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posted by Sk8bordNewMoon
Thanks for the idea TwilightSagaLdy!

I don't know if wewe could really call it a party. Everyone just sat around and talked. All the sudden asked to see me and Sawyer in the dining room. We went in there, she looked sort of sick. Alice, whats wrong? Sawyer asked. The Volturi is coming to kill wewe two. I haven't look for the others, but I saw him killing wewe two. Alice said. Why, I thought they wanted me to be a vampire? I asked Alice. They do but they think the family is to big, so there going to wipe out 2 of the newest members. Alice said. No, no they can't do this. Look, I will just turn into a human and than they won't kill us. I said. No, they'll night see it coming, they might kill wewe if they think your human. Alice said. Sawyer put his arm around me to comfront me, but nothing could comfront me. How long do we have? I asked. It's between 1 au 2 mounths. ALice said. Good we have time to learn to fight. I said. Are wewe nuts, we can't the Volturi! Sawyer said. Well I'm not going down without a fight. I told them. Okay, lets just go back to the party, everyone except the humans have heard our conversation, so lets not tell them. ALice said. Sawyer kissed me in the lips. I can't go into there and not know that this might be one of the last times we spend as one big family. I told Sawyer. I know, but lets try. Sawyer alisema as he hugged me. We went back in there and acted like we never had the convrsation with Alice. It was very hard. I felt Jasper controling my feeling, I looked over, he sort of pulled them back but than I smiled and he gave them back. It was nice to have Jasper powers.
Billy, Charlie, and Sue Clearwater left at 9. Than it was the Cullen and the warewolves. I sat at the end of the kitanda with my knees on the kitanda and my hand around my legs while leaning on Sawyer. He had his arm around me. everyone was in the living room, most of the people were on the floor. Jasper, I want wewe to teach me to fight. I alisema out loud.I couldn't stand the quietness of the room, just people breathing and the tv going.He got up and went outside, I jumped up and followed him. Sawyer was behind me, than it was Emmett, and everyone else. Everyone mad a big mduara, duara around Jasper. Okay, most of wewe will remember how to fight, so it will be a reveiw/practice for you, but some are new so just hang tight for a minute.-Jasper said. I was so excited, I could wipe the grin off my face. I didn't know why I was excited about learding to fight au why I was smiling. Okay, there is no easy way to fighting, escpically if they are new borns. Jasper said. wewe sure are excited about learning to fight.-Sawyer said. Yeah, well if it was fun when I was human, it has to even zaidi fun now. I told Sawyer. Okay, Emmett if wewe would please help me. Emmett got out there, they started dancing in circles, Emmett went to grab Jasper, Jasper moved right before Emmett came at him. Jasper had Emmett pinned to the ground for not even a second, than Emmett grabbed Jasper and put him in a head lock, Jasper couldn't get out of it cause Emmett was so strong. This was the first time I was getting to than fight, when I was human it was all a blur since they moved os fast. Okay, who's next? Jasper asked around the circle. Sawyer pushed me out. Sawyer! I alisema sort of quietly. It's okay Zoe, I'll go easy on you. Jasper said. OKay, we started going in circles, I was kind of nerves now. Jasper came at me, I flew into the air, landed right behind and grabbed him. Jasper slipped out of my grip, cause it wasn't tight. I wasn't paying attion we Jasper gripped me. All the sudden I changed into into a monkey, which would let me out of his grip, since I was a monkey I decide to get on juu of his head.He garbbed me again, I turn back into a vampire and he couldn't get his arms around me since he was grabbing a small monkey. Jasper put is hand out telling me to time out. OKay, your doing really good but what are wewe gonna do wehn wewe have to fight 2 people? Jasper asked. Emmett joined in with us. It was a lot harder fighting 2, I had to keep my eyes on Jasper and Emmett. Emmett and Jasper were coming at me, Jasper from the side and Emmett straight for me. I flew intot he air, I didn't even think about it, it just happened like that. I stayed up there for 5 seconds. Emmett jumped up and grabbed my foot and slammed me towards the ground. I didn't know what to do, I turned into Rose, I knew that would have stopped him from beating me against the earth.
posted by demilovatirocks
This takes place after Edward and the rest of the Cullens leaves Bella in New Moon.Here are the characters.They have a lot of different names.Some of the names i mixed up.There are some vampires.Some names are my Marafiki and family but that is the person's real name in the story.You can use these people as wewe au people wewe know.

Bella swan a.k.a Demi Lovato,Alex Russo,and Alana Azel
Nicknames:Aly,Dems and some more
Bella is half vampire and half wizard.

Ashley Tisdale a.k.a Sharpay Russo
Ashley is a wizard.

Kevin Jonas is a vampire along with his three brothers.His brothers are Joe,Nick,and Frankie.

Selena Gomez a.k.a Emily Russo
Selena is a wizard.

Sonny Monroe is Demi Lovato in real life.
Sonny is a wizard.

