1) I was pale before Twilight made it cool.
2) I drive like a Cullen.
3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!
4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?
5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?
6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.
7
Blondes may have zaidi fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.
8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what wewe are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"
9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.
10) "Are wewe afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"
11) Emmett: I have to get nyumbani for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** wewe Alice! F*** YOU!
12) This may hurt just a little. *Jane squeezes Bella's wrist.*
13) "And so the hienna fell in upendo with the pop tart."
14) Edward makes Peeping Toms sexy.
15) Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.
16) Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties au she will kidnapp wewe and force wewe to go!
17) Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!
18) Do that again, and I will so give wewe a papercut in front of Jasper.
19) It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!
20) Give blood- tarehe a Cullen.
21) Forks: where sparkly men tell wewe that wewe smell delicious.
22) It’s thundery, which can only mean one thing. Speed dial my hunting team! We’re searching every field in a five mile radius!
23) If an apple a siku keeps the doctor away....SCREW APPLES! I WANNA SEE DR.CULLEN!
24) wewe don’t like Twilight? That’s okay. It’s ok if I stick your head in a blender as well, right?
25) I’m sorry, did wewe say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.
26) Well they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and mbwa are mans’ best friend!
27) My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...
28) Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.
29) I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward au Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real swali is Jasper au Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?
30) Roses are red. Violets are blue. I upendo Twilight. So should you.
31) Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!
32) Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.
33)I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...
34) Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would wewe think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 mwaka old man to be sneaking into an 18 mwaka old girl's room to watch her sleep?
35) I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.
36) Who needs a life? I have Twilight.
37) I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!
38) Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it
39) When Life Gives wewe Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!
40) If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen
41) Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat
42) Keep Calm and upendo Twilight
43) Oh Hale No!
44) I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.
45) Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!
46) Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...
47) Unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.
2) I drive like a Cullen.
3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!
4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?
5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?
6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.
7
Blondes may have zaidi fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.
8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what wewe are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"
9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.
10) "Are wewe afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"
11) Emmett: I have to get nyumbani for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** wewe Alice! F*** YOU!
12) This may hurt just a little. *Jane squeezes Bella's wrist.*
13) "And so the hienna fell in upendo with the pop tart."
14) Edward makes Peeping Toms sexy.
15) Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.
16) Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties au she will kidnapp wewe and force wewe to go!
17) Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!
18) Do that again, and I will so give wewe a papercut in front of Jasper.
19) It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!
20) Give blood- tarehe a Cullen.
21) Forks: where sparkly men tell wewe that wewe smell delicious.
22) It’s thundery, which can only mean one thing. Speed dial my hunting team! We’re searching every field in a five mile radius!
23) If an apple a siku keeps the doctor away....SCREW APPLES! I WANNA SEE DR.CULLEN!
24) wewe don’t like Twilight? That’s okay. It’s ok if I stick your head in a blender as well, right?
25) I’m sorry, did wewe say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.
26) Well they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and mbwa are mans’ best friend!
27) My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...
28) Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.
29) I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward au Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real swali is Jasper au Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?
30) Roses are red. Violets are blue. I upendo Twilight. So should you.
31) Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!
32) Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.
33)I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...
34) Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would wewe think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 mwaka old man to be sneaking into an 18 mwaka old girl's room to watch her sleep?
35) I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.
36) Who needs a life? I have Twilight.
37) I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!
38) Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it
39) When Life Gives wewe Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!
40) If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen
41) Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat
42) Keep Calm and upendo Twilight
43) Oh Hale No!
44) I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.
45) Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!
46) Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...
47) Unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.
Its short sorry. its supposed to be a cliff hanger. the inayofuata one is a lot longer.
I promise.
Bella's Pov.
We all looked at each other. That scream was SO familiar. Where's Alice?
Alice?
"Alice? Alice where are you?!" I shouted.
Then there was another yell coming from the middle door.
Then we realized. Alice went ahead of us and went towards the middle
section. We all ran as fast as we could. Edward smashed the door
and there they were. Alice, The mysterious man, and Jasper, with
mysterious purple eyes.
"Surprised to see me?" the man and Jasper alisema at once.
I promise.
Bella's Pov.
We all looked at each other. That scream was SO familiar. Where's Alice?
Alice?
"Alice? Alice where are you?!" I shouted.
Then there was another yell coming from the middle door.
Then we realized. Alice went ahead of us and went towards the middle
section. We all ran as fast as we could. Edward smashed the door
and there they were. Alice, The mysterious man, and Jasper, with
mysterious purple eyes.
"Surprised to see me?" the man and Jasper alisema at once.
'Twilight': Which 'New Moon' scene should debut on the MTV Movie Awards?
May 18, 2009, 07:00 PM | kwa Mandi Bierly
Categories: Film, Twilight, Waiting
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner will be on hand at May 31's MTV Movie Awards to introduce a never-before-seen clip from the The Twilight Saga: New Moon. The swali is: Which one do wewe most want to see? If wewe haven't read the sekunde book in Stephenie Meyer's series, STOP NOW. We're obviously talking SPOILERS here....
I vote for Bella jumping off the cliff -- that way we'll get to see how they handle her hearing Edward's voice, while they give us a visual because they want to put Pattinson on screen whenever possible -- au Bella running to stop Edward from stepping into the sun. I bet those will be too F/X-driven to be ready to screen in May, since the film doesn't open until November. (Ditto any scenes involving the mbwa mwitu Pack transforming....) Your pick? Bonus points if it's practical.
May 18, 2009, 07:00 PM | kwa Mandi Bierly
Categories: Film, Twilight, Waiting
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner will be on hand at May 31's MTV Movie Awards to introduce a never-before-seen clip from the The Twilight Saga: New Moon. The swali is: Which one do wewe most want to see? If wewe haven't read the sekunde book in Stephenie Meyer's series, STOP NOW. We're obviously talking SPOILERS here....
I vote for Bella jumping off the cliff -- that way we'll get to see how they handle her hearing Edward's voice, while they give us a visual because they want to put Pattinson on screen whenever possible -- au Bella running to stop Edward from stepping into the sun. I bet those will be too F/X-driven to be ready to screen in May, since the film doesn't open until November. (Ditto any scenes involving the mbwa mwitu Pack transforming....) Your pick? Bonus points if it's practical.