Mafuatano ya Twilight Article: 12 ways to really annoy Victoria, James' mate!

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12 ways to really annoy Victoria, James' mate!

posted by sapherequeen

Can't wewe see the resemblance? (look at pic of Nessie)

Can't you see the resemblance? (look at pic of Nessie)

1) Ask Victoria if she really wants to kill Bella because she and Edward were together but had a hectic relationship and she was just jealous that he moved on
2) Ask if James really died kwa looking at her
3) Call her Raggedy Ann
4) Tell her that when Charlie found her footprint in the mud, he thought Bigfoot was on the loose in Forks, Washington!
5) Sit inayofuata to her and keep whispering, "James is dead, James is dead, Edward killed him, James is dead, Edward killed him because of Bella...."
6) Advise her to go change only redheaded people so it'll be the 'attack of the Redheads'
7) Tell Victoria that it was a good thing James smelled Bella and interupted the baseball game because she'd suck at it
8) Tell her she smells like a werewolf
9) Convince Laurent to try to be her new mate
10) Get Paul to imprint on her
11) If Victoria ever decides to go to Bella's room, put a giant crucifix on the window and attach a sign that says, "No redheaded, big foot she-devils allowed" to the crucifix
12) If Victoria is somehow still alive after Eclipse, tell her that Edward's and Bella's daughter, Renesmee looks a lot like her!

Can't wewe see the resemblance? (Look at pic of Victoria)

Can't you see the resemblance? (Look at pic of Victoria)

cassie-1-2-3, kaulitztwinsfan and 10 others like this

sapherequeen And when I say Victoria and Renesmee look a little bit alike, I'm not kidding

burgundyeyes 7) Tell Victoria that it was a good thing James smelled Bella and interupted the baseball game because she'd suck at it That's my favorite one.

sapherequeen I'm sorry, it seems like I do this with every email I post, but is it kind of ignorant to put the "attack of the redheads" line up? I'm seriously worried that I offended some people, including my cousin.

YiotaDim nC j0b!

Stassja That was absolutely fantastic. Wow, that was such a creative post. Hahaha.

daphne_cullen Lol. Got to love number 11!

samiam4edward Lol 'Attack of the Redheads'. Crap, that means my bestie, Whiskey37 would probably get changed, she's a ranga!! :) Lol. gOT TO LOVE IT!!

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [NINETEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[NINETEEN]
    I was a bit shocked, and then reality hit me, and I left the room. I found Tabra in the kitchen, and I went to him.
    "I told him."
    "You did?" He seemed happy about it.
    "Yes. He kissed me, and it was very passionate. Now what?"
    "Well, normally, if I was alone with Olivia, and that happened..."
    "Okay, ew. I don't wanna know what wewe would do to Olivia..in bed. I just...

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Renesmee C. Cullen (Continued)

posted by karleetaylor

This is zaidi to the fanfic i wrote Rensmee C. Cullen. If wewe didnt read that then this probably wont make much sense (:

“Renesmee, what do wewe think of all this?” my mom asked.
    “Well, I think it all makes zaidi sense now. I think I was ready to know this. I always thought of Jacob. I always missed Jacob. I always wanted to be with Jacob. I never knew why. Now that I know he imprinted, it makes zaidi sense.”
    My mother nodded.
    “We should probably get going,” I suggested. “I need to apologize to Uncle Emmett.”
    I...

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Moonlight Nessie's P.O.V Chap 8

posted by NeeNee14

Maci's dress

Every siku for the past couple of weeks I have been with Mace, we either would go shopping,talk, do homework,or double tarehe with each other...she was my Alice and I was my mom except I wasn't clumsy and didn't need saving 24/7.
"Homecoming is inayofuata week." She alisema to me as we sat in the living room of my grandparents house...she knew the whole story about my family and the wolves.
"Did someone say homecoming?" I heard my Aunt lice say as she came down sttairs and flitted over to us.
"Yeah, we have Homecoming inayofuata weekend." Maci said. I gave her a look that made her confused.
"I'm taking wewe shopping...

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The normall world chapter 7

posted by KatiiCullen94

i feel like i could kill someone!
PRESS ONE BUTTON AND ALL I HAVE WROTE IS GONE! puff! shes gone!grr!!
TAKE FUCKING TWO!:

Coming out the ladies room was as Embarrassing as farting in class au having really bad Bo, its the one WHERE EVERYONE LOOKS AT YOU!
i looked like i literally imerged in the toilet, my hair dripping of water wih chucks of pancakes, after fainting and my hair landing in the toilet. gross.
Alice held one arm, where Edward joined snatching my free arm at first sight.
This made me feel even zaidi embarrassing, been dragged out the toilets in a crowed cinema kwa two angels?
stumbling...

