Emmett's POV.
All I ---- “Jasper!!!!” Alice's shriek cut me off. Tough Love.
“What is it ?” Jasper asked in a very Devil – May – Care voice. Why such drastic change with the remote control….I thought to myself. Must be another vision. “Holy Shit!” was all that came from my mouth along with a few profanities that would’ve got me in trouble if Esme au Carlisle had heard them. What I saw was totally umm…ah..aa…unrelated to what I thought. There were clothes all over the place and I swear I could not see the flooring of the room which was covered kwa 6 – inch heels (minimum 70).
This was beyond Esme au even Rose. Rose was strict enough to make me learn the difference between pumps, stilettos and stuff like that. “JAZZ!!! How could you!!! wewe just stepped on my precious little red pumps…you are so dead. How can wewe do that to me? Do wewe guys even know what it means to us girls…all that wewe care about is that dumbshit that wewe watch on T.V, I mean wewe call two boys running over a damn ball a game. All they get as a prize is a kick in the ass.” She screeched. Wow!! Now I know where the batteries of the remote are. He has got no balls man ! This is going to be fun. ”Al, please calm down. I promise that I’ll get wewe a new pair of those heels ---“ “Pumps” She corrected sounding like she could burst at any point. “Umm…yes that one. But please stop shouting the way wewe are. There are other fellows here. Stop it” Jasper pleaded.”Okay, baby…now where were we ? Ah yes!” She gasped and I could imagine the way her eyes would have popped out, when she alisema that. “Jasper Hale Whitlock” Pikachu spoke 5 notes lower than her normal speech, glaring at Jasper as if she would kill him with her looks alone. “Al..please stop doing this to me…come to the point.” Jasper pleaded. “Fine. wewe are going to wear this tomorrow during the fight” She pulled out a 1900’s combat clothes with a red feather on juu of a..umm…helmet. I laughed so hard that If I were human my lungs, intestines, liver, moyo and whatever there is there in the human body would have burst out in different directions. "Hhahahhahahaahhaaaa..Oh my God! ahahahaaaaaa"
That is when they noticed me spying on them and they eyed me suspiciously, though there was a tinge of embarrassment mixed in it. “May I know what has caused wewe to come here” Jasper asked irritated.I didn’t answer because I couldn’t. Still laughing hard and rolling on the ground I managed to choke out “I’m s..so…sorry.” Jasper raised his eyebrows while Alice frowned. “ I..uh.. better get going now.” I alisema after controlling myself. " Ughghh" I heard Jasper downstairs releasing a sound of pure frustration. I just shook my head and smiled. Couples are truly made in heavens, I thought. This thought again reminded me of Rose. It's amazing how everything...even the silliest of all the things can remind me of her. God created this universe...the heavens and the Earth but unfortunately au fortunately, he also gave us a soul that was bound kwa the upendo of our mate, a moyo that went crazy when wewe hear the voice of wewe lover, eyes that made it seem like it isn't gravity holding wewe to the Earth but it's just that one person and a spirit that made everything of zero - importance in front of Love.
Dear Lord,
wewe upendo playing games...especially chess. Let me remind wewe Lord that chess requires a sharp mind and a focused player. Let me also remind wewe that I have and am none of it. wewe sure have aliyopewa me...
upendo Check Mate....
Help me! -------Yours lovingly
Stupid Child.
All I ---- “Jasper!!!!” Alice's shriek cut me off. Tough Love.
“What is it ?” Jasper asked in a very Devil – May – Care voice. Why such drastic change with the remote control….I thought to myself. Must be another vision. “Holy Shit!” was all that came from my mouth along with a few profanities that would’ve got me in trouble if Esme au Carlisle had heard them. What I saw was totally umm…ah..aa…unrelated to what I thought. There were clothes all over the place and I swear I could not see the flooring of the room which was covered kwa 6 – inch heels (minimum 70).
This was beyond Esme au even Rose. Rose was strict enough to make me learn the difference between pumps, stilettos and stuff like that. “JAZZ!!! How could you!!! wewe just stepped on my precious little red pumps…you are so dead. How can wewe do that to me? Do wewe guys even know what it means to us girls…all that wewe care about is that dumbshit that wewe watch on T.V, I mean wewe call two boys running over a damn ball a game. All they get as a prize is a kick in the ass.” She screeched. Wow!! Now I know where the batteries of the remote are. He has got no balls man ! This is going to be fun. ”Al, please calm down. I promise that I’ll get wewe a new pair of those heels ---“ “Pumps” She corrected sounding like she could burst at any point. “Umm…yes that one. But please stop shouting the way wewe are. There are other fellows here. Stop it” Jasper pleaded.”Okay, baby…now where were we ? Ah yes!” She gasped and I could imagine the way her eyes would have popped out, when she alisema that. “Jasper Hale Whitlock” Pikachu spoke 5 notes lower than her normal speech, glaring at Jasper as if she would kill him with her looks alone. “Al..please stop doing this to me…come to the point.” Jasper pleaded. “Fine. wewe are going to wear this tomorrow during the fight” She pulled out a 1900’s combat clothes with a red feather on juu of a..umm…helmet. I laughed so hard that If I were human my lungs, intestines, liver, moyo and whatever there is there in the human body would have burst out in different directions. "Hhahahhahahaahhaaaa..Oh my God! ahahahaaaaaa"
That is when they noticed me spying on them and they eyed me suspiciously, though there was a tinge of embarrassment mixed in it. “May I know what has caused wewe to come here” Jasper asked irritated.I didn’t answer because I couldn’t. Still laughing hard and rolling on the ground I managed to choke out “I’m s..so…sorry.” Jasper raised his eyebrows while Alice frowned. “ I..uh.. better get going now.” I alisema after controlling myself. " Ughghh" I heard Jasper downstairs releasing a sound of pure frustration. I just shook my head and smiled. Couples are truly made in heavens, I thought. This thought again reminded me of Rose. It's amazing how everything...even the silliest of all the things can remind me of her. God created this universe...the heavens and the Earth but unfortunately au fortunately, he also gave us a soul that was bound kwa the upendo of our mate, a moyo that went crazy when wewe hear the voice of wewe lover, eyes that made it seem like it isn't gravity holding wewe to the Earth but it's just that one person and a spirit that made everything of zero - importance in front of Love.
Dear Lord,
wewe upendo playing games...especially chess. Let me remind wewe Lord that chess requires a sharp mind and a focused player. Let me also remind wewe that I have and am none of it. wewe sure have aliyopewa me...
upendo Check Mate....
Help me! -------Yours lovingly
Stupid Child.
kwa BUZZ BRADY , IrishCentral.com onyesha Biz Writer
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