Mafuatano ya Twilight Article: Things Bella Would Never Say ...

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posted by chocolate-bear

I found this hilarious orodha on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate wewe and I don't upendo wewe any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could wewe cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in upendo with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) wewe know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry, but I don't upendo wewe anymore. I've realized that my true upendo is Mike Newton. (Sent in by: Andy)
11) hujambo Edward, can wewe go bite Jacob? (Sent in by: Alex)
12) I've decided I don't want to become a vampire anymore. (Sent in by: Stephanie)
13) Good god Edward, wewe and I are both so perfectly tanned! (Sent in by: Mia)
14) Well, since I obviously smell so good to the vamps, maybe Jasper and I can hook up. inayofuata on my list: Carlisle and Emmett! (Sent in by: Courtney)
15) I think I'll just stay human. (Sent in by: Chris)
16) I don't want to be a vampire anymore. I enjoy being a human too much. (Sent in by: Megan)
17) Edward, I absoltuly hate the color of your eyes.
18) Kiss me, Mike! (Sent in by: Brianna)
19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! (Sent in by: Maddy)
20) Sorry Edward, I just used wewe to get to know Emmett. (Sent in by: Lilyn)
21) OH MY GOD. A vampire? And a WEREWOLF?! *runs away screaming frantically* (Sent in by: Phoebe)
22) Let's race! (Sent in by: Gabby)
23) I'm sorry Edward but I am just too coordinated to hang with wewe (Sent in by: Alexis)
24) Edward, I would just upendo it if wewe had red eyes! (Sent in by: Laura)
25) No Edward! Don't bite me! (Sent in by: Laura)
26) Alice, I hate wewe and wewe can't be my maid of honour! (Sent in by: Laura)
27) I wish Tyler had taken me to the prom (Sent in by: Laura)
Edward. I'm sorry, I just can't be with wewe anymore. I'm going back to Jacob, he still has a heartbeat. (Sent in by: Whitney)
28) Edward, will wewe bite me? I want to know what my blood tastes Edward, I don't want to be a vampire. And I'm going to go ask Aro to kill me. Adios, amigo! (Sent in by: Sara)
29) I wish wewe wouldn't breathe on me Edward - your breath stinks! (Sent in by: Sarah)
30) I'm going to the beach, pwani to get a tan! (Sent in by: Ella)
31) I rock at ALL sports! (Sent in by: Katie)
32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna)
33) Edward, let's go party! (Sent in by: Alysha)
34) I want a BIG wedding! (Sent in by: Mackenzie and Jennifer)
35) wewe know, why did wewe have to kill James? I really loved him wewe know! (Sent in by: Bubbles and Pussycat)
36) Can we pleeeeeeeeease go play sports? (Sent in by: India)
I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope wewe don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)
37) Mike Newton is a stud muffin! (Sent in by: Jennifer)
38) wewe feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... (Sent in by: Laura)
39) Alice, lets have a sleepover. We can paint our nails, and do our hair, and even spend money! (Sent in by: Samm44)
40) Edward, I just dated wewe to get the coupe. Sorry. (Sent in by: Sam)
41) Edward, wewe are the cheese to my macaroni. (Sent in by: Allie)
42) Alice, wewe throw the best parties!! I upendo them!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
43) Y'know, when I jumped off that cliff? I really was trying to commit suicide. (Sent in by: Doriz)
44) hujambo Edward, how about wewe go with Esme and I hook up with Carlisle. (Sent in by: Samara)
45) Edward, I used wewe to get Jacob. (Sent in by: Alysha)
46) Let's go to the PROM, Edward!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
47) Eddy, I'm thinking of dying my hair blonde and going the cheerleaders, whatca think? (Sent in by: Amy)
48) I was thinking we could honeymoon on the beach, pwani in Hawaii! (Sent in by: Kelsey)
49) wewe know Edward, I think when I'm a vampire we should get a dog! (Sent in by: Shelby)
50) Edward, I think it's really creepy how wewe watch me when I sleep. Please stop. (Sent in by: Alice)

