okay...
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heres chapter 4 and siku 3. hope wewe enjoyed it! =)

nice123, MiizLadiDiime and 15 others like this

bitten_byedward OMG! That was FUN-NY! Keep going!

gossipgirlgg THAT WAS FUNNY WITH MIKE COMING AND THE END WITH EDWARD GIVING NESSIE THE TALK. WHENS THE NEXT ONE COMING OUT????????

alice_cullen_12 OMG! I have to ask again, is it possible to die of laughing! Please write another one! I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!

twilightchick ok i'll try to write another one but i really dont know when

Whiskey37 LOL!!!! awsome!!!!

alice_cullen_12 The light-up swords from Star Wars are called light sabers... Uhh. those aren't actual bra sizes

twilightchick haha yeah i actually just learned that 3 weeks ago lol and we know

Robsessedcullen LOL! I LOVE IT! I just laughed my head off for a straight 22 miniutes! I am like gsping for air right now!! LOL too funny!!!!

Emmett4eva LOL LOL LOL LOL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING :P

Denise_Butler COULD THIS GET ANY FUNNIER

twilightlove226 OMG that is funny write more. I love it when edward gives nessie the talk. and when emment and them eat the food

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Revenge chapter 2

posted by kayleebabee

End of chap one

"It's Jane" I whispered "She has My mother"
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Chapter 2

Emmet cussed and I shuddered to think of what Jane could be doing to my mother. I started to pace,Frantically My brain whirring into action. I grabbed Edward abd started dragging him towards the karakana Ignoring his protests. Eventually He spun around and grabbed my wrist.
"Bella what do wewe want to find?" He asked gently, his swali caught me off guard.
"What do wewe mean?" I growled,Edward looked at me warily. He sighed "do wewe want to go and find wewe mother dead?" His eyes lingered...

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Yet, another Twilgiht

posted by xBellaxEwardx21

When i first came to forks, No i was not vampire. No i was not a wearwolf. I was some what human. But most of all i couldn't choose. Vampires? au warewolfs? What was i spouse to do? I loved a wearwolf...but i had a family of Wanyonya damu to look after.

I slipped out of the tent while everyone was still asleep. My toes hit the cold snow. It didn't bother me though.

I thought back to my first siku in forks. Meeting Bella and Edward then finding out that Bella was the human girl in my dreams and Edward was the vampire.

Then realizing everything that i was....i had come such a far way from that. Im...

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Bite of Healing

posted by animeluvr

I really don't know how to start my story. So I guess I'll do it like this. I have cancer. I've had it since I was twelve. I didn't know I was gonna die au anything till I was sixteen. Now I'm eighteen and I've met some unique people. One of them happens to be a vampire. His name is Jared. He has no idea about my bout with cancer, which is bad because I only have three months to live.

Just so wewe know, my mom and dad died a long time ago. So they don't have to worry about their poor little orphan girl getting cancer and all that drama. Jared, though,would get really pissed if he heard that I...

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Chapter 4: Edwards’s pov

posted by joe-edwardfan

end of chap3
The kengele rang then I saw Edward waiting for me in front of the office
-there u are I thought wewe were going to ditch me
-whenever I make a promise I will always keep it!
Specially the one that includes: killing Damien and his mother
-so who was he?
He asked a little angry
-no one
I sighed
-I won’t push it if u don’t want to talk about it
-that's a good idea
We reached the biology class I sat beside the window again and edward sat beside me like jasper
The teacher came in the class and told everyone to welcome edward and blah blah blah
In the biology class I wasn’t as tired as before so...

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upendo At First Sight Chapter 5

posted by xXjakeloverXx

Chapter Five

We both ran out of breath eventually and he pulled his lips from mine, resting them on my neck.
I was gasping, my mind still whirling uncontrollably.
“ Wow.”
I could feel his lips pull up into a smile.
“ Yeah I know.” His voice was slightly muffled kwa my neck and hair. His lips were distracting as he kissed up my neck.
“ Jake…” I trailed off, the sight of him kissing Renesmee still fresh in my mind. He sighed and pulled away, straightening to his full height.
“ Will wewe let me explain?” His chokoleti eyes were sad, holding me captive.
“ Yeah.”...

