y is it such a big deal if girls upendo twilight au not? i mean, wewe either like it au u don't. when i was walking out of the theater when i saw new moon, there were a bunch of retarded boys shouting: "twilight is gay! i saw a bunch of girls wearing vampire teeth and crap!" yes i will admit that some girls get WAY out of hand when it comes to twilight. but i mean, in my opinion. idk why i upendo the story so much. i think its just because nobody is ever as romantic as edward is with bella. and i think girls want that. but guys don't care, they're too busy with the actresses. NOT ALL GUYS THO. all i'm saying is from what i've seen is, pple complaining (mostly guys) about twilight and just how horribly romantic it is. so what? i mean, let us girls have something that we can fantasize about. so what if its about a human and a vampire in love? it makes things zaidi exciting. but y is it that we girls can't have fantasies about that stuff, but guys can fantasize and talk all about megan fox, au angelina jolie, au miley cyrus all they want? (just examples), its ridiculous pple! if wewe don't like twilight, then fine. but just knock it off! i mean, let us girls have something that we actually have fallen in upendo with instead of drag it out from underneath our feet. let us obssess over it. we don't care! like i alisema before i will admit that there are a lot of girls who go apsolutely TOO extreme with the whole thing. but its their life, let them live it. just stop with the freaking harrassement and rude maoni towards it. nobody asked for your opinion anyways. and i'm not saying that ALL girls upendo twilight, but there are alot of girls who do. so stop trying to ruin everything for us. we don't have to waste time always making fun of somebody. that just proves how immature wewe are, and shows that wewe need to grow up. And your reaction to this will probably uncover that immaturity. i only wrote this because i am tired of a lot of pple making fun of pple for this obssession. who says we have to think of the movie scientifically au realistically? its a movie! ik some girls make it way zaidi into reality then just entertainment. but sometimes i do think critically about the story. i mean, life isn't as romantic as it is in twilight. i wish it was, and i bet there are a bunch of pple who disagree at this point. but y does everything have to be about making fun of somebody, sarcasm, and just being immature and stupid? i'm not pointing any fingers, au trying to get anybody to hate me. but hujambo freedom of speech. look it up. i'm voicing my opinion, and it sucks that i have to explain that. so leave twilight mashabiki alone, focus on ur own life, just songesha on.
bella: edward we need to talk.................................................
edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't upendo wewe and i never have. the only reason why i married wewe was cuz wewe have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need wewe anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i alisema goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.
and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after
edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't upendo wewe and i never have. the only reason why i married wewe was cuz wewe have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need wewe anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i alisema goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.
and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that wewe and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her wewe are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that wewe and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her wewe are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
OK i;m a persom how likes to fiaurer thinks out so i found out that wewe can hilight the artical wewe whant (and copy!!!) then go to notes au word thing and paste the artical to notes au word thing then wewe have the aritcal on notes au word thing then ther wewe have it( Just a pic.) ok bye
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i hate lima beans ther gross yuck this has nothing to do with the artical just wanna see how agrees with me
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Do wewe think britsh people are awesome!
all wewe hove to do is dancce
LA LA LA LA LA clapp your hands togather
i just wrote that to publish this + i'm random
Danie turned into a blob of apple sauce, then shape-shifted back into a human. "There" She said.
"Hey Erin! So I see wewe got my text."
"Yeah! Congrats! wewe have to tell me all about this Parick."
"No, wewe tell me about wewe being part of the Volturi."
"How did wewe know?"
"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."
"What does that have to do with it?"
"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."
"Ok, how did wewe find out?"
"Your friend Alice told me."
"Oh,ok. Yeah, so wewe know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."
"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't wewe tell me?"
"I wasn't ready to yet."
"Erin, wewe are my best friend; I tell wewe everything, wewe should tell me the same."
"Ok,sorry."
"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."
"Ok, let's go."
Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".
"Hey Erin! So I see wewe got my text."
"Yeah! Congrats! wewe have to tell me all about this Parick."
"No, wewe tell me about wewe being part of the Volturi."
"How did wewe know?"
"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."
"What does that have to do with it?"
"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."
"Ok, how did wewe find out?"
"Your friend Alice told me."
"Oh,ok. Yeah, so wewe know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."
"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't wewe tell me?"
"I wasn't ready to yet."
"Erin, wewe are my best friend; I tell wewe everything, wewe should tell me the same."
"Ok,sorry."
"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."
"Ok, let's go."
Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".