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funnyshawna heres one ooh, sleepover! fun!

tnme Here is one: Sorry Edward, I want Jacob's baby

wildcats13 13) Good god Edward, you and I are so perfectly tanned! 19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! 38) You feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... Haha... these are my favs!!! Hilarious. LMAO

zeri95 i love 41 "Edward, you are the cheese to my macaroni" rotfl literally i crack up whenever i read it!!i also like:21,19 and 46 great job guys!!

BellaSwanCullen 3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma) SHE SAID IT TO HER FATHER WHEN SHE WAS ESCAPING 4) Charlie, could you cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade) SAID IT WHEN SHE WASNT FEELING GOOD, 2nd or 3rd BOOK

BellaSwanCullen 32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna) Ya, TO BE NICE..

hajra "God, Edward, get over yourself already!" Haha I LOVE Edward...<3

Jakesgirl94 this is something bella would never say "A baby ,with Edward? I'd rather have puppies!"

IcelandGirl812 These are funny, but on page 431 of Breaking Dawn she says "I'll race you" so #22 doesn't really apply anymore....

hello93 number 44 and 49 are my favorites !! XD

dogluverof2 this is so funny, i love all of it

hellgirl223 lol @ 18!

twilighter-duh i love # 47 its hilirous

jem_ This doesn't have a number --->"I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope you don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)"..It's right above number 36. Btw, I love the list it's so funny xP.

taelor4twilight LMAO here's one: "*sigh* Well... Edward see, when you were gone i sort of had a little fun with Jessica, Mike, Tyler, Jacob, Seth, Angela, Leah, Emily, Quil, Billy, Embry and Eric... if u kno what i mean." "Edward, Jacob told me he's madly in love in with you. But i think we can work sumthing out here. I'll take you on weekends!"

sampot haha... heres 1: "Jake could we get married???"

7_steph_7 heres one, renesmee, i hate you, im leaving you and your dad adn marrying paul. XD

7_steph_7 i like numbers 8, 13, 17, 19, 21, 23, 30, 37, 38, 39, 41, and 50! theyre awesome! lol

babina lol! that was hilarious my fave: 12,10,44,49 and many others here is another 1: damn it Edward won't you stop kissing me!

werewolflover 21 is FUNNY.i like things that involve screamin.

Inmagic_x3 38 LMAO XD

percyandpotter Edward: *leaning in to make Bella a vampire* Bella: Oh, wait, I changed my mind.

lysolwipe Oh my gosh these where so funny! I really liked 41. 41) Edward, you are the cheese in my macaroni!

twilight_james i liked 1-50!! they are ALL awesome!

XD3 #13 was just someone over thinking cuz it was gay

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Is STONECRAFT the new TWILIGHT? Jenni Frendswith: mwandishi Interview

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now available in trade paperback, coming soon to Kindle

I [Edward Fairfax] was lucky enough to be able to sit down with Jenni Frendswith, the mwandishi of the new novel Stonecraft, now available on Amazon.com. Her book is a part of a web-hosting program at the homesite of mwandishi Fletcher Rhoden (fletcherrhoden.com/links) where there is contact information and a discount code and link. In the interests of full disclosure, my own book maoni of a Progressive Christian is also on the site.

Q: This is your first book, Jenni. What made wewe want to write, and why this story?
A: Well, I’ve always been a reader, read just about anything I could find. I guess...

I feel cheated kwa Kristen Stewart..

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wewe could see it in his eyes.... that he really truly loved Kristen.

You could see it in his eyes.... that he really truly loved Kristen.

Please keep in mind that some of this is my opinion and from what I've read.I'm not trying to convince anybody.Everybody has their own opinion, so please respect mine.

