Dear Edward
Edward, wewe are THE guy according to 99.9% of the girls out there but not me no siree! here is why:
Watching Bella while she is asleep:
I get that wewe wanna protect her blah blah all the romantic stuff, but wewe started doing the watch-her-while-she-is-asleep thingy RIGHT after wewe met her. What were wewe protecting her from? oh right wewe were scared that she would die in her sleep au something, would have been interesting to see how wewe would have saved her from that one.
The whole deal with blood:
Do not care whether wewe drink human blood, animal blood au any other blood. Its disturbing to know that wewe drink blood just think about it dude wewe drink blood like I drink water now that's just extremely disturbing dude. Its even zaidi disturbing when wewe have to tell Bella wewe are going out to hunt I am sure she has this image of wewe drinking blood from that poor animal.*shivers*
Warm up:
I don't know about Bella but I sure do want a guy who I can cuddle up to during winter. Lucky wewe got Bella who doesn't complain about that. If I were Bella, honey wewe wouldn't hear the end of it. So once again Jacob triumphs in that department... Starting to think Bella is delusional for choosing wewe over our ablicious Jacob
Yours faithfully
The crazed Jacob shabiki
Edward, wewe are THE guy according to 99.9% of the girls out there but not me no siree! here is why:
Watching Bella while she is asleep:
I get that wewe wanna protect her blah blah all the romantic stuff, but wewe started doing the watch-her-while-she-is-asleep thingy RIGHT after wewe met her. What were wewe protecting her from? oh right wewe were scared that she would die in her sleep au something, would have been interesting to see how wewe would have saved her from that one.
The whole deal with blood:
Do not care whether wewe drink human blood, animal blood au any other blood. Its disturbing to know that wewe drink blood just think about it dude wewe drink blood like I drink water now that's just extremely disturbing dude. Its even zaidi disturbing when wewe have to tell Bella wewe are going out to hunt I am sure she has this image of wewe drinking blood from that poor animal.*shivers*
Warm up:
I don't know about Bella but I sure do want a guy who I can cuddle up to during winter. Lucky wewe got Bella who doesn't complain about that. If I were Bella, honey wewe wouldn't hear the end of it. So once again Jacob triumphs in that department... Starting to think Bella is delusional for choosing wewe over our ablicious Jacob
Yours faithfully
The crazed Jacob shabiki
-Alice-
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had aliyopewa them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had aliyopewa them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!