hujambo guys.
I know we attempted a shabiki fiction contest a while back but there wasn't much interest in it. I've been noticing lately that a lot zaidi people are uandishi on here, there are a lot of good stories.
I guess if there is enough interest we will decide on themes, word limits, judges, and a prize....that is if wewe guys want to do this.
Just reply to this, au send me a pm!
And now I will just ramble because this needs to be a certain length before I can post it.
so incase wewe were wondering, I write shabiki fiction too.
Here is a link to a one shot that I wrote for a contest a couple months ago.
link
This should be long enough.
I hope wewe guys want to do this!!
***Just wanted to let everyone know that whatever material wewe enter for this contest is most likely going to be a "One shot", wewe are not able to use an existing story with multiple chapters.
I guess, just think of a situation you've always imagined and write it out. We good for that?***
Don't start uandishi yet though, we have to set a word count and stuff, I just want to see who all is interested and then get everything situated.
I know we attempted a shabiki fiction contest a while back but there wasn't much interest in it. I've been noticing lately that a lot zaidi people are uandishi on here, there are a lot of good stories.
I guess if there is enough interest we will decide on themes, word limits, judges, and a prize....that is if wewe guys want to do this.
Just reply to this, au send me a pm!
And now I will just ramble because this needs to be a certain length before I can post it.
so incase wewe were wondering, I write shabiki fiction too.
Here is a link to a one shot that I wrote for a contest a couple months ago.
link
This should be long enough.
I hope wewe guys want to do this!!
***Just wanted to let everyone know that whatever material wewe enter for this contest is most likely going to be a "One shot", wewe are not able to use an existing story with multiple chapters.
I guess, just think of a situation you've always imagined and write it out. We good for that?***
Don't start uandishi yet though, we have to set a word count and stuff, I just want to see who all is interested and then get everything situated.
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the moyo with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
Source: link
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the moyo with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
Source: link
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that wewe and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her wewe are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that wewe and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her wewe are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link