There are going to be a few zaidi parts.
posted by AliceHaleCullen
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” kwa the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room au says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” kwa Madonna.
posted by Edward_lover101
Reneseme was the size of a 7 mwaka old. But she was only a few weeks old. I was fixing her a cup of blood before bed. A little vampire who sleeps. Edward and I tucked her into her bed, and truned out the light. We walked into the living room.
"Edward?" I asked as I was sitting.
"Yes" Edward sat beside me.
"Where are the others?"
"They each got their own house. Except Alice and Jasper, I told them they could stay with us. There out hunting right now. Is that ok?"
"That's fine." I alisema leaning to kiss him. We were interuped kwa a knock at the door. I got up to answer the door. Edward grabed my hand...
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posted by jamiesue00
I never left our house; I never left my kitanda for too long. Alice and Rose would come kwa and try to get me out of kitanda but, it never worked. I would end up screaming at them and throwing what was closest to me at the ukuta inayofuata to them. I knew I should feel bad for being so mean to them, but I couldn’t really feel anything. Everyone was trying to push me to get on with my life. Mom, Rose and Alice would come kwa everyday and try different methods to get me out of bed. Sometimes they would sit and not say anything. Other times they would get angry and try to force me to get out of bed. It just...
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posted by Twilight597
well i dont have anything to say but here u go and the stupid disclaimer:yeah i dont own twilight and never will so here chapter 1


Today was the last siku of school and we're leaving tonight for our plane to Forks. As I waited for my sister’s class to let out, I was thinking about Wanyonya damu and Edward Cullen.

I heard a loud cheer from the class and the doors opened . Hannah and her Marafiki came out, joking and laughing about something.

“Hannah, come on.  We have to finish packing for Forks,.” I said, as I dragged her away from her friends. “Oh my gosh, Hannah, don’t forget to look for...
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posted by Brown_x_Eyes
Alice Cullen (born Mary Alice Brandon) is the adopted daughter of Carlisle and Esme, adoptive sister of Edward, Rosalie, and Emmett, and wife of Jasper. Alice is described as being petite and pixie-like at 4 ft 10 in (1.5 m), with a graceful gait and hair that is short, spiky, and black. Her special ability is to see the future, an enhanced version of her ability to have premonitions as a human. However, her ability is limited; she is only able to see the outcome of a decision once it is made. Due to this, decisions made in the spur of the moment can not be foreseen. Alice can see futures involving...
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posted by Inmagic_x3
This is what Ive read on a Twilight-site.

"EVERYBODY STOP LIKING TWILIGHT!!
Please! I beg of you, do not like Twilight. I hate this. I use to upendo Twilight way back in October 2007 and I totally got made fun of because I liked it so much, now almost 2 years later the people who laughed at me for kusoma it are OBSESSED and its not fair.
Also, all wewe Twlight lovers, i hope wewe realize that those Meyerpires arent even real vampires. they are poser vampires, which is why they are Meyerpires. She needs to do some research cause she got it all wrong.

Every time I go out of the house, I see, hear,...
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posted by CharmedVamp101
I led Liz down the stairs, even happier than before. I was positive that, if I was being honest with myself, that Liz was the real deal. I smiled at her, suddenly anxious. What if this freaked her out and she ran? I don't think I could live through that, but I did promise her, and I couldn't break my promise. I wanted her to know everything about me, absolutely everything, except the worst part of my life. Those horrible 10 years where I was really a monster, when I drank human blood. That memory keeps me from doing it again, that is why I've fought so hard to keep from that, not to mention...
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posted by bitten_byedward
Ch 9


A/N: I own no copyright. No characters are mine except Ms.Daniels. Sorry it took my so long. Busy/Writers block. New story line. Sort of. Plz R&R!



Bella POV

3 MONTHS LATER

I. Was. Pathetic.

Over the past three months, my life had changed dramatically. I went from having a fairy tale life to having a screwed over life.

I rebelled. Went against the man. I lived in the principals office now. I went from straight A's, nice reputation, perfect actually. To bad to the bone.

I missed him. And his family. I had nightmares about them.

I missed Jake. I had just became Marafiki with him........
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10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.

9. Call him a space heater.

8. Tell him that mbwa make good pets, not good partners.

7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim wewe have imprinted. Say wewe upendo him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.

