This is not a copy of 100 things not to say to edward and jacob.. even if some a elements are quite like it
1 I will not walk into the Cullen’s house wearing garlic.
2 I will not walk into la push wearing mbwa mwitu bane
3 Throwing holy water at Edward and screaming the power of Christ compels wewe isn’t funny.
4 Neither is throwing mchele au anything else at any one in the book is.
5 Asking Jacob if he’s imprinted yet isn’t funny.
6 au is it funny to ask this every 5 minutes.
7 I shouldn’t ask Leah what it’s like to loose your boyfriend to your cousin is like.
8 I shouldn’t ask Emily what it’s like to steal your cousin’s boyfriend.
9 I shouldn’t ask Sam what it’s like to be stolen
10 I shouldn’t introduce Emmett to Hentia
11 au yaoi
12 au Yuri
13 I shouldn’t encourage Emmett to become the super hero Hentai man and fight the evil FCC and other censoring companies.
14 I will not encourage Jasper to become Edward’s sidekick: Yaoi boy
15 Nor will I encourage Alice to become Yuri girl.
16 I will not call Rosalie Hentai man’s wife and mother of Yuri girl and yaoi boy, lemon, limau Women
17 Even if it rhymes.
18 Jacob isn’t mbwa mwitu boy and enemy to Hentai man
19 Trying to make a Cullen become Jewish is like trying to songesha a rhino with a hippo on his back.
20 inaonyesha Edward yaoi fanficks with Jacob au any one else will make him mad.
21Same goes for Jacob
22 I’m not to throw things at the Volturi.
23 Especially Jane
24 Sending Aro upendo letters from Carlisle isn’t allowed.
25 Even if he already might get them.
26 Sending letters to Jacob saying I’ve left Edward and will wait for wewe in London signed Bella, only worked once.
27 I will not name Jacob fluffy
28 Edward isn’t Bat Man
29 au Dracula
30 Playing paintball with Emmett at school gets wewe suspended.
31 Carlisle isn’t Jesus
32 Even if he can run on water.
33 Nor is any Cullen
34 Cutting yourself in front of Jasper, no matter how emo wewe are, isn’t smart.
35 Telling Edward real men sparkle doesn’t do anything because he does, but it annoys Jacob greatly.
36 The Cullens enjoy me dressing up as a vampire much zaidi than Jacob enjoys me dressing up as a werewolf.
37 I won’t give Jacob a flea color
38 au a doggy biskuti when he does something right
39 au a chew toy, etc.
40 Begging won’t make Edward turn into a bat.
41 I won’t give Edward a coffin
42 I won’t give Edward depression meds.
43 I wont run around in front of Jasper with a union flag and say We won and wewe Lost makes the room feel cold with sorrow.
44 I won’t make money using Alice as a fortune teller.
45 I won’t make money using Rosalie as a mechanic
46 Carlisle is a medical doctor not a dentist and doesn’t want to see my cavity.
47 I will not break Esme’s house and blame it on Emmett, even though it worked twice.
48 Introducing Stephenie Meyer to the Cullens will makes her faint.
49 Same goes for her publisher
50 And all his shabiki girls
51 I won’t call the people who work at the mental hospitals on Alice.
52 Even if she twitches
53 I won’t say pretty pretty shiny shiny and stalk Edward around.
54 I won’t tell Bella: “Do wewe enjoy making Jacob think he has a chance and then leave him to cry himself to sleep?”
55 I won’t make the weekly Alice vs Edward in a chess match that is in side there minds doesn’t get many ratings.
56 How ever Rosalie modeling does.
57 I will not force feed the Cullens human chakula and ask him what it taste like, even though I know the answer will always be dirt.
58 Asking Bella to Cliff dive brings up bad memories.
60 So do motorcycles.
61 There was no number 59, and that trick only works once on the Cullens
62 It works twice on the werewolves
63 No matter how much I beg, Jacob won’t make La Push into a Casino
64 Apparently the Cullens won’t buy Forks, with their endless money, and make it a casino either.
65 The Cullens aren’t alive even if I try to prove it.
66 Is 600 numbers away from an evil number, but doesn’t make Carlisle flinch like I hoped.
67 Throwing crosses at any Cullen aren’t funny.
68 au is it funny to surround the house with crosses and a magic mduara, duara while trying to muhuri the evil magic doesn’t work
69 I will not introduce this number to Emmett.
70 I won’t make the above number a t-shirt and give it to Emmett.
71 I won’t tell the story of Carlisle’s first computer: He threw mchele at it and yelled the power of Christ compels you!
