TWIHARD
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga kwa Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true upendo & upendo at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF wewe ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. wewe constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an saa for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important siku of the week.
3. wewe dream of going to Forks, au living in Forks.
4. wewe have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but wewe wish Wanyonya damu totally existed so wewe can marry one.
6. wewe refer to Twilight as "literary crack" au a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied alisema literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your inayopendelewa matunda is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your inayopendelewa flowers.
10. Whenever wewe hear "Girlfriend" kwa Avril Lavigne, wewe can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When wewe grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. wewe dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. wewe look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. wewe upendo running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. wewe hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. wewe dream about killing Bella so wewe can tarehe Edward.
19. If wewe could have one wish, it would be that wewe were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. wewe hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All wewe want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. wewe have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so wewe can pretend your with Edward.
24. wewe have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, wewe have ordered uyoga ravioli and a coke.
26. wewe know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward aliiba his cookies.
27. All of your Marafiki think wewe need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with bila mpangilio strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. wewe are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profaili is either dedicated to Twilight, au has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, aliyopewa yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. wewe enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since wewe know they are only taking out your inayopendelewa quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and wewe jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. wewe have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and wewe took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. wewe felt betrayed when wewe found out Edward would drive a hatchback instead of the s60 r.
40. wewe refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz au Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, wewe are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause wewe want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga kwa Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true upendo & upendo at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF wewe ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. wewe constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an saa for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important siku of the week.
3. wewe dream of going to Forks, au living in Forks.
4. wewe have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but wewe wish Wanyonya damu totally existed so wewe can marry one.
6. wewe refer to Twilight as "literary crack" au a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied alisema literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your inayopendelewa matunda is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your inayopendelewa flowers.
10. Whenever wewe hear "Girlfriend" kwa Avril Lavigne, wewe can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When wewe grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. wewe dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. wewe look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. wewe upendo running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. wewe hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. wewe dream about killing Bella so wewe can tarehe Edward.
19. If wewe could have one wish, it would be that wewe were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. wewe hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All wewe want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. wewe have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so wewe can pretend your with Edward.
24. wewe have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, wewe have ordered uyoga ravioli and a coke.
26. wewe know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward aliiba his cookies.
27. All of your Marafiki think wewe need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with bila mpangilio strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. wewe are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profaili is either dedicated to Twilight, au has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, aliyopewa yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. wewe enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since wewe know they are only taking out your inayopendelewa quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and wewe jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. wewe have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and wewe took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. wewe felt betrayed when wewe found out Edward would drive a hatchback instead of the s60 r.
40. wewe refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz au Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, wewe are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause wewe want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
CRITICALLY IMPORTANT STUFF wewe SHOULD KNOW:
1) I have created my own spot for Sunrise, and sasisho will now be ilitumwa there.
2) See my profaili "spots Bella_Swan3 has joined" for zaidi information. Sunrise is the spot with the red rose.
3) All awali Sunrise chapters have been reposted there as well.
4) Thank wewe to Swhit2, who encouraged me to create my own spot.
5) If wewe see it and wewe liked Sunrise, please jiunge it.
6) Please do not post makala on my spot unless it is a review, but wewe are free to add questions, picks, pictures, foramu topics, videos(if wewe find anything that's relevant), viungo au chemsha bongo questions.
Thank wewe once again to everyone who ever ametoa maoni and rated Sunrise. I upendo wewe people!
1) I have created my own spot for Sunrise, and sasisho will now be ilitumwa there.
2) See my profaili "spots Bella_Swan3 has joined" for zaidi information. Sunrise is the spot with the red rose.
3) All awali Sunrise chapters have been reposted there as well.
4) Thank wewe to Swhit2, who encouraged me to create my own spot.
5) If wewe see it and wewe liked Sunrise, please jiunge it.
6) Please do not post makala on my spot unless it is a review, but wewe are free to add questions, picks, pictures, foramu topics, videos(if wewe find anything that's relevant), viungo au chemsha bongo questions.
Thank wewe once again to everyone who ever ametoa maoni and rated Sunrise. I upendo wewe people!
-Renesmee-
I terminate the call, and scream at the juu of my lungs. It takes Carlisle and Rosalie thirty two sekunde to reach me. The other Cullens are out hunting.
I find I can only speak in short bursts, so I focus only on Carlisle's voice, asking me what happened. I try to answer, but then, oh joy, zaidi pain.
* * *
I've been in labour for the past eight hours now. Imagine, just for a moment, that Rosalie is capable of PMS. And that simultaneously, someone's hidden her hair products, her iPod, her BMW, and her laptop. I was currently in a mood that would make that look like a kitten having a tantrum.
I broke Jacob's wrist kwa accident.
I terminate the call, and scream at the juu of my lungs. It takes Carlisle and Rosalie thirty two sekunde to reach me. The other Cullens are out hunting.
I find I can only speak in short bursts, so I focus only on Carlisle's voice, asking me what happened. I try to answer, but then, oh joy, zaidi pain.
* * *
I've been in labour for the past eight hours now. Imagine, just for a moment, that Rosalie is capable of PMS. And that simultaneously, someone's hidden her hair products, her iPod, her BMW, and her laptop. I was currently in a mood that would make that look like a kitten having a tantrum.