Source: link
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the moyo with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”

Source: link
posted by CharmedVamp101
I walked out of the room to Edward, my savior.
"You didn't have to wait for me,"how easy it was to act like I didn't care,"you don't have to take me home."
"I don't have to, but... I want to."
"Are wewe sure wewe don't have a problem with this?"
"Of course not, now I know wewe just got released, but I thought I might treat wewe to dinner."
"That would be really great, wewe know, you're really great."
Oh no, I can't believe I just alisema that.
"Thank you."
He looked into my eyes.
I wonder what he's thinking right now. I wonder if he's thinking about me. Maybe he likes me too. Maybe, no no no, I just...
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posted by sh0rtiinedward
I was pretty sure that since the horrific experience with the voltuari, our happy ever after will begin but something strange is happening to me I been having visions and this is very weird, because the vision thing is Alice's job not mine, but what I realize is that maybe are just memories from my human life, so this doesn't bother me anymore.
What I have to do is take care of my little Angel and don't worry about these stupid visions.
im planning to spend zaidi time with Nessi, she just turned 4 years Old but she looks like a 14 mwaka Old girl, She is so beautiful with pale and smooth skin, brown...
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It has come to my attention that the majibu feature is frequently used incorrectly in the Twilight Spot. I have seen numerous maswali such as.." Who is hotter, Edward au Jacob," au "What is your inayopendelewa book from the series?" It is okay to ask maswali like this (even though they start to get repetitive) but please use the Pick feature, which is made for oppinionated majibu and questions.

The majibu Feature is meant for FACTUAL maswali only. I have seen other spots and it seems to me that the Twilight Spot is a perfect example for wrongly placed questions.

I'm just stating a concern and hope that i helped a small bit. Here is a great makala kwa Cinders, from the fanpop Etiquette spot that does a great job explaining the majibu Feature.

link

Thanks for listening to me rant :p
posted by vampiress015
I just have to say that this isn't really Twilight fan-fiction, nor Harry Potter for that matter. It's a mix. I noticed on fan-fiction.net that loads of people were uandishi them, so I thought I'd give it a go myself. So, anyway, here it is:

Chapter One- The Essence of a Fan

'Edward, we upendo you!'
'No, I upendo him more'
'I swear on Jacob's life that I upendo Edward zaidi than you'
'How does that work? wewe don't even like Jacob'
'Do too, I'm on Team Switzerland'
'Then wewe can't upendo Edward more- wewe upendo them both'
'Edward come back!'
Harry jumped out the way as two screaming girls flew past. His...
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posted by sweet_twilight
This is a passage from part of Kaleb's blog at "The Twilight Guy" website link The specific section of this post was taken from Kaleb's review of Chapter 20 link from Eclipse. I found this hilarious when I first came across it.


{I was sitting in the school cafe earlier today, minding my own business and getting some uandishi done, when I overheard a conversation at the meza, jedwali inayofuata to me that went something like this:

Guy 1: Jonas Brothers fangirls are the creepiest girls ever. What is with them?

Guy 2: No man, the Jonas Brothers fangirls are nothing compared to TWILIGHTERS.

-all guys murmur in unified...
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posted by teamrobert48
I think we upendo it because its romantic and we all wish we had some one like Edward Cullen to swoop over and take us away that would be great,right? Personally I like the REAL Robert Pattinson zaidi than the charecter and would upendo to meet him I mean who wouldnt but I dont know about wewe but I for one beleive in what most people dont beleive in, such as vampires,faries,mermaids wewe know stuff such as that,call me crazy but I really do even I cant explain why I upendo that Stephanie Meyers created this story I upendo this story like no other why I upendo it so much is a mystery to me.
posted by Raechelll
TWILIGHT
"B+" Rating kwa Robert W. Hammerle

Catherine Hardwicke's "Twilight" reflects all the wondrous awkwardness and charm of teenage angst. It is innocent, beguiling, stumbling and romantic. It makes wewe long for the days when most of us suppressed desires to become teenage vampires!

For those of wewe who are clueless concerning the plot of the "Twilight" vitabu series, it follows the tale of a group of young Wanyonya damu and their relationship with the local populace. To the extent anyone would dismiss such a premise as lightweight fluff reflects to a great extent how out of touch one is with today's...
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Twilight's Monster $35 Mil Debut

Bigger than the latest Indiana Jones. Bigger than the biggest James Bond. That's how big Twilight was yesterday.

The $37 million vampire flick, expected to have a killer opening day, had a monster opening day, grossing an estimated $35 million, Exhibitor Relations reported. One-fifth of that gross, au $7 million, came from Friday midnight screenings.

The box-office tracking firm alisema a $75 million Friday-Sunday gross was now a possibility. Going into Friday, $60 million was considered the movie's best-case scenario.

When the counting's done, Twilight's Friday take may rank as the 14th au 15th biggest opener of all time, having surpassed the debuts of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ($25 million) and Quantum of Solace ($27 million), to name two hivi karibuni blockbusters.

Bolt, the animated talking-dog movie, was curbed kwa Twilight, grossing $7 million on Friday, Exhibitor Relations said.
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Girl-meets-boy stories are not the usual stuff of Hollywood blockbusters, even when it's girl-meets-vampire.

Neither are stories created kwa women, with a predominantly female audience, shot on a bargain budget with a cast of relative unknowns and released kwa an independent distributor trying to establish a niche among Hollywood's half-dozen studio behemoths.

Yet Summit Entertainment has good reason to believe "Twilight" will have zaidi box-office bite than your typical teen soap about an awkward high school babe and her cool new mystery beau.

"Twilight" has a few stunts and clever...
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