72 repeat: I won’t right on things on the Cullen’s skin.
73 I then will not push them into the sun were when the sparkle the words shine in yellow highlighter on whatever is in front of them.
74 I won’t play paint ball in the house.
75 I won’t call Jacob houndoom, even though I think he’s a pokemon.
76 Edward, however, laughs when wewe call him a pokemon.
77 but only the first 5 times.
78 Bella laughs 10 times
79 I won’t buy Emmett a monkey
80 I won’t break Rosalie’s car
81 I won’t make Edward nyota on Jeopardy, even though he won.
82 au Alice
83 au at the same time to see which one will win
84 I won’t onyesha Edward fanfiction
85 I won’t onyesha Jacob fanfiction
86 I won’t buy Emmett a parrot, kasuku and get him to become a pirate
87 I won’t send 100 poodles to the Cullen’s residence, saying Alice bought them
88 I won’t start a war between the Wanyonya damu and the werewolves
89 I won’t call Jacob Sam’s homeboy
90 I won’t call Edward Carlisle’s homeboy
91 I won’t tell Edward Bella left him for Jacob
92 I won’t tell mike the same thing.
93 I won’t tell Jacob the opposite
94 I am not a vampire hunter, even if I have a crossbow.
95 I won’t shoot my crossbow at the Cullens.
96 I won’t try to kill the mtu-bweha with silver.
97 Wooden steaks don’t work on vampires
98 I won’t use this as a checklist if I ever get sucked into twilight.
99 I won’t try to get sucked into twilight, kwa begging Stephenie Meyer, it won’t work.
100 I will not start a war between the Cullens and the Volturi, even though I know who will win.
101 I will never ask Edward if he has ever seen the 100 mwaka old virgin.
1 I will not walk into the Cullen’s house wearing garlic.
2 I will not walk into la push wearing mbwa mwitu bane
3 Throwing holy water at Edward and screaming the power of Christ compels wewe isn’t funny.
4 Neither is throwing mchele au anything else at any one in the book is.
5 Asking Jacob if he’s imprinted yet isn’t funny.
6 au is it funny to ask this every 5 minutes.
7 I shouldn’t ask Leah what it’s like to loose your boyfriend to your cousin is like.
8 I shouldn’t ask Emily what it’s like to steal your cousin’s boyfriend.
9 I shouldn’t ask Sam what it’s like to be stolen
10 I shouldn’t introduce Emmett to Hentia
11 au yaoi
12 au Yuri
13 I shouldn’t encourage Emmett to become the super hero Hentai man and fight the evil FCC and other censoring companies.
14 I will not encourage Jasper to become Edward’s sidekick: Yaoi boy
15 Nor will I encourage Alice to become Yuri girl.
16 I will not call Rosalie Hentai man’s wife and mother of Yuri girl and yaoi boy, lemon, limau Women
17 Even if it rhymes.
18 Jacob isn’t mbwa mwitu boy and enemy to Hentai man
19 Trying to make a Cullen become Jewish is like trying to songesha a rhino with a hippo on his back.
20 inaonyesha Edward yaoi fanficks with Jacob au any one else will make him mad.
21Same goes for Jacob
22 I’m not to throw things at the Volturi.
23 Especially Jane
24 Sending Aro upendo letters from Carlisle isn’t allowed.
25 Even if he already might get them.
26 Sending letters to Jacob saying I’ve left Edward and will wait for wewe in London signed Bella, only worked once.
27 I will not name Jacob fluffy
28 Edward isn’t Bat Man
29 au Dracula
30 Playing paintball with Emmett at school gets wewe suspended.
31 Carlisle isn’t Jesus
32 Even if he can run on water.
33 Nor is any Cullen
34 Cutting yourself in front of Jasper, no matter how emo wewe are, isn’t smart.
35 Telling Edward real men sparkle doesn’t do anything because he does, but it annoys Jacob greatly.
36 The Cullens enjoy me dressing up as a vampire much zaidi than Jacob enjoys me dressing up as a werewolf.
37 I won’t give Jacob a flea color
38 au a doggy biskuti when he does something right
39 au a chew toy, etc.
