Sorry for the delay.
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I must have fallen asleep because when I woke up I was on the plane. “Did I fall asleep Jake?”
“Yes wewe did honey. Are wewe feeling ok?”
“I feel really sick” Suddenly I threw up basically everything that was in me. I stood up to go to the bathroom and collapsed.
I could hear voices. “Dude Bella’s pregnant”
“We do get into kitanda together and we’re married. Did wewe forget that little fact Embry?”
“Can I sleep with her? Is she good in bed?”
“Lose it Embry you’re not sleeping with my wife”
“I would like to”
“He’s been thinking about that all day”
“Sam why’d wewe tell him that”
“You’ve been thinking about sleeping with my wife all day”
“Embry isn’t sleeping with her, I am”
“No you’re not Quil. Let me just set this straight, Bella is for me to sleep with and for me to sleep with only!”
“No fair!”
“Yes fair”
“Is she good in bed?”
“I’m not telling wewe that”
“Tell me au I’ll beat wewe up and sleep with your wife”
“Yes she is good in kitanda that would be why we’re still married and she’s the beautifulest women I ever met”
“Jake man loose the gooey romantic stuff”
“Just cos wewe don’t have a wife au a girlfriend, leave me and my wife alone”
“Oooooo, wewe going all hard Jake”
“Will wewe please shut up Bella’s sleeping”
“I’m not actually, wewe woke me up and Jacob is very good in kitanda kwa the way”
“Jake your wife just owned wewe and we’re not gay Bella”
“I think wewe should be”
“Thanks”
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I must have fallen asleep because when I woke up I was on the plane. “Did I fall asleep Jake?”
“Yes wewe did honey. Are wewe feeling ok?”
“I feel really sick” Suddenly I threw up basically everything that was in me. I stood up to go to the bathroom and collapsed.
I could hear voices. “Dude Bella’s pregnant”
“We do get into kitanda together and we’re married. Did wewe forget that little fact Embry?”
“Can I sleep with her? Is she good in bed?”
“Lose it Embry you’re not sleeping with my wife”
“I would like to”
“He’s been thinking about that all day”
“Sam why’d wewe tell him that”
“You’ve been thinking about sleeping with my wife all day”
“Embry isn’t sleeping with her, I am”
“No you’re not Quil. Let me just set this straight, Bella is for me to sleep with and for me to sleep with only!”
“No fair!”
“Yes fair”
“Is she good in bed?”
“I’m not telling wewe that”
“Tell me au I’ll beat wewe up and sleep with your wife”
“Yes she is good in kitanda that would be why we’re still married and she’s the beautifulest women I ever met”
“Jake man loose the gooey romantic stuff”
“Just cos wewe don’t have a wife au a girlfriend, leave me and my wife alone”
“Oooooo, wewe going all hard Jake”
“Will wewe please shut up Bella’s sleeping”
“I’m not actually, wewe woke me up and Jacob is very good in kitanda kwa the way”
“Jake your wife just owned wewe and we’re not gay Bella”
“I think wewe should be”
“Thanks”
Hey, I'm typing away at nyumbani while my dad takes Mom on an extensive trip to France! Jacob could hardly contain his excitement! Seriously, He's burst into a dog three times- oh, not again Jake! Four times. Anyways, whenever my parents are out, my dad posts up a orodha of rules. Here's what he wrote.
Renesmee,
your mom and I are going to France. Do not take advantage of this with Jacob. Tell Alice where you're going, and DON'T go to La Push. Watch for bears, and don't go anywhere near the hunting zone. No Marafiki over later than 10:00PM unless it's Jacob(even then don't try anything funny.). Jacob is not allowed on your bed(and I don't care if he's in dog form.). Alice will come over to check in on wewe regularly, but call her if wewe need help.
-Dad
Ugh. As if Jake and I would do anything stupid. I think Jake was planning on that, though. Well, I hear Jake break something upstairs. I'm gonna see what he's up to. Later!
Renesmee,
your mom and I are going to France. Do not take advantage of this with Jacob. Tell Alice where you're going, and DON'T go to La Push. Watch for bears, and don't go anywhere near the hunting zone. No Marafiki over later than 10:00PM unless it's Jacob(even then don't try anything funny.). Jacob is not allowed on your bed(and I don't care if he's in dog form.). Alice will come over to check in on wewe regularly, but call her if wewe need help.
-Dad
Ugh. As if Jake and I would do anything stupid. I think Jake was planning on that, though. Well, I hear Jake break something upstairs. I'm gonna see what he's up to. Later!
-Edward-
As I placed Renesmee's hand in Jacob's, whispered to me, "Thank you."
That took me kwa surprise. As I took my kiti, kiti cha inayofuata Bella, she whispered, too low for the surrounding humans to hear, that she was proud of me.
When it was over, I was convinced myself and Bella had had a less melodramatic ceremony than this. Then again, perhaps it had been even zaidi so.
Alice had gone over-the-top with decorations, not that Renesmee minded. She was unlike Bella in that way. When it was my turn to dance with her, she whispered, "You'll still be my dad."
Again with the dramatics.
When it was Bella's turn, she let me see her thoughts. A special gift. I enjoyed hearing her thoughts.
"This bothers wewe zaidi than you're letting on, Edward. Relax, let it go. She'll be fine," Bella said.
"You know me so well," I grinned at her before Emmett claimed her and I was forced to dance with Rosalie.
As I placed Renesmee's hand in Jacob's, whispered to me, "Thank you."
That took me kwa surprise. As I took my kiti, kiti cha inayofuata Bella, she whispered, too low for the surrounding humans to hear, that she was proud of me.
When it was over, I was convinced myself and Bella had had a less melodramatic ceremony than this. Then again, perhaps it had been even zaidi so.
Alice had gone over-the-top with decorations, not that Renesmee minded. She was unlike Bella in that way. When it was my turn to dance with her, she whispered, "You'll still be my dad."
Again with the dramatics.
When it was Bella's turn, she let me see her thoughts. A special gift. I enjoyed hearing her thoughts.
"This bothers wewe zaidi than you're letting on, Edward. Relax, let it go. She'll be fine," Bella said.
"You know me so well," I grinned at her before Emmett claimed her and I was forced to dance with Rosalie.