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When the Stars Align...Chap 9

posted by NeeNee14

Seth was still sleep when I got up. I wrote him a note to tell him I would be back in a while , if he woke up while I was gone.
I hopped in my car and drove down the familiar road and parked on the side walk when I got there. I walked threw the rows until I arrived at my mother's grave. I sat down and touched the headstone.
"Hi Mom."I alisema to the grave."I miss wewe so much." I felt the tears streaming down my face."I like La Push,it has a beach.I met a guy. His name is Seth and he's perfect..I upendo him." I sat there in silence for a couple of minutes."I'm sorry ,mom..." was all I could manage...

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Foolproof!

posted by groovychicklisa

New Beginnings

"Are wewe sure?" Renée asked, her eyes wide, continuing before I had a chance to answer. "Charlie!" This was called in the direction of the living room.

"No, I'm not sure, that's why I alisema 'I'm not sure'." I replied dryly.

"Did it feel like the false labor pains?"

I shook my head.

"Definitely not."

"What're wewe yelling about?" Charlie asked grumpily, coming into the kitchen. kwa the sound that was still coming from the television, we had interrupted a baseball game.

"Bella's in labor."

He just stood there for a moment, mouth slightly ajar and a vacant expression in his eyes.

"Right,...

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When the Stars Align...Chap 7

posted by NeeNee14

I went nyumbani a couple hours of later. I didn't have to go to school because it was Thanksgiving break. So I decided to ask my dad can I drive down to Portland to visit my friends. He alisema yes.
I was packing my bag for my trip when I heard the doorbell ring.."Coming!!"I yelled. I opened my door and Seth was standing there.
"Hey" I alisema and gave him a hug. I went up stairs and he followed me. I closed my bag and sat it near my door.
"Where are wewe going?" Seth asked me.
"I'm going to Portland for break to visit some friends" I alisema and sat down inayofuata to him and he wrapped his arms around me.
"I'm coming...

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Cold Roses--Chp. 20: upendo and War

posted by Summer_Leanne

Hi again, everyone! After three long and busy days, I've finally finished chp. 20 :D thank wewe so much for kusoma and all your sweet maoni on my last post! I hope wewe all enjoy this one. Much love, as always, to each and every one of wewe all, from me!
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Love and War
Alice ran to embrace Summer, who was sitting on the floor of the living room in tears. She had no words to comfort her, but, thankfully, Jake did. Carlisle told him the news, and as soon as he told Sam, he came bursting into the Cullens’ nyumbani in a matter of minutes. He saw Summer...

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Hate Doesn't Describe Half of It. -1-

posted by seanll55

My skin absorbed the sunlight in the schools courtyard, it was warm. For once in Forks, Washington there was actually heat. I almost felt like I was back in Phoenix, sipping maji ya limau, lemonade on a long outdoor chase, with my mom, Renee and Paul, my step-father.

"Bella!" Jacob alisema running over to my stone meza, jedwali in the courtyard.

"Yeah, Jake?" I alisema looking at him with a curious look. He was frantically shaking and he tried speaking but all that came out was gasps.

"Jacob, what's wrong?" I yelled, demanding him to talk.

"Bella, please, it was an accident!" Jacob whimpered.

"Jacob! What accident! Spit...

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Unspoken

posted by jacob_lover5253

Here is Jacob's POV...I do want to warn wewe about this chapter...you will never expect what is coming!! ;) lol...well enjoy -Kayla

Chapter 12. (Jacob)

Edward finally left and Bella let me inside. "Why would wewe do this to Charlie? To him? To me?" I asked yet again. She didn't answer me. "Come on, Bells, there has to be a reason." I begged. I wanted an answer badly. "Well, I don't want to live in a house full of Charlie's rules when i'm old enough to get my own house and make my own rules." She stated. "You're not telling the truth. You're lieing." I told her. She sat on her kitanda and yawned. "Jake,...

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another emmett cullen upendo story chapter 7

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 7

You and Emmett walk in the door. And Alice comes over to wewe and hugs you.
Alice-I am so sorry to hear about your Mom ___
You-Thanks Alice.
Emmett-___, its late, do wewe want to go sleep?
You- Yeah, It's been a, really long day.
Emmett-Okay I'll go up with you.
You-Goodnight everyone
Everyone-night ___.

You and Emmett go up to his room and wewe see your vanity for your make up and your hair kwa a huge window in his room and wewe see your dresser right inayofuata to it. wewe also see that your pajamas are set out on his bed. wewe knew alice did it, and wewe grabbed them and changed in the bathroom in...

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A famous reminder chapter 2

posted by KatiiCullen94

Bella singing

ok im very sorry , for THE LONG WAIT, but ive been working flat out and i jsut hadnt been in the moosd, but im pumped and woah! i hope to do two chapters today but ill see how i go.
ok a recap. Bella is about to perform on stage.

Bella's POV.

This was it, the moment ive been practicing for. to get his attention again. I remember him saying that he diddnt want me, but this was my chance to prove to him how much i wanted him.
I searched over and over like a father looking for this remote as the super ball has ten dakika of the game. To find the perfect song and that all the lyrics just fit....

