“Are wewe OK?” a musical voice said. I jumped about a foot off the ground. “Do wewe need any help?” the voice alisema again.
I looked down at my leg, but then I remembered my fear of hospitals. Would this person try to take me to a hospital? au would they just leave me alone? That was when I looked up and realised that I must have been dreaming.
“Hey, there. Do wewe need…? Oh! Jasper, stay there. She’s bleeding.” The girl said. I recognised her face immediately, but I didn’t say anything. I didn’t want to freak anyone out, like I normally do.
“I’m OK Alice, I can smell it, but I think I can control myself.” Jasper said.
Alice looked at me questioningly. “What were wewe doing to do that?!?!?!?!” she exclaimed, while putting a tourniquet around my right thigh.
“I… I was trying to climb the tree. I know, stupid thing to do.” I admitted.
“Here, I’ll help wewe to the hospital. Put your arm over my shoulder.” Alice said, helpfully. But I didn’t budge.
“What? What’s wrong?” Jasper asked.
“Pppplease don’t make me go there. BAD experiences. I hhhate hospitals.” I stuttered, suddenly realising that it was raining, and I was cold and wet.
“Could we just take her to the house?” Jasper said. “At least it’s warm there.”
“Good Idea.” Alice said. Then her lips started trembling, but there was no sound coming out. I wondered what she was saying to Jasper. Then I realised, their skin was cold, and they had no gloves on. How could they ‘disguise’ themselves from me if I couldn’t walk? I debated with myself internally on whether to tell them I knew their secret au not. That was when Alice alisema the words “She’s going to find out anyway.” Just loud enough for me to hear. I decided to tell them.
“I already know your secret.” I whispered, knowing they would hear me.
They both crouched down near me, their eyes fierce but also questioning.
“What do wewe mean, secret?” Jasper asked.
“You’re… You’re…”I couldn’t say it, I didn’t know what they would do to me. “Vampires.” I whispered.
“Told wewe she would know!” Alice squealed. I jumped again, not expecting the sudden outburst of laughter from the pixie-faced girl. Jasper seemed confused.
“How did wewe already know?” he asked, his voice soft and trusting. I didn’t trust him yet, but I still answered.
“I read a series of vitabu about your family… called ‘twilight’. Um… are we in Forks?” I said, quickly changing the subject.
“Yes!” Alice squealed. I was beginning to get a little freaked out kwa Alice’s ecstatic mood. Shouldn’t she be angry that I, and obviously many other people, knew their secret? But then again it was just a book. Not based on any real life people, just on a dream. Jasper seemed to share my exact feelings; au was he making me feel like this.
Jasper whispered to me, “Come on, we’ll take wewe back to the house now. After all, we are just ‘fictional characters’. No one will believe wewe if wewe do decide to say that we are real.” I nodded. In my head I always told myself that they were real, even though I knew that they weren’t. So we started making our way back to the Cullen’s house. Well, Alice and Jasper started. Alsice insisted on giving me a piggyback. Since I’d cut my leg and found out I could hardly walk, well, I didn’t refuse. We came to the river and just when I was about to object, they both took 3 massive paces and jumped lithely over onto the other side.
“Holy Cow!” I said. “You could have aliyopewa me some notice; wewe scared me half to death!!!!”
“Sorry!” Alice bubbled. “Well, we’re almost there. Carlisle can fix wewe up, and then we can talk about what we’re going to do with you.”
Oh crap, I thought. Will they kill me? au change me? I wasn’t sure. I was feeling very anxious, and Jasper told me to calm down, but I fought what he was trying to make me feel.
-Renesmee-
kwa the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes wewe look cute."
"Are wewe on his side au mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be zaidi supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
kwa the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
kwa the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes wewe look cute."
"Are wewe on his side au mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be zaidi supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
kwa the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
10. Tell him only to address wewe in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have zaidi fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? upendo thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the dawati in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy au McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have zaidi fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? upendo thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the dawati in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy au McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