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Amore - Ch. 2 - Plane Ride

posted by patrisha727

One for today!

I looked around, for my seat, K13. Angela already found her seat.
"I'll meet wewe once we are out of the plane." Angela told me.
I smiled. "Sure thing."
I took my seat, and settled. I got the window seat. I took out the book, Wuthering Heights and began reading. So far, no one took the kiti, kiti cha inayofuata to me. I'm praying that I'll have this row to myself. I wasn't the talkative type, and I like to have privacy. But then I groaned quietly when a girl took a kiti, kiti cha nect to me. She was about my age, but was like an average teenager. She wore makeup, lots of jewelry, and wore designer clothings....

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forbidden

posted by bellamay

Edward& Bella

Some say the apple is the forbidden matunda others say it is the matunda of upendo but it no matter how wewe put it when your in love.the apple is always the sweetish no matter what.

The crystal hart is beautiful but cold but sometimes some one comes around and heats the hart up and that means that however it is.....has found their soul mate....and then no matter how far they put between them au time they will always end up with each other no matter what.

True upendo is a sine of no matter the time line some one is out their for wewe Evin if that some one is a vampire.

nyasi, nyasi kavu guys and girls hope wewe like it well the little portiere i made up.the poems are about Edward & Bella and how Edward fell in love(Twilight) then upendo got taken away from him (New Moon) then got it back(eclipse&Bracking Dawn)

love is always true

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Angel chapter 4

posted by mwalsh

heres the inayofuata one i hope wewe like it

chapter four
(mia's pov)
my first four months as a vampire, went well other than the fact that i couldn't go places with people if i werent walking through the forrest with seth, i was hanging out with my new brother's and sister's, i got along well with everyone, i was rose and alice's barbie doll, i knew how to play the kinanda when i was human so i played with edward, i started learning latin with bella, i arm wrestled emmett, played chess with jasper, me and nessie were really close we spoke a lot watched films together and gave each other make overs. today...

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Angel chapter 2

posted by mwalsh

please maoni i hope wewe like it

chapter 2
(girl's pov)

i opened my eye's and looked around the room there were eleven people looking at me, they were all standing at the door except one he was holding my hand and then suddenly i remember my Angel seth who saved me. i looked around the room at all there faces and paused at seths i just stared into his beautiful eye's, someone cleared there throat while a girl giggled. seth laughed and tightened his grip on my hand, i turned my eye's back to the other ten people in the room the leader steped mbele he had blonde hair and he was extreamly beautiful...

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Angel

posted by mwalsh

this is a fanfiction about seth

(seths pov)
chapter one
i was out for my usuall run, in my mbwa mwitu form i thought mabey later i would go see edward but first i was gonna do my job and be on patrol no vamp scent other than the cullen i thought knowing they were listening as they rarely let me run patrol on my own as i was "to young" as they put it. i was running through the forrest when i heard a girl scream, i ran in the direction that i heard it and found a a kubeba attacking this girl. she must have been around my age, i didnt think i pounced on the kubeba and killed it. she was shaking in fear and...

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Truth Be Told Chapter 6

posted by ISABELLA92

Chapter 6: Some secrets are best left untold
Bella’s POV
“Thank you, Rosalie.” I cooed.
“No problem, Isabella.” Rosalie said.
“Sorry. Thank you, Rose.” I corrected. Rosalie smiled at me. Then, she headed towards the chakula court. “Where are we going?” I asked.
“Food. I’m sure wewe must be starving.” Rosalie said.
“I’m a little hungry.” I admitted. Rosalie ushered me to lead the way. I stopped at McDonald’s and got only a big Mac.
“That all wewe want Bella?” Rosalie asked. I nodded yes. “Okay. And I’ll take two number threes to go.” Rosalie said.
“Rose, wewe don’t...

