"nessie" my mom alisema in shock. wow i couldnt believe i told my father to get out of my life.i was disappointed in myself.i was so sorry for everything but i couldnt say anything. i ran in the bedroom and slammed the door. i began crying then i heard my dad come in.
"dad im really sorry i didnt mean anything that i said, im just really tired of u pretending that im a little girls still" i told him. his eyes softened a little.
"nessie,... its my fault i didnt want to let go the baby u i just cant believe ur getting as old as me" he laughed at that thought.
"haha wow technically ur 18 and im 16 wow dad wen did mom get pregnant at the age of 2?" i asked while asking.
"hahaha really funny renesmee, but i should never see u alone with a guy again" my dad made it clear to me but i really didnt care wat he said.
"renesmee u should care, what if u make a mistake?" y does he read my ming!!
"dad we're not going to make a mistake, aunt alice told me every little detail of ur and moms life and trust me i tried to shut her mouth but she kept talking about ur romance and some weird things" i told him and i laughed.
"did she tell about isle esme?" he asked awhile hoping the answer will be no.
"yeah" and i started cracking up.
"hmm... exceuse me i have some business to take care of"
"k" he went while i was still laughing. i finally got control of myself and went into the living room.uncle emmett was rolling on the floor laughing. eric came up to me.
"u have a fun loving family" he told me
"not all the time trust me thats y i had to get some alone time"i told him and he smiled. oh crap i have to visit jake. my dad looked toward me.
"no nessie" i stopped smiling.
"dad do u want to argue again?" i asked him. the room went silent and everyone started looking at me and my dad.
" nessie im trying to do the best for u" he told me
"by keeping me away from? dad me staying away from jake is like u stayed away from mom, didnt that hurt?" i aske him. i heard someone clear their throat.
"nessie this isnt the same,youre mom and i had a connection" he said. what r u saying? i thought and i knew that my dad was kusoma my mind.
"im saying u cant be near a werewolve" he told me. i looked at eric. well thats going to be very hard for u to control, i thought.
"y is that?" he asked. cuz eric is a werewolve, i thought.
'nessie thats impossible" jake and eric r cousinz so im going to spend as much time as i want with them and of conversation now im going to visit jake bye, i thought and my dad was staring me just like the people at school did. i grabbed eric's hand.
"coming?" i asked him.
"wer?" he asked.
"jake's house" i told him.
"um.. suree" he alisema he wasnt confident if he wanted to go , but i dragged him anyway.
"so do u really upendo me?" eric asked me.
"umm, i upendo wewe and jake the same" i told him.
"but but who do u like more?" he made me choose but it was easy.
"jake i know him more, tell me about imprinting?"
"if someone fell in upendo with wewe at first sight they imprinted on u, just like i did" he said. i oushed on brakes right away.
"u wat?" i asked him
"i imprinted on u"
"jake imprinted on me"
"u'll have to choose and u'll have to pick only one" he told me sadness ran through my face. i started driving a little. it was silent for the whole ride there. jake was with his pack in the woods so thats wer we went.jared, paul, quil, embry, sam, and jake were talking about something.
"dad im really sorry i didnt mean anything that i said, im just really tired of u pretending that im a little girls still" i told him. his eyes softened a little.
"nessie,... its my fault i didnt want to let go the baby u i just cant believe ur getting as old as me" he laughed at that thought.
"haha wow technically ur 18 and im 16 wow dad wen did mom get pregnant at the age of 2?" i asked while asking.
"hahaha really funny renesmee, but i should never see u alone with a guy again" my dad made it clear to me but i really didnt care wat he said.
"renesmee u should care, what if u make a mistake?" y does he read my ming!!
"dad we're not going to make a mistake, aunt alice told me every little detail of ur and moms life and trust me i tried to shut her mouth but she kept talking about ur romance and some weird things" i told him and i laughed.
"did she tell about isle esme?" he asked awhile hoping the answer will be no.
"yeah" and i started cracking up.
"hmm... exceuse me i have some business to take care of"
"k" he went while i was still laughing. i finally got control of myself and went into the living room.uncle emmett was rolling on the floor laughing. eric came up to me.
"u have a fun loving family" he told me
"not all the time trust me thats y i had to get some alone time"i told him and he smiled. oh crap i have to visit jake. my dad looked toward me.
"no nessie" i stopped smiling.
"dad do u want to argue again?" i asked him. the room went silent and everyone started looking at me and my dad.
" nessie im trying to do the best for u" he told me
"by keeping me away from? dad me staying away from jake is like u stayed away from mom, didnt that hurt?" i aske him. i heard someone clear their throat.
"nessie this isnt the same,youre mom and i had a connection" he said. what r u saying? i thought and i knew that my dad was kusoma my mind.
"im saying u cant be near a werewolve" he told me. i looked at eric. well thats going to be very hard for u to control, i thought.
"y is that?" he asked. cuz eric is a werewolve, i thought.
'nessie thats impossible" jake and eric r cousinz so im going to spend as much time as i want with them and of conversation now im going to visit jake bye, i thought and my dad was staring me just like the people at school did. i grabbed eric's hand.
"coming?" i asked him.
"wer?" he asked.
"jake's house" i told him.
"um.. suree" he alisema he wasnt confident if he wanted to go , but i dragged him anyway.
"so do u really upendo me?" eric asked me.
"umm, i upendo wewe and jake the same" i told him.
"but but who do u like more?" he made me choose but it was easy.
"jake i know him more, tell me about imprinting?"
"if someone fell in upendo with wewe at first sight they imprinted on u, just like i did" he said. i oushed on brakes right away.
"u wat?" i asked him
"i imprinted on u"
"jake imprinted on me"
"u'll have to choose and u'll have to pick only one" he told me sadness ran through my face. i started driving a little. it was silent for the whole ride there. jake was with his pack in the woods so thats wer we went.jared, paul, quil, embry, sam, and jake were talking about something.
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the moyo with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the moyo with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that wewe and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her wewe are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that wewe and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her wewe are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever wewe can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When wewe go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what wewe will be doing in five dakika every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. barua pepe her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever wewe can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When wewe go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what wewe will be doing in five dakika every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. barua pepe her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Kind of how i picture Heavenly
Jacob vs Edward
Thanks for reading!
Alice Cullen
