She’s diabolical.
Emmett Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 18, p.387

I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.
Emmett Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.26

I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much zaidi fun with wewe around.
Emmett Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 4, p.93

You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.
Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 4, p.69

Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort.
Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 11, p.221

Aw, what a waste. And here you’re probably the one person who could take him – since he can’t get in your head to cheat – and wewe had a perfect excuse, too. I’ve been dying to see how he’d do without that advantage.
Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 22, p.442

So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought wewe two had knocked it to rubble kwa now. What were wewe doing last night? Discussing the national debt?
Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 25, p.490

I’m sure you’ll ace your classes… apparently there’s nothing interesting for wewe to do at night besides study.
Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 25, p.491

I’m not even sure she’s really a vampire, let alone a newborn. She’s too tame.
Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 26, p.517

wewe gonna back down so easy, little sister? Not much wild about you, is there? I bet that cottage doesn’t have a scratch. Did Edward tell wewe how many houses Rose and I smashed?
Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 26, p.520

Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded kwa horse-sized wolves.
Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 39, p.745