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Bella Becomes a Vampire Chapter 2. Marafiki

posted by Robsessedcullen

hey! It's me again! Here is chapter 2 of Bella becomes a vampire! I hope wewe like it!

2. Marafiki

I didn't know what to say. Edward just asked me to marry him. I stared at the sparkling red dimond, not knowing what to say.
"Edward, I just became a vampire, this is something that will have a huge impact on my life. I need to think about this first." I alisema with shock on my face.
"Bella, I upendo you, and wewe upendo me. wewe want to be with me forever right?" Edward alisema smiling.
"Yes of course but, I can't comprehend all of this at one time. Becoming a vampire already is a big thing to take in. Just...

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The Setting Sun Chapter 19

posted by Styfalie

Chapter 19: Survivors (Renesmee)
Jasper leapt at Chelsea, landing on juu of her as she hit the ground.

Mom's eyes widened as she pushed her shield back out around Carlisle.

Jane was suddenly lying flat on her face, Kate poised upon her back, her expression irate, a palm pressed between the tiny vampire’s shoulder blades.

“Dad!” I shouted in relief as he lunged at Alec, Emmett close kwa his side. I watched as they tossed the tiny vampire hard onto the earth, ripping at his limbs.

Micah turned, staring at me angrily. He must have forgotten I’d been standing there, behind enemy lines. He...

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Bella's New Family Chapter 14

posted by sexy_vamp

Disclaimer: Once again Stephenie Meyer owns the characters. I only have the idea.

Author’s Note: Please let me know how I am doing on this story. I haven’t gotten any reviews in a long time. I need to know that wewe still like what I am doing.

Chapter 14

For once, I did not dream. Well, I don’t remember dreaming. That, for me, is a good thing. I woke up and heard the little TV in the corner of my room still on, Alice noticed that I had woken up so she got up and alisema that she would let me get up and get dressed and whatever else I had to do. So I got up, grabbed some fresh clothes and went...

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The Setting Sun Chapter 14

posted by Styfalie

I'm truly sorry for the lengthy time you've all had to wait for this chapter to be published.

I will try to at least start Chapter 15 tonight au tomorrow, but with my school and work schedule I never know what's going to happen.

Please be patient and I will post as quick as possible. Thank wewe all for your amazing support! Keep commenting.

*Stephanie
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Chapter 14: It just keeps getting better...(Renesmee)
My Marafiki slept on the couch. They had been talking to Carmen and Tanya, well as close to talking as wewe can get when the conversationalists were...

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Truth Be Told Chapter 9

posted by ISABELLA92

Chapter 9: Forget and Forgive, Not that easy
Rosalie POV
I couldn’t believe my brother had really thought I would harm Bella. I did everything possible to make sure she came nyumbani in perfect condition. It’s not my fault the girl’s a klutz and can’t walk without tripping. I mean I’d even bandaged her hands for her. Sometimes I just hated my brother, Edward. Just because he can read minds he thinks he knows everything. I took off out the door after I’d finished putting Bella’s shoes away for her. I’d decided I would just run far away. So I picked up my pace and headed for the river....

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Kate's story 5

posted by reneesme15

hi sorry took so long bad case of writers block and plenty of GCSE homework to do. Here is the inayofuata part in Kate's story hope wewe like it if wewe have any ideas for the story plz let me know and plz leave me a maoni telling me what wewe think. Enjoy

So as wewe know I had chajio, chakula cha jioni with chajio, chakula cha jioni with James’ family there are a few things wewe need to know they don’t normally eat but since I was there they did so I would not feel left out. They were all so nice Julie and Rupert were so kind and tried to explain things to me, George and Helen are so in upendo but not the passionate kind the kind where...