Student-teaching

When I got over my crisis I followed Alice to Emmett's room. It was in a whole different dorm and that's why Emmett and Rose weren't together. That didn't mean they didn't sneak though. But if there were dorms together I'd bet Rose'll be pregnant kwa now.

"Bella?" asked Emmett when we went in. Spare key on juu of the door. "EMMETT!" I squealed. We hugged. I never knew Emmett got this... big. He had a huge ring of muscle going around his arms. His face got zaidi older than the last time I saw him. I think his dimples got more... dimplier.

"OH EM GEE! I NEVER SAW wewe IN LIKE FOREVER." He still acts like a girl. "Sissy." We laughed.

"So let's catch up!" He threw his arm around my shoulder and led me to the couch. If any one else did that I would've broke their arm. Yes Renee made me take up karate.

"So how was Phoniex?" he asked.

"Hot... sunny... hot."

"Wow Bella... that was such a great description..." I smiled. Emmett... still uigizaji like he's better than I am.

"Well how was Forks after I left?" I asked.

"Rainy, green, cold...."

"Wow... that's so much better than mine...."

"I know Bella! At least wewe know what's there and how it is!"

"I used to live there...."

"Exactly! Teachering made me so smart."

"Yes Emmett. Your as smart as a button." I laughed at his confused look.

"So... where's Rosalie?" I asked.

"Teachering. She's so smart." Yeah. Way smarter than Emmett that is.

"You know wewe shouldn't have left Forks. It got so crazy. There was like parties every night and we had muziki blasting and it was so sick!" Trying to make me feel guilty... Well that wasn't working Emmett.

"Are wewe sure? Because that's not how Alice describes the night with all the sadness and boringness without me."

I heard his curse under his breath.

"Don't worry Emmett. It wasn't your fault at all. In fact wewe were one to help me through my pain." Well he did call whenever Edward wasn't home.

"Yeah. He was just being that asshole jerk of a boy he is."

Well one thing was for sure. Teaching actually made Emmett learn something.

"So where's Jasper? Is he teachering too?" I asked.

"Actually the correct word is teaching. Your sounding zaidi like Emmett everyday." He came into the room.

"JAZZY!" I ran and hugged him. "I've missed you!"

"Me too. Forks hasn't been the same since wewe left!"

"Well of course! I'm like the Forks mastermind! The controller of Forks!" I started laughing evilly.

"Well I wouldn't go that far. Just that Mike started hitting on Alice and Rosalie. I think he is scarred for life after what we did to him."

"You punched up didn't you? Then kicked him. Then punched like a billion zaidi times, until he started bleeding." Typical, especially with Emmett.

"What? wewe think I'm that violent? Yes. It was so fun. wewe should've saw him cry!"

"Well knowing Emmett he probably recorded it. Am I right?" I asked.

"Yeah. Let's go watch it! It's a family classic!"

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