Yes. I feel cheated kwa Kristen Stewart,(Not quite in the same way as Rob, of course, but cheated nonetheless.)I really can't believe she would do this.I was very shocked when I read about all this.
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upendo Check Mate : Chapter 14 - The Fight

posted by emmaliecullen18

Brothers from different mothers!!

All thanks to love_bites and teamjane99 for their constant support and advice. : D
This is gonna be a little long cause I'm not uploading chaps till Thursday!

Emmett's POV.
Nothing happened. Absolutely nothing. No fight between the Pikachu and Controller. Just a little laugh from Edward after disclosing my secret pet names for both of them. He of course, had agreed with the names. The saa never seemed to pass. I knew that no one would be hopping and jumping and screaming that they are up for a fight but also I didn't expect that they would be as boring as staring a rock. As I had nothing...

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Kristen Stewart on Robert Pattinson: 'We Will Work Together Again'

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Stewart told Lyons, “Oh dude, we will work together again. And I'm not being coy, but sometimes I have a few actors that I worked with before that I'm like, ‘We have to keep doing this together’ and he's definitely one of them.”

Pattinson, who has been uandishi scripts on the side, concurred. “I would...

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upendo Check Mate: Chapter 9

posted by emmaliecullen18

Hahahaa..hhehee..

Edward's POV

If 2 days before someone had come up to me and alisema that Em's dad was an asshole and that Rosa would be kidnapped let alone kwa Royce the sucker, I would've thought that the person is definitely some mix breed of some werewolf and a mentally challenged human.(I mean both lack common sense...) Well......considering the current situation everything seemed like a new mystery box. Like a never - ending maze. For now we can do nothing for the fear of Rose's immortality(they live forever ,duh! )
The letter alisema tha -----

"Emmett stop!! What are wewe trying to prove son??...

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Cold ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

God and His priests and His kings
All were waiting
All will wait
As they go over

Mmm, held between heaven and hell
As they're dancing
As they dance over and over
Over

Cold
Cold

Crimson and bare as I stand
Yours completely
Yours as we go over

Sing for the lion and kondoo, mwana-kondoo
Their hearts are hunting
Still hearts hold ever and ever
Ever

Cold
Cold

God and His priests and His kings
Turn their faces
Even they feel the cold
Ooooooh, ooooooh

What wewe are given
Can't be forgotten
And never forsaken

What wewe are given
Can't be forgotten
And never forsaken

What wewe are given
Can't be forgotten

Cold

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upendo Check Mate: Chapter 8

posted by emmaliecullen18

Emmett's POV.

"My moyo broke into a million pieces."

Finally Emmett, I have my Rose with me kwa my side. If wewe even dare to try to get her back, I assure wewe that I WILL AWARD wewe WITH HER ASHES ,Rosalie is none of your business now, wewe moron. I know your truth, the truth that will end your so lovey - dovey relationship and turn it into a cold war in absolutely no time.Be sure of that. My mouth will remain shut till wewe don't dare to follow us. She is mine Forever.MINE. Forget her for the rest of the eternity.

ROYCE KING 2

I growled loudly while kusoma the last 2 lines. 'She's mine Forever....

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I Didn't Mean It ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Hoo-hoo
Hoo-hoo
Hoo-hoo
Hoo-hoo

I drove a nail in the bottom of my walking boot
So I wail every time I hit the floor
I'm dragging and I'm bleeding
I'm begging and I'm pleading
‘Cause I thought wewe had another
And wewe cannot have another lover
Hoo

I don't believe in loving with a ball and chain
‘Cause I feel how it crippled me inside
I thought wewe were a cheating
I couldn't kubeba wewe leaving
Now I know wewe didn't do it
I need wewe to believe me

When I say I didn't mean it
I didn't mean it
When I alisema I didn't mean it
Baby, I didn't mean it
Hoo-hoo
Hoo-hoo
Hoo-hoo
Hoo-hoo

So I accused wewe wrong
Now I'm the guilty one...