I broke Jacob's wrist kwa accident.
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Bella's Pov.
"ESME!!!!!!!" As I ran over towards her.
"Uh...where am I?" Esme alisema wearily.
"Bella?"
"Jasper?"
"Hey Bella, I um...am sorry for causing wewe all this trouble. I didn't mean to.
I did feel sad that, I never got to marry you. That's whay I didn't come to your
party. Then, Esme came. Something really strange happened. She turned
purple and then, she was in a cloak. Then, she put me under a spell to follow'
whatever she says. I tried to stop her, but it was too late. She told me that
I would regret asking wewe out for the rest of my-"
"MOMMY!!!!!" Renesmee shouted.
"It's always my ple-MOM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
"We have to get her to Carisle. I will explain what I told Bella," Jasper alisema calmly.
Suddenly, everyone took three steps away from Jasper.
"It's okay guys. He's back to normal," I said.
Edward replied sharply, "Well how can we prove it!?"
"I will onyesha you."
Then, Jasper hugged Edward.
"ESME!!!!!!!" As I ran over towards her.
"Uh...where am I?" Esme alisema wearily.
"Bella?"
"Jasper?"
"Hey Bella, I um...am sorry for causing wewe all this trouble. I didn't mean to.
I did feel sad that, I never got to marry you. That's whay I didn't come to your
party. Then, Esme came. Something really strange happened. She turned
purple and then, she was in a cloak. Then, she put me under a spell to follow'
whatever she says. I tried to stop her, but it was too late. She told me that
I would regret asking wewe out for the rest of my-"
"MOMMY!!!!!" Renesmee shouted.
"It's always my ple-MOM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
"We have to get her to Carisle. I will explain what I told Bella," Jasper alisema calmly.
Suddenly, everyone took three steps away from Jasper.
"It's okay guys. He's back to normal," I said.
Edward replied sharply, "Well how can we prove it!?"
"I will onyesha you."
Then, Jasper hugged Edward.
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
small microwavable bowl (discardable)
Stirrer (discardable spoon au skewer)
Eyeshadow au body shimmer au pigment (the color wewe want your lipgloss)
Lipgloss container w/ lid
Procedure:
1.scoop some petroleum jelly in the small microwavable bowl (more petroleum zaidi lipgloss!)
2.Microwave for 5minutes au until completely melted.
3.Take out the melted petroleum jelly (carefull it's hot) and scoop in some eyeshadow for color. Put eyeshadow until wewe reach your desired shade.
4.Mix the mixture well. Then carefully pour the mixture into the container.
5.put the lipgloss in the container in the freezer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip: To make flavored lipgloss mix in kool-aid to the melted petroleum instead then continue regularly.(careful WILL stain lips)
Petroleum Jelly
small microwavable bowl (discardable)
Stirrer (discardable spoon au skewer)
Eyeshadow au body shimmer au pigment (the color wewe want your lipgloss)
Lipgloss container w/ lid
Procedure:
1.scoop some petroleum jelly in the small microwavable bowl (more petroleum zaidi lipgloss!)
2.Microwave for 5minutes au until completely melted.
3.Take out the melted petroleum jelly (carefull it's hot) and scoop in some eyeshadow for color. Put eyeshadow until wewe reach your desired shade.
4.Mix the mixture well. Then carefully pour the mixture into the container.
5.put the lipgloss in the container in the freezer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip: To make flavored lipgloss mix in kool-aid to the melted petroleum instead then continue regularly.(careful WILL stain lips)
Edwards pov
"Bella family meeting " I alisema while eating my elk.
"okay i am ready are you?"
"yes "
So we so we started to run au race i would say to the family meeting . When we all got there and got seated the meeting started .
Carlise Pov
"thank wewe guys for coming to the meeting , and sorry for interrupted your hunting time . But we have some important news " i said
" what is it Carlise " edward alisema very serious
"Well esmee and i have decied to leave are coven and come back in a mwaka au so okay and wewe guys can leave if wewe want to . But I am Going to start kwa asking rose and emmett . so what is your desion ."isaid "well rose and i have decideed to go away for a little while and come back when wewe come back ,and we will not be enrolling in forks this year.." emment said
"okay alice ,jasper are wewe leaving au staying" i alisema " well we are staying " alice chimed in.
"Bella family meeting " I alisema while eating my elk.
"okay i am ready are you?"
"yes "
So we so we started to run au race i would say to the family meeting . When we all got there and got seated the meeting started .
Carlise Pov
"thank wewe guys for coming to the meeting , and sorry for interrupted your hunting time . But we have some important news " i said
" what is it Carlise " edward alisema very serious
"Well esmee and i have decied to leave are coven and come back in a mwaka au so okay and wewe guys can leave if wewe want to . But I am Going to start kwa asking rose and emmett . so what is your desion ."isaid "well rose and i have decideed to go away for a little while and come back when wewe come back ,and we will not be enrolling in forks this year.." emment said
"okay alice ,jasper are wewe leaving au staying" i alisema " well we are staying " alice chimed in.