40 Begging won’t make Edward turn into a bat.
41 I won’t give Edward a coffin
42 I won’t give Edward depression meds.
43 I wont run around in front of Jasper with a union flag and say We won and wewe Lost makes the room feel cold with sorrow.
44 I won’t make money using Alice as a fortune teller.
45 I won’t make money using Rosalie as a mechanic
46 Carlisle is a medical doctor not a dentist and doesn’t want to see my cavity.
47 I will not break Esme’s house and blame it on Emmett, even though it worked twice.
48 Introducing Stephenie Meyer to the Cullens will makes her faint.
49 Same goes for her publisher
50 And all his shabiki girls
51 I won’t call the people who work at the mental hospitals on Alice.
52 Even if she twitches
53 I won’t say pretty pretty shiny shiny and stalk Edward around.
54 I won’t tell Bella: “Do wewe enjoy making Jacob think he has a chance and then leave him to cry himself to sleep?”
55 I won’t make the weekly Alice vs Edward in a chess match that is in side there minds doesn’t get many ratings.
56 How ever Rosalie modeling does.
57 I will not force feed the Cullens human chakula and ask him what it taste like, even though I know the answer will always be dirt.
58 Asking Bella to Cliff dive brings up bad memories.
60 So do motorcycles.
61 There was no number 59, and that trick only works once on the Cullens
62 It works twice on the werewolves
63 No matter how much I beg, Jacob won’t make La Push into a Casino
64 Apparently the Cullens won’t buy Forks, with their endless money, and make it a casino either.
65 The Cullens aren’t alive even if I try to prove it.
66 Is 600 numbers away from an evil number, but doesn’t make Carlisle flinch like I hoped.
67 Throwing crosses at any Cullen aren’t funny.
68 au is it funny to surround the house with crosses and a magic mduara, duara while trying to muhuri the evil magic doesn’t work
69 I will not introduce this number to Emmett.
70 I won’t make the above number a t-shirt and give it to Emmett.
71 I won’t tell the story of Carlisle’s first computer: He threw mchele at it and yelled the power of Christ compels you!
72 repeat: I won’t right on things on the Cullen’s skin.
73 I then will not push them into the sun were when the sparkle the words shine in yellow highlighter on whatever is in front of them.
74 I won’t play paint ball in the house.
75 I won’t call Jacob houndoom, even though I think he’s a pokemon.
76 Edward, however, laughs when wewe call him a pokemon.
77 but only the first 5 times.
78 Bella laughs 10 times
79 I won’t buy Emmett a monkey
80 I won’t break Rosalie’s car
81 I won’t make Edward nyota on Jeopardy, even though he won.
82 au Alice
83 au at the same time to see which one will win
84 I won’t onyesha Edward fanfiction
85 I won’t onyesha Jacob fanfiction
86 I won’t buy Emmett a parrot, kasuku and get him to become a pirate
87 I won’t send 100 poodles to the Cullen’s residence, saying Alice bought them
88 I won’t start a war between the Wanyonya damu and the werewolves
89 I won’t call Jacob Sam’s homeboy
90 I won’t call Edward Carlisle’s homeboy
91 I won’t tell Edward Bella left him for Jacob
92 I won’t tell mike the same thing.
93 I won’t tell Jacob the opposite
94 I am not a vampire hunter, even if I have a crossbow.
95 I won’t shoot my crossbow at the Cullens.
96 I won’t try to kill the mtu-bweha with silver.
97 Wooden steaks don’t work on vampires
98 I won’t use this as a checklist if I ever get sucked into twilight.
99 I won’t try to get sucked into twilight, kwa begging Stephenie Meyer, it won’t work.
100 I will not start a war between the Cullens and the Volturi, even though I know who will win.
101 I will never ask Edward if he has ever seen the 100 mwaka old virgin.
Edward cullen would not mind him under my misel toe.
please please please give me a vampire! that's all i want! and i've been very good this mwaka please santa please. I would be okay with a werewolf also (jacob black) please. And for the vampire's eather Edward,Emmett au Jasper please santa for me! if wewe do i will give wewe extra kuki, vidakuzi inayofuata year!
please Santa
thank wewe so much
edward-lover456
p.s santa
I will be a very very
good girl inayofuata mwaka If i get
a vampire au werewolf thank wewe so much.
TWILIGHT