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emmett cullen upendo story chapter 13

posted by karpach_13

Sabrina ended up sleeping in wewe guys room. Emmett sat her on the kitanda and wewe and him went hunting. wewe guys was out for like 8 hours. wewe guys got back and it was 7 in the morning. wewe woke Sabrina up and Emmett went to enroll her into school. wewe waited for him to get back. Alice, Rose, and Esme went shopping. Edward, Carlisle, and Jasper went on a hunting trip. So, that left wewe and Emmett the house. wewe heard him pull up. wewe turned off the T.V. and he came in.
You: So how did it go?
Em: Good. Where is everyone?
You: Edward, Jasper,and Dad went hunting. Alice, Rose and Mom went shopping.
He...

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emmett cullen upendo story chapter 10

posted by karpach_13

wewe guys got back to the house saw everyone sitting watching the news and heard Alice ask.
Alice: Can I plan the wedding? Please?
Everyone looked at wewe guys confused and wewe looked at Emmett and he nodded.
You: Of course.
Esme: Wait. wewe guys are engaged?
You smiled and nodded.
You: Yeah mom.
She got up and hugged wewe both.
You: Rose? wewe and Alice want to be my brides maids?
Rose/ Alice: Of course.
You smiled and hugged them.
Em: Jasper and Edward my grooms men?
They nodded and wewe asked.
You: Where are we moving now?
Carlisle: We are thinking about Alaska. How does that sound kids?
You: I like it there....

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emmett cullen upendo story chapter 5

posted by karpach_13

wewe had a knock at your bedroom door. wewe got up and answered it.
You: hujambo mama.
Esme: Time for bed.
You: Thank you.
You laid down and she came over to your kitanda and kissed your forehead.
Esme: Good night sweetheart.
You: Night mom I upendo you.
Esme: upendo wewe too.
She turned the CD on low and turned out the lights. wewe thouht about your siku while listening to the music. wewe were about asleep when someone came into your room. wewe felt the teddy kubeba in your arm and knew it was Emmett. wewe smiled and said.
You: Night Teddy Bear.
Em: Night
You fell asleep.
The Dream.
You were back in the forest and wewe looked...

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Cold Roses--Chp. 14: Lethal Independance

posted by Summer_Leanne

I'm so so happy wewe all are enjoying this story! Your comments, like always, are so sweet and loving. Thanks for kusoma and for all your generous support. upendo wewe all!! Enjoy!! :]
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Lethal Independence
It was 10pm before Chloe drifted off to sleep in Summer’s arms. Athe and Chloe fussed over Summer every sekunde once they found out she was injured. Summer was able to easily heal her bruise, but she didn’t understand why she was still being coddled like a feeble infant. As soon as Summer laid Chloe in her crib, kitanda cha mtoto mchanga and assured Athe that she was fine,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [NINE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________________
[NINE]
    "You guys have a Weapons Master?" I asked.
    Tabra was getting dressed, and I was in the bathroom getting dressed while Jerek was on the otherside of the bathroom door doing the same.
    "Yes." He alisema back. "She knows everything: where they came from, who made them, how long they've been in stores, out of date, what group, such as the romans au the dutch, they come from. She is such a good person to have on a time like this."
    "I...

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A Youtube Script(episode five)

posted by moolah

*episode five*
*A checkup for…*
Alice’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I was barfing all the time.
Every time I did it hurt so badly.
I couldn’t take it any longer.
I ran into Carlisle’s office without knocking.
*done thinking*
Alice: *walks in* Carlisle I need wewe to help m-*vomits all over carpet*
Carlisle: *runs over to her* Alice, are wewe all right?
Alice: *shakes head ‘no’*
Carlisle: Honey, sit down. Do wewe think you’re going to do it again, sweetie?
Alice: *nods*
Carlisle: *runs and comes back up in 5 seconds* Here’s a bucket.
Alice: Thanks. *a sekunde later vomits*
Carlisle: Alice, did wewe bite Bella?...

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A Youtube Script(episode four)Help!

posted by moolah

*episode four*
*HELP!*
Bella’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I felt really shaky
And really scared
Alice kept on laughing wickedly
I kept on screaming
*done thinking*
Alice: Bella, wewe had your chance-you WILL die now.
Bella: *passes out*
Alice: *goes back to normal* BELLA!
Bella: *bleeding everywhere*
Alice: *Screams* HELP!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!! *kicks down the door*
Edward: *runs toward her* ALICE! WHAT THE HELL DID wewe DO?
Alice: *vomits* Omigod. *looks at the vomit* Edward…*there is blood in the vomit*
Edward: *looks down at the vomit* Ali…
Alice: *runs out*
Edward: *looks down at Bella* BELLA! *picks her up and...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [ONE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[PREVIOUSLY]
Hi, my name is Cyd, short for Cydnee, and one siku while I was grocery shopping, a former member of the Death Clan of the Fallen threw a kisu at my head. I ducked behind my cart, and ran out of the store once I saw the kisu fly into a bunch of egg cartons. I went home, told my friend Tabra about it, and he came rushing over. He helped me get out of the aftershock feeling, and when we were eating chicken sandwhiches, mine was coated in poison. We then went to his apartment,...